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Frau on the train

Tonight on the downtown 1 train, a hausfrau gets on at 50th Street with her spawn.\ \ The spawn takes out a bag of pistachio nuts and starts to shell and eat them. (and should be noted that he did not throw the shells on the floor)\ \ The frau notices another frau watching them, and proudly says: "Oliver ONLY eats pistachios.....shelling them improves his motor skills"\ \ I felt like saying: "Oliver will need those motor skills when he sticks up his middle finger and tells you to go fuck yourself"\ \ WTF?

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