How can Kelly Osbourne be a judge with those hideous Popeye tattoos on her forearms? They are hideous.%0D\
That said, I do like her. She seems sweet.
I loved Joan''s joke about Reese using her chin to open the envelopes.
Kelly has said many times that she regrets the tattoos, she plans on erasing them someday.
That Juliana creature is the most shockingly anorexic person I''ve seen on TV in awhile. It looks like her hair is about to fall out from malnutrition.
r2, good. She is a cute girl and those tats are so distracting.%0D\
R1, LOL, I must have missed it.
Oh r3, I was thinking the same thing. That hair is sooooo stringy.
OMG, did you see Juliana at the Oscars? Horribly thin.
Joan is really killing it!!!
Guiliana''s skin is the color burnt sienna. She''s like a taller, blonder, skinnier Snookie.
Giuliana is indeed beyond scary skinny and she looked awful at the Oscars last night, but I must say...on Fashion Police, I agree with most everything she says everytime.%0D\
And I adore that little George, whoever he is.
Joan was great
Kelly seems sweet, but she needs to always wear long sleeves. The tattoos are trash. It''s hard to take her seriously as she judges what people look like and what they wear--in other words--the total package.%0D\
She appears to have grown up and realized that the decisions about getting those hideous tattoos were a huge mistake. But dammit girl, keep them covered when passing judgement on other people.
agree r11, cover them up. They are distracting.%0D\
Re: Gulianna.. she is so thin, makes you wonder how thin she is in person.
I thought Joan''s best line tonight was being able to see Mila''s Kunis.
R13 Yes that was funniest. Actually, Joan got in a few funny comments.
Joan had some great lines tonight - Mila''s Kunis was a standout - and I loved how she called out Kelly and Giuliana on their fawning over Helena Bonham Carter on the red carpet.\
But her choice of Cate Blanchett as worst dressed only proves that Joan''s taste is common, like her costume jewelry. Blanchett was the most fashion forward of anyone on that carpet by a long shot.\
And Joan LIKED Sharon Stone, who looked like she was on the third day of a six-day drug bender.\
George was the most on-target tonight, loving Cate and hating J-Hud and Halle (and rightfully so).
Miss R. Seacrest
I like Kelly, but I do roll my eyes when her jaw hits the floor in shock at things Joan says. You are Ozzy''s and Sharon''s kid; I doubt Joan has ever said anything that anywhere approaches normal Osbourne breakfast/dinner table conversation. I do realize Kelly seems to be trying to create a more demure identity, so whatever, carry on. \
Anyway...Guiliana at the Oscars was looking like one of the lollipop girls, and I noticed her hairline on the sides is soooo far back.
"But her choice of Cate Blanchett as worst dressed only proves that Joan''s taste is common, like her costume jewelry. Blanchett was the most fashion forward of anyone on that carpet by a long shot."\
Everyone else on the panel disagreed with Joan, but it was clearly Joan''s easiest shot at a joke without offending anyone important. She lives for that.
Usually Cate Blanchette looks good; however, her Oscar dress this year was hideous. The structure of it was bizarre. And the yellow beads on either side of her neck that also crisscrossed her back look like someone threw up on her. Horrible.%0D\
Sharon Stone''s dress was gorgeous. Best dressed. %0D\
Joan Rivers was a hoot. George Katsiopoulos is a sexy little piece of Greek meat.
"OMG, did you see Juliana at the Oscars? Horribly thin."\
She wants to know why she had two miscarriages? She is too thin, she needs to eat. \
It''s clear she''s not naturally thin (and she had a nose job), seeing her parents on her TV show, as well as other family members, none are as slim as she is. \
She starves herself to stay so skinny, which is not a good idea for a woman who wants a baby.\
What a delusional nut-job.\
I also noticed her receding hairline. The thinning hair could also be from all the hormones shot into her body while she was trying to conceive. Hormone fluctuations wreck havoc on a woman''s hair.
I''m not sure but I think I remember hearing a Mila''s Kunis line on the Wayne''s World sketch that they did on Saturday Night Live when Dana Carvey hosted. Joan can''t even write her own jokes.
[quote]And Joan LIKED Sharon Stone, who looked like she was on the third day of a six-day drug bender.\
I don''t know why they insisted in calling that woman Sharon Stone. Looked nothing like her.
Jennifer Grey''s former face
[quote]I loved Joan''s joke about Reese using her chin to open the envelopes.\
Not surprising since Tony and Dennis (Kathy G.''s ex-gays) wrote alot of that stuff for Joan. And you know they used to come here for inspiration when this place was inspirational.
I don''t watch the show. I can''t stand Joan Rivers'' crazy racist behind.
What a shame they didn''t discuss any of the men''s looks.
Joan is on fire on this show. Totally a perfect half hour of amusement. Look forward to it and The Soup each week. I like the entire panel on the Police too. Did anyone see the TV Guide wrap up with Nick Veragos, Tabatha, and Paulina Poriskova? They had the opposite views completely from FP.
Guiliana is not only dreadful to look at, she doesn''t fit in with the rest of the panelists. The show''s vibe is very much "high school outcasts bitching about the popular kids", am I right?%0D\
Guiliana doesn''t seem like the kind of artsy gay boy or funny fag hag who''d be in a group like that, she seems more like the sort of girl who''s desperate to be accepted by the popular kids.
well... she''s not funny, anyway.
Ryan Seacrest, heterosexual
Guiliana just seems like a back-stabbing cunt. When Kelly is talking, Guiliana stares at her like she wants to slit her throat.
What''s the dish on George? Anyone know him or done him?
R26 it was an hour show.
Guiliana is not really trying to have a baby, it''s very calculated to identify with a 20-40''s single woman viewership. She may take hormone shots and she may actually get pregnant but she has no intention of ever carrying a baby to term and knows that her body will reject it. All good for ratings.
I can''t wrap my head around Fashion Police. Kelly Osbourne, that anorexic from E!, and some nobody queen all honking like demented sea lions while Joan Rivers--JOAN RIVERS!--aims her tired Borscht Belt zingers at women (even Reese "Chinny Chin Chin" Witherspoon) who on their worst days are all much more beautiful than she ever was? Really?
Giuliana is a pathetic punchline with everyone around her but her being in on the joke. She''s everything that''s wrong with entertainment and new "stars" today: vacuous, anorexic and desperate for any attention they can get. \
When she said 25 is "over the hill" in Hollywood I wanted to throw up. Even Joan was shocked and shot back the ultimate insult, "You are SO California!" and Giuliana didn''t even get the dig and said, "I am SO L.A." like that was a compliment. Idiot.
George''s Fame-Whoring (Hi Heidi and Sandy! Fuck you Melissa Leo!)
For the record, I HATE Guiliana "Football Shaped Head" Ranic. She tries so hard to be cool and like she is a star. Bitch, you are a glorified reporter, that''s it. You aren''t a star and the only reason why she has that snoozefest reality show is because she sucks up to the anti-christ, Ryan Seacrest. %0D\
She''s not pretty, she''s not interesting, she''s not famous.%0D\
How I long for the days when Steve Kmetko, Patrick Stinson and Leon Hall were fixtures.
But what about Giuliana''s cute hot SUCCESSFUL husband? Doesn''t he count for anything?
I still don''t get how homely looking women such as Cate Blanchett and Sarah Jessica Parker have become fashion icons. I just do not get this oddness, or their appeal, at all.\
Years ago, naturally gorgeous women were fashion icons, not Plain Janes some stylist put in a $40,000 dress. \
Cate Blanchett might be a great actress, but I don''t understand the whole fashionista image, she is not good looking and whoever dresses her, seems to go way off the beaten track to make her look like a freak. \
She has a manly plain face, small eyes and her body is no great shakes. She doesn''t exude sex appeal.\
The bizarre dress she wore to the Oscars made her look like an alien or a fan dressed in a home made costume for one of Bowie''s "Ziggy Stardust" concerts. \
An ugly strange dress suddenly doesn''t become attractive, or beautiful, because a famous woman is wearing it.
I love Giuliana''s HOT husband. Oh, I remember the days I''d take his plump meaty cock in my mouth under the boardroom table. \
Carolyn Kepcher, disappointed there are no hotties on Celebrity Apprentice
Who said they wrote a lot of that stuff, R23?
I don''t think Giuliana''s husband, Bill Ransic, is cute nor good looking nor appealing nor attractive at all.%0D\
His face is ALWAYS in a perpetual surprised look with his eyebrows raised in a perpetual never ending arc. %0D\
His face and constant facial expression is very annoying.%0D\
Giuliana does not want a baby - she has been trying for a baby just to hold on to her husband who desperately wants kids.
I know, I thought the same thing when Giuliana made that "25 is over the hill" comment. Look at the mess she is - anorexic, dyed leathery skin, and hair that looks ready to fall out. %0D\
I find it sadder that those panelists can sit in the same room with her and pretend like everything''s hunky-dory when she looks so physically (and sound so emotionally) ill.
Giuliana is terrified that her husband will drop her for a much younger woman who is fertile - since she is a woman approaching 40 who is not fertile.
I''m only 36, R42. Although I do have a football shaped head.
[quote]OMG, did you see Juliana at the Oscars? Horribly thin.\
And her dress was horrible too. She looked like an upside rotten mushroom. I don''t care if it was designed by a "Project Runway" winner, it was UGLY.
Since this is now the vegetable head thread - I will say Joan Rivers'' head looks like a radish.
Jolly Green Giant
Kelly''s face looks like a smashed in, curved inward turnip.
I remember seeing Guiliana and her husband on some talk show, I think during the first season of their show.%0D\
The host asked her why she refused to gain 5-10lbs when a doctor told her she would have a very difficult time conceiving/keeping a baby.%0D\
She said she couldn''t gain any weight because she''s on tv, and it was very clear she really didn''t care if she ever got pregnant.
George''s head looks like a ripened summer squash, with a slight deformity on the left side.
The only reason this show is on the air - and the only reason Joan Rivers was allowed back on E! - is because of Giuliana.
She's in the "role" that Melissa Rivers (who's also the show's co-producer) would normally be playing - she does all the introductions of all the photos/film clips and then gives her opinion. When Melissa and Joan approached E! about doing this show, they had left E!'s red carpet coverage a few years ago to go to TV Guide Channel - around the time Ryan Seacrest took over E! news and became a network co-producer (he also produces about half of all E!'s programming - the Kardashians shows, the Hugh Hefner show, Holly's World, and E! news). The Rivers girls were thrown off E! when Seacrest came in - Giuliana is a Seacrest girl (he also produces her reality show with ex-gay husband Bill Rancic).
When Melissa & Joan came back to E! to get this Fashion Police on the air, they had to make nice with Ryan and among the concessions was Giuliana would co-host instead of Melissa. So whether she has good taste or not, it's her ass that got the Rivers girls back on TV every week.
Seacrest also insisted on Kelly Osbourne to bring in younger viewers, and the young, gay George rather than old fat gay Leon Hall.
Not Joel McHale
ex-gay husband Bill Rancic??%0D\
Before he became "famous" on the Apprentice, Bill lived openly with a male partner in Boystown, Chicago....
R54, then why the switch to Guiliana? Any ideas?
I get why people question Kelley''s fashion expertise (she''s not from the industry, the tats are horrible fashion), but I actually think she''s very good in this context. She seems seems genuinely interested in fashion, can make decent critiques, and articulate her point of view.\
If it were some beautiful actress or model who made the exact same observations as Kelly, no one would question them. \
She''s not outstanding, but she''s good. And we''re talking about E!. She works in that context to counter Joan''s craziness.\
I have more issues with the Juliana freak than Kelly.
It''s easier to stay (famous) in the public eye if you''re perceived as straight, R55...\
Bill''s taking his cues from Ryan Seacrest...
But why are we supposed to care what Kelly says?%0D\
And I certainly do not care what the gay male (all of them) of the panel has to say, although I care a little bit more about what the gay male says than what Kelly says.
Does Giuliana know that her husband is an ex-gay?
Strictly speaking, it''s George who is the most qualified of the group - he was a fashion writer/reporter for several magazines and the New York Times before becoming a stylist. So he knows fashion, both from the critical and the inside points of view. His opinion is educated, as opposed to the 3 hens who just squawk that they either like something or they don''t.
[quote]But why are we supposed to care what Kelly says?\
[quote]And I certainly do not care what the gay male (all of them) of the panel has to say, although I care a little bit more about what the gay male says than what Kelly says.\
We''re not. It''s not geared towards gays who obsess over fashion (though they certainly watch).\
It''s geared towards a general audience who get kicks out seeing celebrities praised and torn down. It''s on fucking E! It''s not supposed a sophisticated, serious analysis fashion. \
People don''t "care" what these people have to say. They can make their own decisions on a celebrity''s clothes on their own. The point is to be entertained by the bitchiness, the sometimes insightfulness, and by comparing your opinion to the panel''s opinion.\
You''re taking it way to seriously.
My post was horribly written. Thought I''d fend off the inevitable.
[quote]Melissa Rivers (who''s also the show''s co-producer)\
Which whole responsibility is to drive Joan to the studio.\
[quote]But why are we supposed to care what Kelly says?\
Right, she practically creams over all the British actors. She loved Helena Bonham Carter''s choices and that purple and yellow abortion Cate Blanchette was wearing causing Joan to almost Stroke out on national television.
[quote]The Rivers girls were thrown off E! when Seacrest came in - Giuliana is a Seacrest girl (he also produces her reality show with ex-gay husband Bill Rancic).\
Joan and Melissa left several years before Ryan Seacrest came to E! They were replaced by Star Jones which was a disaster.
When Kim Kardashian''s car catches fire and does a death roll onto the rocks below before plummeting into the Pacific Ocean, killing everyone in the car, I hope Heidi Montag is in the passenger seat, trying to find her songs on the radio -- and dumpy little Kelly Osbourne is in the back seat, pretending she maters.
The Lord Jesus
Hey Kim/R65, can you give me a lift to Chateau Marmount?
Miley Cyrus, hillbilly extraordinaire
Luv ta! I''ll swing by on the way to Paris house (we''re besties again! yah!!!) \
Kim, texting during I driving
Funniest declaration was Kelly telling Wendy Williams she''s now a size 0 or a 1, yeah riiiight! \
She''s till overweight, look as those arms. Yes, I know TV and photos add at least ten pounds, but there''s no way she''s as small as she''s telling everyone.\
Unless Kelly is 4''5", there is no way she''s a size 0 or size 1.
I''ve always hated Giuliana with her Picasso like bone structure and awful patter, but I actually don''t mind her on this show. I even enjoy Kelly Osbourne and I can''t stand that fame whore family. %0D\
Joan is very conservative in her tastes so of course she didnt'' like Blanchett. All through the 90s she screamed about men who didn''t wear the standard black tux and bow tie to the awards. My favorite line of hers was when she referred to Florence of Florence and the Machine and asked if the others saw her too. Her shtick is total Borscht Belt but I love it. %0D\
And I usually like Cate Blanchett''s fashion forward style but I hated that dress and thought her hair looked like Carol Brady.
[quote]My favorite line of hers was when she referred to Florence of Florence and the Machine and asked if the others saw her too. \
I know I''m an idiot, but I didn''t get that line. Was she implying Florence looked like a ghost? Because I didn''t think she did.
Melissa Leo DiCaprio
"Guiliana is not really trying to have a baby, it's very calculated to identify with a 20-40's single woman viewership. She may take hormone shots and she may actually get pregnant but she has no intention of ever carrying a baby to term and knows that her body will reject it. All good for ratings."
So you're saying STYLE paid for her fertility drugs, high priced specialist etc? All that just for ratings?
Though I do agree, if this anorexic (or bulimic) lollipop headed fool truly wanted a baby, she would get healthy. If she looks so thin on TV, you have to wonder how thin she's in real life. What does her husband see in her?
I found it rather hilarious how she was always shown eating on her reality show. I guess the part they didn't show was Guiliana sticking her fingers down her throat two minutes later. I worked with a bulimic, she'd stuff her face as if it was her last meal, then she'd run off to the bathroom.
If that's the case, that the pregnancies were all for her show, this woman and Bill Rancid are pretty despicable human beings, making a mockery of people who actually do really want kids and can't have them.
Another annoying aspect of their reality show is how delusional and entitled this airhead Guiliana is, she's dumb, laughable and pathetic.
The episode when she's in a panic mode over the way her assistant rented and decorated her new LA apartment was the height of delusional entitlement. She was on the phone to Bill, whining and going on and on about how she couldn't locate anything etc, wow, just wow. Such major problems! Anyone would love to have that huge apartment.
I'm so sick of these talentless faux celebrities and the TV station making us believe these vacuous idiots are important let alone entertaining.
Whatever happened to Steve Kmetko and the original E! crew? Steve was smart, handsome and funny.
I actually watched E! when it was still called Movietime, anyone remember that far back?
I think George is adorable and just fey enough, without being a sideshow unto himself like most of the gay fashion commentators on t.v.
[quote]I know I''m an idiot, but I didn''t get that line. Was she implying Florence looked like a ghost?\
Yes, hon. \
[quote]I think George is adorable and just fey enough, without being a sideshow unto himself\
I love that he really belly-laughs at Joan''s jokes, unlike Kelly and Giuliana who pretend to me "oh-my-g*d" shocked and appalled.
I''m so glad Joan doesn''t do red carpet interviews anymore. I don''t consider myself ageist, but she was a mess and it was uncomfortable to watch her. \
The less Melissa is seen the better. She has an amazing ability to just suck the life out of any situation she''s involved in. I have no idea how she does that.
Sounds like Krlly did well for a meaningless piece of spawn.
Steve K and the original crew were given their pink slips years ago.
Who the hell is the audience for these reality shows with Giuliana, the Kardashians and Bethenny Frankel? I mean, I really just don''t get what America sees in them.
Does Kelly have a deal with Spanx? She spends almost every show hawking their stuff. The problem is that you can see her fat spilling over the Spanx so obviously it doesn''t work. She is a bitchy little thing and seems to hate George with a passion. Maybe he made a comment about her faux weight loss or something?
I watched the Guiliana and Bill show. It was boring. All she does is whine. %0D\
I think Bill lives in Chicago and she lives in LA, which would work out well for the ex-gay
Bill Rancic has the prettiest feet Ive ever seen. Im sure he has someone in Chicago to suck on them when Guiliana is gone, amongst other things...
"I love that he really belly-laughs at Joan''s jokes, unlike Kelly and Giuliana who pretend to me "oh-my-g*d" shocked and appalled."%0D\
Considering that her jokes aren''t that funny, his huge, honking laughs just make him sound like a desperate fool. He is clearly the most easily replaceable with the most to lose in the room--and in a room with Giuliana Rancic and Kelly Osbourne, that is deeply, deeply sad.%0D\
I noticed that this week''s show was being billed by Joan as "the September edition". Have they changed the show to be monthly? I guess I wouldn''t be sorry. A little of Giuliana goes a long way.
Bill Rancic, changing the locks
I saw that too, r82. I just want to see George every week.
No they are still doing it weekly. Joan said they were going to spotlight fashion trends each week in September.
[quote]George''s head looks like a ripened summer squash, with a slight deformity on the left side.%0D\
LMFAO!!! What''s with the far-apart eyes? He looks like a frog.%0D\
You bitches better leave George alone!
It is a bit rich listening to the likes of Joan Rivers and this fatty Osborne cow go on about fashion...LOL
Is George a bossy bottom or a top?
I''m guessing bottom.
A bottom who likes to snuggle afterwards.
I''m guessing bottom too.%0D\
What do you think his favorite position is?
He probably likes it from the back, so you can grab his curly hair.
I agree with Kelly's tats. They look horrible and her forearms are too big for that. Also, why has no one addressed her hair? What is up with that color? First it was gray, now its purple. How can she criticize others looking like that? Love George and his laugh! Poor Guilana, so thin and then cancer. I think she is staying thin to be like the stars she talks about. She needs to gain weight!
Aside from liking the panel in general, Joan, Kelly & Giuliana looked awful on the most recent episode of Fashion Police..... Joan's bottom half of her hair looks yellow, Kelly's gray shaded hair is now a shade of purple and poor G is looking more unhealthy everyday.
Fashion Police really????? I doubt if they will be taken that seriously especially if they keep looking like this! (Kelly needs to keep her tats hidden as well)
Hope G gets stronger and healthier.... The anorexic, bobble head look is terrible. My prayers go out to Bill and her for all that they've been going through.
I like Fashion Police and especially George Kotsiopoulos. On that show, he's his own guy without being one of the girls. And he doesn't mind saying he's gay.
Even if I think Kelly looks tacky and Guliana looks like she'll drop dead before the hour ends, I like Fashion Police. Love George and Joan.
I don't watch it b/c I think Joan knows fashion in a classical sense but she's hilarious when she's knocking people down. My favorite is her dislike of Lea Michele. Loved when she said that she was surprised Lea and her co-star were dating since 'he's a nice guy and she's Lea Michele'. Love Joan's hate of the fakeness. George is so adorable. As long as they keep him I don't care if they fire Kelly and anorexic Guiliana. Both are really painful to look at.
I am actually bummed I can't stand to watch the show anymore. The reason? George's laugh. (Cackle) It's the most annoying sound ever. I keep trying to watch the show, I like everyone else, but that laugh is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
You wanna know what bugs the shit outta me? Watch Joan when the show first comes on or returns from a commercial break. She does this ridiculous thing where she pretends to be conversing with the people beside her, but she's not really fucking talking!! She's just moving her mouth as if she's speaking. It's completely ridiculous and annoys the fuck out of me every single time she does it! Watch for it!
When critiquing Nicole Ritchie's revealing outfit last week, George Kotsiopoulos said that he's not a fan of tattoos especially tramp stamps.
Kelly is one of those lazy pig women. Close ups of her skin reveal what a lazy do-nothing she really is.
I think Joan hates Lea because she feels Melissa should have had her talent rather than being a boring horse face no talent like she is.
Poor Melissa. No talent. No beauty. Not funny. And no one gives two fucks about her opinion on fashion. She really should just stay behind the scenes...always.
[quote]I am actually bummed I can't stand to watch the show anymore. The reason? George's laugh. (Cackle) It's the most annoying sound ever. I keep trying to watch the show, I like everyone else, but that laugh is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
Same here! It's always the same laugh, with Kelly Osbourne covering her mouth in false shock and Giuliana saying OH MY GOD! or WOW! at Joan's "outrageous" jokes. It wasn't always like that.
Please pity poor Kelly. When you're famous because you were produced by the sperm of a legend, life is difficult.
You know what that show needs more of? Vagina jokes.
I love the show. What I haven't liked in the last three months is Giuliana's absence. I didn't know she had a baby. I thought her cancer came back and she was getting treatment. I was worried. None of the substitute co-hosts have been good. I can't stand Kimora. She always looks angry. It kills the mood of a fun show to see someone look angry. The Fashion Police are like the Addams Family of fashion. Before Giuliana took her break I had a cool opinion toward her. Seeing as no one was as good as her I have reevaluated my opinion. Same with Kelly. They really work well together. I like George's laugh too. A couple weeks back he didn't laugh for the first 10-15 minutes of the show and it felt weird. It was too quiet.
Kelly is majorly ugly.
I actually like Kimora. I thought she was one of these faux fabulous dames, but she's quite pleasant and down to earth.
I don't like Kimora's personality but I like her on Fashion Police. I HATE Giuliana and Kelly and think they should be replaced as they know nothing about fashion. Kelly fails at trying too hard to creat her own trends, while Giuliana mindlessly copies all the it-girls in hollywood and bashes people who don't follow them. George can be annoying too but I can tolerate him.
I do love Joan.
Ooh, Kelly was bringing it against Kristen Stewart this week. "Let's call a spade a spade. It's INAPPROPRIATE to wear a see through dress when you are a HOMEWRECKER!"
lolz Kelly...your father cheated constantly on his first wife with various women before finally marrying his last affair-Sharon. So let's keep it real gurl.
It was hilarious this week that while Kimora was on-camera discussing whatever, the crawl underneath running E! News announced that she and Djimon Hounsou had split after 3 years together and a child.
That was more interesting than anything she had to say.
Kimora is a hot mess.
Not a Jersey Shore fan AT ALL and hate what they stand for, but DAMN did Pauly D look hot in his guest appearance this week. Really sexy guy.