"There''s nothing wrong with being gay," Joe Jonas says, "but I''m not." \
The middle Jonas brother, 21, was bluntly asked if he''s gay by paparazzi last January. Details speculates that part of the reason for the rumors may have been Jonas''s playful video homage to Beyonc%C3%A9''s "Single Ladies," in which he dressed in a leotard and heels and danced to make good on a sports bet with some friends.
Ugh. They NEVER come out as gay until they have all the money in the bank they think they need. NONE of those little fuckdorks. Too afraid of losing $$$ and fans. Hell, Gay Aiken would still be in the closet if he hadn''t been outed ten ways from Sunday after the Kelly Ripa deal. %0D\
Not saying this little douche is gay, just that it never seems that ANY teenybopper pop star EVER EVER EVER says "Yeah, I''m gay. So what?"
Joe isn''t aging well, so who cares.
If he''s publicising it in a magazine he''s been told by his PR people it''s an issue. %0D\
Ergo, he''s gay, and fronting. %0D\
If he wasn''t he wouldn''t give two hoots, he''d be secure in his sexuality not to give a damn let alone rant on about it. %0D\
Just like Jake Gyllenhaal, absolutely running terrified of it.
I''m so relieved.
Miss Cupcake Idaho, 2009
[quote]They NEVER come out as gay until they have all the money in the bank they think they need.\
That seems to suggest that many, or even a few, came out when they became untouchably wealthy.\
Honestly? I am not being belligerent, I honestly want to know, how many actors/performers can you list who are gay, became wealthy, and then came out? \
My feeling is, 98% of those actors/performers, are gay, become wealthy, and remain closeted.
Well Justin Timberlake has a ton of money, he is still bearding like crazy
Hasn''t Elton John been out for a long time? He certainly was wealthy.
Ricky Martin said the same thing.
Well, what do you want them to say OP? I would just wait till some video shows up with some guy period or else just dream on.
"some guy period"? I didn''t know guys had periods.
Um, how many years ago was that fucking Beyonce video? That''s not why people think you''re gay, Joe. It''s because you live in West Hollywood and walk your little gay dog around town like a gay guy looking for a hookup.
his pussy is drying up
Here he is shopping with a Johnny Wier look alike friend
Did he say it with an exclamation point like that? Seems a little defensive.
What former teen idols HAVE come out as gay?%0D\
Tab Hunter...um....none of the girly teeny boppers of the 70s or 80s...%0D\
The Dr. Quinn guy....%0D\
I don''t know if all these guys we swear are gay really are or if they just genetically look femminine. Which seems to be what teen girls like.
The Dr. Quinn guy, Chad Allen was outed... and then he came out. \
Funny thing about getting outed (like getting a picture of you making out with someone in a hot tub), it makes staying in the closet a tad ridiculous.
But I think that if David and Shawn Cassidy and Leif Garrett were stars TODAY - we''d all swear up and down they are gay. And they aren''t.
Are the Jonas Brothers over? They''re not as popular as they once were a few years ago.
[quote] Ricky Martin said the same thing.%0D\
I don''t recall his ever denying he was gay. I remember he wouldn''t answer questions about his private life.
The Jonas franchise is still kind of successful and it would hurt their overlord''s family friendly image to have presented a fag (or a whole bunch of fags?) to the Christian value audience.\
A company hates nothing more than to lose a dollar or two, because of a gay scandal. Losing it because the product is total shit is ok and gets maybe a shrugging shoulder motion, but when it''s a fag then it''s really really the closeted fag''s fault.
Are the Jonas Brothers over? Damn fucking straight they are!
Teen idols only come out if and when their career is well and truly dried up and there''s nothing left to lose. Lance Bass, Clay, Ricky Martin.%0D\
Joe Jonas has a fundie family and there''s still some money to be squeezed out of Jonas Inc. So yeah, he''s not coming out. Maybe not ever.
[quote]Ricky Martin said the same thing... I don''t recall his ever denying he was gay. I remember he wouldn''t answer questions about his private life.\
You can''t possibly be that stupid, are you? Joe Jonas has very little shelf life as a musician, he wants to be an actor. Out Gay actors don''t work much.
Joe, I know you are very straight.
Well, he''s recording a new dance album. That should quash any gay rumors.\
[quote]"The dance element is where my heart is," Jonas says.
I think he''s straight, and is comfortable around gay friends, because he likes the attention he gets. LOTS of straight guys are like that these days.
Here''s some more from the article\
"I like to watch all the crazy characters in the neighborhood," he says. "I saw this gay homeless guy that got arrested. When the cops said, ''Spread ''em,'' he was like, ''You''d like that, wouldn''t you?''" Joe grins; he likes a good comeback.
I think comfortable guys are fine was some attention from a gay guy but some straight men might get very nervous.
Remember the time he and his French friend both tweated at the same time about waking up and getting breakfast or something?\
It was clear that they both had spent the night together.
The guy never seems to be happy when he''s within 3 feet of a woman. \
It''s like he''s thinking I can''t believe I have to do this shit.
Ricky Martin in 1999 (YES, he indeed denied being gay):\
"I am a modern man, live a full life, do not feel any barriers inside myself. If I were gay, why not admit it? I am a normal man. I love women and sex. I am a real hot-blooded Puerto Rican, but I have never been attracted by sex with a man."\
It''s definitely a self-loathing quote (NORMAL man?!?).
Joe''s straight. Straight to the nearest man.
The ugly one got married b/c he''s gay and the gay rumors were getting too out of hand. %0D\
Joe Jonas is either gay and not as worried about the need to shack up with a beard in pretend wedded bliss as his ugly bro or he''s straight (or bi) and does the typical show dating of starlets, per common Hollywood practice, which has to do with keeping your name in tabloids for famewhoring purposes.
If he''s straight then everyone''s gaydar is broken and the poles have completely shifted.
Just watched the Disney show''s run (season one and the one in LA) for the first time and oh my god! it''s craptastic! Only now I understand their past teen idol appeal. I''m really confused who I have a bigger crush on (season one: Kevin, Nick and last Joe / season two: Nick, Kevin and last again: Joe).
I''m feeling Love Sick but I don''t mind!
Who''s he trying to convince: Himself or his parents?
"Anyone seen Nick''s butt close up? Details."\
Well there''s this photo of his butt in baseball pants:
I believe the statement is supposed to get Disney off his back. I''m sure the guys at Disney bitch at him everytime he dares to walk around with his gay buddies in tow.\
I''d guess his parents are more concerned about being cut off from the cash flow than to bitch and whine to him about being gay (and instead push him to make Disney happy).
We have a winner at R45. Disney fires openly gay performers.
Now were saying this guy is gay? Come on people! Not everyone is fucking gay. I certainly don''t think he is. Let the hetro fangirls have that stupid piece of shit.
Whatever you say, Joe.
So it''s been a couple hours.\
Is Joe Jonas still not gay?
I don''t really care about Joe. Nick is the hot one that I want to see naked.
[quote]Come on people! Not everyone is fucking gay. \
It most certainly is NOT out of the realm of possibility. Many gay people are in the arts. probably more than not.
It must be getting hot over at team Joe for him to publicly state his straightness. Was it getting too obvious that Joe liked the sausage that his P.R demanded his public love for Vagina?
I wonder how tight Nick Jonas'' hole is?
We already know the eldest is gay, I''m not convinced Joe is also actually.
What about Nick?
Nick seems to have the most promise, though he''s not really that talented, just like the other two. By all indications he''s straight, i''ve never read a blind item relating to his sexuality.
Nick has that sexy, smoldering gaze - but that''s about it. I watched him as Marius in the "Les Miserables 25th Anniversary Concert" and he conveyed exactly one emotion: intensity. Possibly constipation. I admit to finding him hot in the past but his performance kind of cured me of my crush. (And yes, I know the role is hardly a laugh riot but he kept that same stoic expression even during curtain calls.)\
I''ve just never seen anything remotely charming about him. He''s so serious and humorless. Even on that shit Disney show he never showed a sense of humor about it. Reminds me of one of my earliest crushes. I was obsessed with this guy thinking he was so deep and silently pensive until I realized there really wasn''t anything that interesting below the surface. Of course it was a straight guy, and I''m assuming Nick is too.
In a recent interview, Joe Jonas exclaimed "I don''t know why these homosexuals keep sucking my cock!"
[quote]"I don''t know why these homosexuals keep sucking my cock!"\
We don''t know either. His jizz tastes AWFUL!
Kevin and Nick
Perhaps he did this interview to head off possible rumors as to why they split
[quote]Joe Jonas & Ashley Greene Split Confirmed\
Why do I have this image in my head of Joe negotiating with his handlers "Ok, I deny being gay in a magazine interview of your choice in exchange for being allowed to dump Ashley!"
"in which he dressed in a leotard and heels and danced to make good on a sports bet with some friends."\
Yeah, because this is what straight guys do all the time.
This kid is too young to come out. Why don''t you bitch at the rich geezers who won''t come out? Like Seacrest.
Too young to come out? I have students who are 14, 15 years old who are already out.
Burned Out History Teacher
As long as Disney is pouring big bucks into his bank account, he''ll pretend that he''s straight.
But aren''t the Jonas Brothers essentially over? Kevin got married, Disney canceled their show, Nick did his solo album and now Joe is doing his and says there are no plans right now to record as the Jonas Brothers again. \
Joe is reminding me more and more of JC Chazez from NSYNC. Maybe he''ll go the same route and be basically out in all but official terms.
If he were actually gay, would his handlers have let him release that Beyonce video?
Yesterday, a DL poster referred to a Black man as a "dinge." It was in the Subject Heading for the thread. I was shocked, but, sadly, not surprised, because:\
DataLounge continues to encourage, and indeed to celebrate, the use of degrading and derogatory language about women, and people who hate women are likely inclined to be haters of all kinds of folks.\
Misogyny is rampant on DL; racism clearly vibrates just below the surface of many DL posts.\
Queers who demean and abuse Black people and women are queers who will never win equal rights; who will never learn to accept themselves as individuals; who will never be able to reach out to other minority groups in order to fight the racism and sexism and classism and misogyny and homophobia that have lately been amplified by the Republican Party and are all around us; who will never be able to respect anyone, including themselves.\
Stop the violence against women. It''s killing us.
It''s been 24 hours.\
Surely he is gay by now!
If his solo album has a dance/club/electro vibe in them..then he has to cater to the gay community.\
and he will probably promote it... by some calculating sexually ambiguous statements to feed the gays... and a tour to gay and gay-friendly clubs.
Disney will not have their stars coming out of the closet, period.
It''s a little curious that just a day or so ago Adam Lambert began to follow Joe on Twitter. I''m not sure what the connection is.
If I were that young and good-looking and earned millions from teenaged white Xtian girls, I would gleefully lie about my sexuality, too. It would be pathetic, but legal.
Joe is now BFFs homothug Chris Brown. If I didnt know better, Id say they were fucking.
Oh please. When Ashton Kutcher started hanging around with Diddy no body accused him of being gay and I read that Ashton''s first boyfriend was black.
It cracked me up just to watch Joe dancing - in heels. \
Gay or straight, Joe''s one hell of a .... terrible dancer, and certainly won''t make a great drag qeen.
It seemed for a while like he didn''t much care what people thought. He often showed little interest in the beard when they were photographed together and was more often seen queening it up with his buddies.\
I''d say there was some pressure exerted. \
I certainly hope he has better taste than to fool around with Chris Brown, though. Ugh.
As long as there''s income from Disney, he won''t come out.
I read from cases where celebs are kind of blackmailed (or a favor is called in) into showing up with other celeb(s) who have a bad rep at that moment. I wouldn''t put it past Brown''s handlers to ask around, call in favors or hire celebs to pose with Brown.
Fucking geoblocking! Wish I could see the awfulness.
So how long do you think it will be before Joe comes out of the closet? Do you think he''s a top or bottom?%0D\
BTW, he looks wayyyyy older than 21. He is not going to age well.
In the closet
[quote]BTW, he looks wayyyyy older than 21. He is not going to age well.\
I was absolutely shocked to discover that the fugly guy on s1 of Hot in Cleveland was Joe Jonas!\
First of all, because he looks like a hairy 30-y.o. guido.\
And secondly, because I seem to remember Joe Jonas being GOOD-looking!\
R96 Maybe all that hiding in the closet is wearing him down.
His brother, Nick Jonas who is 18, keeps getting more and more handsome and attractive.%0D\
Nick is divine.%0D\
Nick is 18, but currently has a 26 year old girlfriend, an Australian singer!%0D\
So I guess the days of the unmarried two Jonas brothers wearing purity rings and espousing no sex is long gone.%0D\
I say this because it would be doubtful that Nick is not having sex with his 26 year old girlfriend.%0D\
I find the change from ''purity'' and no sex to having a 26 year old girlfriend a huge leap and huge change in behavior.
He''s 21 and a pop star. Of course he''s going to say that. Years from now when he''s a nobody, he''ll admit it.
"I say this because it would be doubtful that Nick is not having sex with his 26 year old girlfriend."\
So do you think he''s a top or a bottom? Or versatile?
I have noticed Nick smiling a lot more since he started dating this chick.
R102 This thread isn''t about Nick, it''s about Joe.
Stay on topic bitches
Recently posted. Quite obvious what type he goes for.
How did that one old brother get so ugly? Was he in an accident? Was he really sick or something? Man it looks like he got beat with an ugly stick. Like he fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
He's got a timeless beauty. His face could stop a clock. Man I get sick just looking at him. You could throw acid in his face and it wouldn't even make a difference.
[quote]I don't know if all these guys we swear are gay really are or if they just genetically look femminine. Which seems to be what teen girls like.
So you're saying teen girls are lezzies?
Yeah but the question was...
"You don't seem your gay happy self today."
To wit, he said, "I'm not gay" meaning happy.
Of course only an AIDS infest 'mo would think otherwise.
I don't believe he's gay. Doesn't ping to me. I don't find him hot either.