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Elizabeth Taylor FAT Jokes By Joan Rivers

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. \ \ \ Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. \ \ \ Elizabeth Taylor''s so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. \ \ \ I took Elizabeth Taylor to McDonald''s and she got stuck in the arches. I had to butter her thighs to get her out. I stood in front of her with a Twinkie and said, ''Come and GET IT.''\ \ \ I took Elizabeth Taylor to Sea World. It was so embarrassing. Shamu the Whale jumps out of the water; she asks ''Does he come with fries?''\ \ \ Mosquitoes see Elizabeth Taylor and scream, ''Buffet!''\ \ \ Elizabeth Taylor pierced her ears and gravy ran out.


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