BREAKING NEWS: Tina Fey''s Husband Is Short

Did you know that? I did not picture him like this. Not that I spent much time thinking about the subject. None really.%0D\ %0D\ What other celebrities have shocking looking spouses?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1375701/Tina-Fey-takes-short-Sunday-stroll-diminutive-husband-daughter-Alice.html



• Wow, he''s almost dwarf-sized. My guess is a short guy with a likely Napoleon complex is probably the only man who could put up with being married to her bossiness. \ \ The daughter''s a sassy-cute little thing, though.

• And she''s knocked up again! That probably deserves its own thread.\ \ What will this mean for our beloved Liz Lemon?! Will there finally be a pregnancy story on 30 Rock, or will they explain the weight gain by having Liz join a "funnel cake of the month club" and just up the "Liz is a fat unlovable spinster" jokes by 50%.

• Well, in all honesty she got as good as she could get.

• He''s a beast, but then her looks are nothing to write home about either.\ \ She is grossly overrated as a comic actress. She may be a very skilled writer-producer, but she can''t act to save her life.

• Even more interesting is that the article states she lost her virginity to the midget at AGE 24. She really is the nerd she makes herself out to be.

• is he the one on the right or the one on the left?

• The Fascist Mail has noted his size. They have called him ''diminutive'' and say she is taking a ''short stroll''. %0D\ %0D\ That''s double entendre for anyone not British.

• I didn''t know she was famous enough to get bitchy comments about her hobbit husband in tabloids outside the US. That said, I love her

• If we are talking about stars with surprising spouses...how about Hugh Jackman and his wife? She''s not a troll, but she''s not nearly as hot as you''d expect a sex symbol''s wife to be.%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ Clive Owen is another one with a surprisingly average-looking wife.

• Her kid looks like Billy Joe Armstrong sans eyeliner.%0D\ %0D\ (BJ Armstrong is also a dwarf. Claims he is 5''5" or 5''6" - no fucking way. The guy is about 5''3")

• [quote]She is grossly overrated as a comic actress. She may be a very skilled writer-producer, but she can''t act to save her life.\ \ I agree. \ \ Her daughter is cute, she looks just like her.

• Im going to link this photo every time a troll here tries to say that an actor is 5''. This is what a five feet tall man looks like folks.

• Why start threads to trash people?

• I have a friend who is married to a guy who is 5''3." He''s very handsome and fit. He tried to be an actor, but his height got in the way. He used to get jobs like dressing as a rabbit at the Central Park Easter egg roll. It''s a shame. He''s a good actor and has a very handsome face and not an ounce of body fat.%0D\ %0D\ Now he is a computer repairman.

• She''s very talented and successful. And not too bad looking.%0D\ %0D\ What a shame she had to settle for a short guy.

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• r13, are you new here? Jesus.

• r9, who care what the beards look like. It is called "true love" because looks or age do not matter at all.

• Tina Fey is only 5''4" so hubby must be in the 4"7" range. Obviously he has a love staff in the same range.

• The weird thing is that her daughter is 17.

• she looks angry in those photos, and a little dykey. The kid is cute.%0D\ %0D\ There was something funny by her in the New Yorker recently

• He must''ve been sitting down when they met.

• I want them to do the Rhea Perlman/Danny DeVito story. \ \ Or vice versa.

• The Shortest Man in the World%0D\ %0D\ BlindGossip %E2%80%93 A certain multi-talented actress was backstage during the recent run-through of a talk show. While the host was trying out introductory bits, he made a remark about this actress%E2%80%99 husband being the %E2%80%9Cshortest man in the world%E2%80%9D. She could have been annoyed or shocked but instead let out a bigger laugh than anyone else.%0D\ %0D

  http://blindgossip.com/?p=21714

• Love her, but I found it odd that she made her husband a producer on the show. Theme music composer, OK, but he''s also a producer on the show? Wha?

• Its the thing to do right now in Hollywood r24. Have a husband? Make him a producer so you can take home two checks and control his whereabouts at the same time.

• The article says he''s 5''0".

• I had to get out a magnifying glass just to see them in the pictures.

• It''s a good idea to make your spouse a producer. That way, if there''s a divorce, s/he has their own money source and doesn''t need so much alimony.

• I hope she used someone else''s sperm to conceive, so her kids have a chance to be normal sized. \ \ I guess we know where the idea came from for the episode where Liz Lemon dated a dwarf (the guy from The Station).

• Not only is her husband ultra short, he has a fug face. He''s atrocious. I saw a recent picture of him in a local paper, he also has buggy eyes. He''s also wide looking, short, stocky and squat, how unappealing.\ \ He''s a producer on her show, huh? What a joke that is, meanwhile some real producer with actual talent is out of a job. Nepotism, you gotta love it, not. \ \ As for Fey, I never got her appeal, to me it''s college humor, which when you''re into your 30s-40s, it''s simply not funny any longer. \ \ I agree, she''s not much of an actress, if it wasn''t for Alec Baldwin, and the rest of the cast, that show wouldn''t have survived the first season!

• Tina Fey''s husband is currently being treated for hearing voices: "Oompa Loompa doompadee doo. I''ve got another puzzle for you. Oompa Loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise you will listen to me..."

• I think she''s gotten somewhat better as the show has gone on. \ \ So, has she only ever had sex with the dwarf?

• You guys shouldn''t make so many assumptions. Jeff Richmond was a very talented director and composer at Second City, responsible for the success of many of their mainstream shows. He''s a comedic talent in his own right.

• She was a virgin until she was 24 so she''s probably not too picky when it comes to men.

• [quote]Jeff Richmond was a very talented director and composer at Second City, responsible for the success of many of their mainstream shows. He''s a comedic talent in his own right.\ \ Moreover, he represents the Lollipop Guild!

• Tina Fey steps out with her better half (pint).

• She probably has severe insecurities about her looks if she will date a man that unattractive.

• [quote] Second City, responsible for the success of many of their mainstream shows\ \ What mainstream shows? I haven''t heard of Second City since the 1970s, except for SCTV in the 80s, which wasn''t even American.

• "You guys shouldn''t make so many assumptions. Jeff Richmond was a very talented director and composer at Second City, responsible for the success of many of their mainstream shows. He''s a comedic talent in his own right."\ \ What a load of bollocks, no one heard of this guy until he married Tina Fey! \ \ IIRC, years ago, during an interview, Letterman, or Conan, was even making fun of this guy when Tina told one of them she was marrying him! Something like, "You''re marrying HIM?!"\ \ The Canadian SCTV had nothing to do with the US Second City Comedy troupe. Mainstream shows? Where? What shows?\ \ Surely you don''t mean TV shows, there were never any ''Second City'' TV shows except for the Canadian comedy group!

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• Tina Fey''s daughter, Alice, is absolutely a "Mini-Me."

• I bet he is great in bed.

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• Apparently this man is incredibly sexy and was able to score the most beautiful chicks (Angelina Jolie types) in high school.

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• Will Peter Dinklage be playing him in the biopic?

• She's 5'5" so he can't be 5'. He looks at least 8 inches shorter than she is.