So did you jack off in college when you thought your roommate was asleep?
I have to admit I did.\
And I was in the lower bunkbed.\
He had to have noticed.
I used to attend various camps at KU when I was in high school and I''d always jack off; whether I was in the top or bottom bunk. I jacked off in college too; whether I was in the top or bottom bunk. The only times I''ve not jacked off while sharing a room is when I was at boot camp and when I was deployed (1 month and several months respectively).
I didn''t but he did and he was on top of a set of bunk beds.
My straight and oh-so-hot roommate freshman year slept in nothing but his boxers and often kicked the covers off in his sleep. In the morning his huge thick morning wood would poke out of his boxers as he slept on his back. So yes, I jacked off in my dorm room. Very often.
I used to j/o in the bottom bunk while sniffing his jock while he was asleep in the top bunk. I wonder what he thought because a few times one of his jocks I hid on the side of the bed in preparation for the nights activity were gone when I got to bed.
I never lived in a dorm, but a friend of mine who did used to tell me that he would do it all the time when his roommate was there. He said it was even worse when he was drunk. He said he would be really loud, but the guy never said anything.
I am so relieved.\
I am curious about those who never did.\
Where and when did you spank the monkey?
[quote]Where and when did you spank the monkey?%0D\
Cruisy library bathrooms%0D\
No, but my roommate did, and he was not attractive. He wasn''t even all that discreet about it, making serious thwacking noise. I just lay there pretending to be asleep, wishing I could change position.
Bathroom stalls in the dorm.
R6, bathroom and when everybody was out. I dormed only for a semester then I housed.
I did not have a roomate. I lived off campus in private housing.
A lot of guys jacked off in the library restrooms. There were a couple of library restrooms where I could make it sound like I had walked out but actually stayed inside (tee hee!). It was hot listening to the guys jack off after they thought I had left. There was one guy in particular who would pound his meat like crazy, moan, and talk nasty.
[quote]I did not have a roomate. I lived off campus in private housing.\
I thought most of the top schools required freshman to live on campus.
When did R11 say he went to a top school, R13? Lame attempt at snarkiness ...\
Anyway, why do you point out the lower bunk aspect as if it would be more noticeable than the top? The top is much noisier, and ... eh, why am I posting so much about something I care so little about? I give up. I quit.
r13, If you have enough college hours, going into your freshman year, you become exempt from that rule. One can do this by taking duel credit courses in high school.
In the frat house, we slept in bunk beds, and everyone was jacking off, trying not to wake up the guy below or above, who was also probably wacking off
I"m sorry--did you ask if I jacked off my college roommate when he was asleep?
No need to wait for him to be asleep. We did it at the same time.
Who the fuck lives in dorm rooms?\
I moved out of home and into my own flat when I was 17. I paid for my rent while I attended university by washing dishes at cafe. I whacked off and fucked who I pleased, when I pleased.\
I truly believe this is why Americans are immature well into their mid twenties. \
Fucking ''dorms.'' What a bunch of old shit.
Hell, I got fucked once while my roommate was asleep in the room.
No need to jerk off quietly. I got BJs from my roommate when I was horny.
I convinced my straight roommate to climb down from the top bunk for a BJ several times. I still JO thinking about it. HOT!
Statistically, there are much more ugly/average people in the world than attractive.\
So the chances of landing some hunky college jock is slim. Even less of a chance that said jock would let a homo get anywhere near his dick.\
I never stayed in a dorm. I shared an apartment with a couple of buddies which turned out to be much less expensive than the king''s ransom that my alma mater was charing to live on-campus. I had my own room so no need to hide my wanton sexual habits.
I never jerked off while he was in the room. I jerked off every morning in the showers, I would get a hard on thinking of all the guys showering around me (in stalls with curtains closed). I''d check them out and had my favorites.
R20 needs a hug.
Yes, dear. Dorm rooms.
OP? You are on an a predominantly American message board. You know Americans don''t go to College.
I would wait until my roomate started to breathe heavily or snore, sometimes I would pretend to snore so I could listen to him jacking off. %0D\
Then I discovered the joys of using shaving cream as lube to use in the shower stalls -- the only private places on campus. There was a lot of fucking going on in the shower stalls.%0D\
Had a fuck buddy in the room directly across the hallway who would invite me over when his roomate went home for the weekend. We would go at it for hours. He was deeply closeted but everyone on our floor knew about us and no one cared.%0D\
To this day I still can''t believe I had sex with my bf in his dorm room, with his roomate on the other side of the small room, separated only by two tall bookshelves, in 1981.
Ha I was popping in here to say the same thing as r21. We''re whores!
We jacked off together. Sometimes simultaneously - sometimes together.
Give it a rest, r27.
The really sad part of this thread is 98% of the posters relating their "stories" haven''t left their mom''s basement in 10 years, much less gone to college. So once again, we have another thread about the adolescent fantasies of grown men.
I don''t know if he or the girl ever knew as they were in the heat of their own passion. My first roommate was a fucking hot piece of ass ass. Sexy trash. Three or four times a week he and some girl, both drunk, would come to our dorm room. He had the top bunk. He''d start fucking the shit out of her and I''d be jerking my dick. It was always hot. He would never bring up nor did I. He had a nice big dick though.
My roommate would fuck his girlfriend on the top bunk. One night I climbed up and joined them. HOT!! This continued for the rest of the year. I''m gay, but I could fuck a girl if I was in a threeway with another guy.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, in the future please confine your posts to things that REALLY happened. We just aren''t interested in your fantasies.
My freshman roommate was a tall, built farm kid with a homely face but a incredibly muscular body from years of chores. This was fall of 1991.
He had shared a bedroom for years with both his twin brother (who went to a different college) and a third brother who was also close in age. The upshot is, my roomie was never in the least bit modest about his body - starting on our first night in the room, at bedtime he stripped down to his tighty whiteys and went to bed; and in the morning he'd wake up, strip off his undies, wrap a towel around his waste and walk down the hall to shower.
(His cock was of about average size, with a really nice dirty blond bush and a treasure trail to die for.)
Needless to say, this was all just about more than my deeply repressed little Catholic boy self could take. That first morning as I watched him strip off his briefs, I developed a raging hard-on, and when he left the room I barely had to touch it before I shot a great big load. That first semester he had an early class, so for the first few weeks this became a nearly-every-morning routine (weirdly, I always swallowed my own cum because I had this fear he'd take a short shower on a given morning and come back in to to catch me cleaning up).
We both went back home the first two weekends of school (he had a gf still in high school and I was having trouble adjusting and making new friends). By the third week of school we'd become a little more friendly with each other, and jointly resolved to stick around for the weekend, check out the party scene, etc.
On that Saturday morning, I woke to what quickly became obvious was the sound of him beating off. We had separate, non-lofted beds on opposite walls of the room, so I cracked my eyes to see he had created a tent with his sheet and blanket which was moving and shaking as he made grunting and moaning noises. I was, needless to say, so rock-hard I was terrified to even touch my dick for fear it would explode.
When he finished, he went back to sleep. Later that day, for lunch, we walked together to the McDonald's near campus - and while en route, totally unprompted, he said: "Listen, it was probably pretty gross of me to beat off in bed this morning. I'm so used to sharing a bedroom with my brothers that I didn't really give it a second thought. But I realized afterward that it was a pretty disgusting thing to make you listen to."
I replied, meekly: "Oh. I didn't even hear you." My cock was, again, instantly rock hard.
"Good." He said. Then, without really thinking about the potential consequences, I further said: "It's no big deal anyway. It's not like I don't jerk off in our room." And he just replied, "That's cool."
So on Sunday morning I woke up with a morning boner, and immediately decided - why not? So I jerked it under the covers that morning, and he was as far as I know oblivious. After that, I jerked off regularly when he seemed to be sleeping, although I still sometimes waited for my morning dick viewing and his shower before I went at it. He also made a fairly regular habit of jerking off under the covers, but sadly was always discreet and never once did I get a glimpse of his erect dick. Fortunately, I continued to see it in its flaccid state nearly every day. I never had the nerve to start jerking at the same time as he did, though I desperately wanted to.
We were always very friendly with each other but never really became "friends" _ he went home most weekends and spend most of his free time studying, while I fell in with the campus newspaper crowd; we went our separate ways after our freshman year - the next year, he lived in an off campus apartment with a couple buddies while I lived in a single room in the dorm.
He transferred to a college closer to his hometown halfway through sophomore year, and I never saw him again. Facebook tells me he's now married to his high school girlfriend and living in his hometown. But, 20 years on now, I still occasionally jerk off thinking about those daily peep shows he gave me. Dammit.
Being uncircumcised I preferred to hump my bed. He preferred to jack off.%0D
[italic] fap! fap! fap! [/italic]
[quote]Being uncircumcised I preferred to hump my bed. He preferred to jack off.\
Elsewhere, I imagine.
So I guess my next question is whether straight guys did it just as often?
[quote]wrap a towel around his waste \
Most people just use toilet paper.
LOL @ 41 Some people won''t even get this.
We need more stories.
Thanks, R36. Really enjoyed your story.%0D\
Very funny, R41.
I just can''t fathom the 25% who DID NOT jerk off when they thought their roomie was asleep. And in college when you are horny every day! Inhuman!
I was always jacking off, mostly when he wasn''t in the room. Now, he is another story. Swore up and down that he never jerked off. Said he had wet dreams so why bother.\
Guy was an asshole. And I believed him then and still believe it now. He''s a late life fundy. Wants to correspond with me but wants me to know that he doesn''t approve of my lifestyle, but we can still send emails, but he wants me to know that he doesn''t approve of my lifestyle. And I should let bygones be bygones because it was a long time ago that he told me that all fags should be rounded up in a pen and shot.\
But he wants me to correspond.\
I did one of those, how you say, punch & delete.
R46 - we used to have a thread that would be perfect to send to your friend. It was a faux news story telling the importance of getting blow jobs for health reasons. I''d love to find that thread again. It was hysterical.
I think it means 25% of datalounge are fearful liars.%0D
Let''s hear about more college roommates.
I never lived on campus but went to various camps where there was a boys and girls side. It is hard not to masturbate when you are away for a week and used to doing it every day at least once. I stayed up later then everyone else and I tried to do the slow stroke ( i was on the top bunk) the stroke that doesn''t shake the beds but will get you to ejaculate. Anyways i tried so hard to be discrete only to feel the bed start shaking by the dude below me doing probably the same thing.what was funnier is that the guy across from us and one over was laying with his back to me on his side with his elbow just a going doing the same thing. i think if i was more aware I would have saw more guys doing it but at the time I just didn''t want to get caught.
I have a strong memory of being in my dorm room one night while I thought my roommate in the bunk across from me (there were four of us in that room) was asleep. I was just starting to jack off when I realized that he was breathing a bit harshly. Suddenly, the smell of cum just FLOODED the room. There was absolutely no mistaking it. It was nice to know I wasn''t the only pervert in the room.
[quote]Suddenly, the smell of cum just FLOODED the room. \
You can smell cum?! You are a gay bloodhound.
"Suddenly, the smell of cum just FLOODED the room."%0D\
The Mary-EST of Marys.
I worked out a method that would allow me to cum without taking back my foreskin. On the other hand I sometimes heard my friend too.
Thank you, r54. That was certainly worth the ten-month wait.
I did that with almost all of my roommates - our school was a big believer in switching people every semester and I had 4 room mates in 4 semesters in the dorms.
One said, about two weeks in, dude, if we have to JO just do it, it's cool. And he brought his GF in a few times towards the end of the semester…which was kind of hot to hear them fuck.
Two of them never said anything but we both just JOed at night without issues. (I also ended up blowing both of them, but that's a different thread, I suppose.)
Only one was a complete asshole and I steered clear of anything like that. Fat, Republican, heavy metal fanatic who said people who didn't save themselves for marriage should be stoned in public. Probably couldn't get laid if you tied 50K in cash around his neck. Wouldn't know what to do with a vagina if you drew directions and a lighted path. Ugh. I hated him.
I'd like to know what Ciaran does.
[quote](I also ended up blowing both of them, but that's a different thread, I suppose.)
Yes, you can create a dementia thread and post there.
I'd like to read about that. (And what's so hard about believing giving blowjobs in college?)
The two roommates that I blew both identified as straight.
One was a big player in the Socialist club on campus, had a gf, etc. Handsome, prematurely bald (like a really skinny Jeremy Piven). I came out to him on like day 3 of living together. He came home a few weeks later from a Saturday party at 3 am and said, "So, does having a gay room mate mean that I can get a blow job?" Yup, I didn't even reply - just opened wide. Wasn't an every day thing, but probably happened 2-3 more times that semester. The perfect mouthful dick.
The other guy was my first room mate, a very small framed, cute blond wrestler who also had a GF. He found out I was gay literally at finals week when we were studying and the first thing he said was, "shit, if I'd have known that I'd have been asking for a blow job every night." I didn't think he was serious and didn't say anything, but he brought it up again when we went to bed and asked me if I thought he was hot. I told him fuck, yes I did and he pulled out his cock. I must have taken 9 or 10 loads of his in that last week of school.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the dementia ward and find my lost can of whoop ass.
R60, did they ever reciprocate in any way---kiss, hand job, bj?
Great story, R60. Makes me wish I was more out when I was in school!
Never, but I did in the showers.
R61, the wrestler did kiss me once and a few times he grabbed my cock and/or was humping my ass. He seemed more genuinely bi or bi curious, and since he was a wrestler that makes sense.
The other guy was definitely do me, get me off and there was no reciprocation. He was so hot, though, and at that age I really didn't mind.
I had a str8, not sexy, perfectly nice chemical engineering major roommate freshman year. He went to bed early, I read til late in one of the comfy, quiet lounges. He'd be asleep when I got in -- and I wanked every night. Guess he did the same while I was downstairs. He had earlier classes than I, so I could enjoy another release in the AM.
Course I had lots of practice jacking quietly while my younger bro was asleep -- at least I HOPE he was.
I do it even now at my home.
I used to get my straight roommate drunk - he was the type who'd pass out and be completely unwakeable. Then I'd play with him, jerk off. and pretty much have fun. I realize now it was awful, but I never fucked him or anything, and he never knew.
But it's true that guys can come in their sleep.
I was in college over 40 years ago, but I had the same roommate for all 4 years of college. The first year we had beds next to each other and YES I know I did jack off many times as I'm sure he did. The next year we had a room with bunk beds and I was on the bottom bunk and many times was treated to a very rhythmic swaying of the bed :D Finally we both just admitted the need to masturbate and from that point on we did whenever we wanted to, many times together and many time to each other. He is straight and married with grandchildren and I have two sons, but realized I was gay and now have a partner that makes me very happy. But those days really were enjoyable.
Definitely I did. My roommate my freshman year basically caught me one night. I was on the bottom bunk, he was on the top. He said my name then said, "What are you doing?" I mumbled that I couldn't get to sleep then turned over. I was so embarrassed! Contrast this with my senior year when my roommate and I would tell each other we were going to if it was after lights out. We had a deal that we'd put on our headphones and listen to music if we were awake.
No but my roommate did...
We had beds on opposite sides of the room. One night, I woke up and he was standing over me, jerking off. I didn't know what to do so I just closed my eyes and pretended I was still sleeping.
[quote]I just can't fathom the 25% who DID NOT jerk off when they thought their roomie was asleep
It's down to 18% now.
Lights out, in bed...shit yeah. Those conditions signalled "me time" (for both occupants of the room.)
Gurl, please. We fucked all four years. He took my cherry, and I took his.
The residence halls at my university were configured in suites, two rooms at two students to a room, with a shared bathroom either connecting the rooms or off to the side of the entrance. (Of course all four residents of a suite would be of the same gender, even if the suite next door might be the opposite gender. Co-ed by suite.) We always had a measure of privacy that students in dorms with communal bathrooms appear not to have known.
My roommate had a TV and VCR (this was the late 1980s) and tons of porn tapes. He would frequently watch his porn when I wasn't there; on occasion he would hear me come in the entrance hall, quickly switch off the TV and run to the bathroom to finish JOing. I never caught him and never saw him naked at all.
We would mark the dry-erase board on the door with a symbol that meant "come back later, please" when we were entertaining in the room.
Those 18% - myself included - probably never had college roommates. I had a single for all 4 years.
No - my "jackoff" method was to grind/hump/fuck the mattress. (Yeah I am a top!)
So I'd wait for predictable chunks of time when he wasn't there. One time he burst in when he was supposed to be at a 9am class, and he totally caught me. Fortunately both of us had a sense of humor about it. No, he was straight, very straight. And he always spent three seconds loudly jangling the key in the lock, before opening door, after that!
When the children are asleep we sit and fap,
The things that every other horny teenager faps.
I didn't j/o when my roommate was asleep - but I sure sucked and fucked a lot with my roommate who was one of my frat bros.
I've posted this story before - but this seems like a good thread to repost it on:
I was a freshman in college and started "napping" with another freshman. We were both pledges of the same frat and since the active brothers kept us up half the night fucking with us (not literally - figuratively), he and I used to try and catch a few zzzzz's in the afternoons in his room. (I know this sounds so naive and stupid...) Anyway, I think we first started out in separate beds (when his roommate wasn't there) and then once we laid down in the same bad - really - to just sleep. Well, one thing led to another, and we started feeling each other up (I was a COMPLETE virgin and so was he, I think) and then (I can't remember who started it) but we started playing with each other's hardons, then, over a period of weeks, we tried hand jobs and blow jobs, and then we both realized that we wanted to try fucking each other (after hours of rubbing our dicks in each other's cracks...) So I let him put his dick up my ass first (we used some kind of unscented face cream - Neutrogena, maybe? - as lube. It hurt like hell at first (he had a long skinny dick) and since we didn’t really know we were doing, I think the position (doggy style) probably made it hurt worse. Anyway, I don't think it took long before he came (this was in 1978 - so pre-AIDS and condoms) in my ass. I remember being all sweaty and so hard that I couldn't almost cum myself - but I did (while he was still in my ass, I think). I remember finding a little blood in my underwear later - but it wasn't before long before we were sucking and fucking (taking turns) every chance we got. This is 100% true. Really. I'm not a troll...
No. But I had never done that before, so it wasn't like it was a habit.
This thread is useless without pictures.
Share a few more tales R79.
No- I jo'ed when I was alone-
I waited until I knew he was awake, but he never got the hint.
18% for "no" - maybe they didn't even go to college.
I live in an older house that was divided into 4 different apartments (2 upstairs and 2 down)so you could hear everybody fucking. There was only 1 bathroom with a shower/tub so to save for 8am classes we would often share the bathroom. Many times I would jack off in the shower while my roomates shaved or pissed. It was nothing to walk in on someone whacking in the shower either.
I always waited until when I knew he had class or was at work.
I was smart.
i jacked off all the time in college and once my room mate caught me so i thought he would go mad as he was this fit as fuck jock!!! but instead he got naked and jacked off with me... one thinglet to another and then we had hard core sex and that is howi losted my virginity.
No. I had a partner.
No. We weren't shy. There was no need to wait for anyone to be asleep.
Please, Sir, I want some more.
There aren't many who didn't play when they thought roomie was asleep.
83% did it with close to 3,000 replies in this poll.
I only had a roommate freshman year -- and you betcha, I did it every night after he went to sleep. I was used to that situation, having shared a room with my younger brother. I knew how to get off very quietly.