- Julia Stiles
- Kristen Stewart\
and Kristen Stewart
- Claire Danes\
Debi Mazar \
Mary Matalin \
Only a few of them are actually bitches
- Fernando Torres. Google ''Torres bitchface'' - there are internet memes about his expressions.
- And another.
- Agree with Kristen Stewart. Typical case.
- Morgan Fairchild
- Thinking "me,me,me" or "murder!" behind their sorry-ass fake smiles:%0D\
The opposite - were cursed with bitchface (snarky eyes, growling eyebrows, smug nose, smirky lips)but are probably the nicest people in the planet:%0D\
John C. McGinley%0D\
- Lisa Marie Presley
- I second Kristen Stewart. That girl''s face could curdle milk.
- Anna Wintour OWNS this thread, bitches!
- Nancy Grace%0D\
- Samantha Ronson owns this thread. Never seen a more miserable looking person.
- I own this thread.
- Reese Witherspoon owns this thread.
- Justin Timberlake\
luvs boys with bitchface
- Three guesses, my darlings, as to who owns this thread.
- Linda Lavin\
- Robin Strasser!
- Nobody beats Jessica Seinfeld. Even when she''s smiling or laughing, huge bitch face.
- Roseanna Arquette has classic bitch face. It''s the pointy nose, overbite, and pouty lower lip combo.\
But Nancy Kerrigan owns this thread.
- Leah Rimini or however you spell it.
- Hmm, lots of thread owners
The Thread Co-op
- Stockard Channing.
- Angelina Jolie and Victoria Beckham have major bitch face.
- 28 responses and no one has brought up THIS supercilious mug?
- Charlotte Rampling\
- She seems really nice, but Wendie Malick has bitch face.
- LOUIS!!! Sandra Bullock''s son. He will cut a bitch!
- If we are talking about kids, Angelina''s daughter, Zahara, has a wicked bitch face.
- Zahara gives the BEST side eye!!!
- and hitler''s long lost daughter.
- Michelle Malkin \
Not only a bitch face, but just a vile bitch personality.
- Kathie Lee Gifford
- helo? vic?
- Country-ass bitch face:
- Big ass bug-headed fake-smiling as she stabs you in the back bitch face:
- How the fuck did you fudgepackers forget me?
patricia heaton - Grand Prize Winner@@@@@
- What is going on with Shannen Doherty''s face? Her right eye is lower than her left, which makes her face appear lopsided. %0D\
Was she dropped on her face as a baby?
- Who is that alien stick figure r41?
- That stick insect is nobody, R44, nobody at all. %0D\
(a/k/a Giuliana Rancic, see link...if you must)
- Sylvester Stallone.\
It''s a specific type of cunty old bitch face--and he''s got it.
- Michael Lucas%0D\
- Laura Ingraham. End of thread.
- Martha, the other Stewart\
- Dr Laura %0D\
Jada Pinkett Smith %0D\
Reese Witherspoon %0D\
Elaine Donnelly %0D\
Maggie Gallagher %0D
- Get ouuuuttt... You didn''t mention me yet?!!
Rosie O'' Donnel.\
Harvey Fierstein= cheap bitch.\
Mr Chiffon LaMay.
- Debra Messing
- Pete Campbell!
- I think the worst ever is Larry Kramer.\
Even while smiling, you can just hear him saying to Dorothy, "Well, ring around the rosey... a pocketful of spears! Thought yourselves pretty foxy, eh?"
Half of you go this way, half of you go that way!
- You rang, OP?
Lea Michele, America''s Hatchet-Faced Sweetheart
- Many people on this thread are confusing HORSEFACE (Ingraham, Swank), TARDFACE (Stallone) and GAYFACE (Ronaldo, Lucas, Hitler) with actual BITCHFACE.%0D
- Helen Mirren is the only person alive for whom "bitch face" is the highest of compliments.
- That Leighton Meester creature from Gossip Girl.
- Victoria Osteen has terminal BitchFace.
- Helen Mirren is the only person alive for whom "bitch face" is the highest of compliments.%0D\
Dame Maggie Smith
- Michelle Obama.
I think it''s the brows.....
- Who''s your bitch face, R58?
Still laughing at your post
- r58 Ronaldo clearly has bitch face,
- Karl Lagerfeld, owner of bitchface
- MARY J BLIGE\
- Jada Pinkett-Smith. Combination of cane and bitchface.
- Well, to be specific, R68, caneface is just a subcategory of bitchface.
- R43, there are a few reasons why people have lopsided faces. It runs in my family. I found a picture of a large group of my ancestors in the early 1900''s, and every woman in the picture had lopsided eyes like Shannen Doherty''s. I have them too, and I thought it was just me until I saw that picture.%0D\
There are some neurological diseases that have telling facial features, besides FAS. Look at a picture of Edgar Allen Poe, who is said to have some kind of chemical imbalance that made it impossible to have even one drink without completely going off. He probably had some kind of undiagnosed mental illness, bipolar at the very least. Some people now think he had some kind of rare genetic illness that was killing him.
- Adam''s Apple
- Elizabeth Hasselbeck-- smirky, self-satisfied bitchface.
- The Queen Mother of Bitch Face = Kristin Stewart
- I think Streep, now that she''s older, suffers from an occasional bitch face:
- Don''t forget me! \
Or do I have cunt face?
- Christina Aguilara
- Just wait for my pretty face!
- Jorja Fox!
- All Republican women have bitchface, just as all Republican men have at least one of the following: extreme carbface, inbredface, alkyface, and/or gayface.
- Rosie O''Donnell... for sure.
- But, to be fair, this is a better picture of her.
- Mary Tudor
- Maggie Smith so completely and utterly owns this thread that any other claims to it are merely delusional.
- …but Bea Arthur does come close.
- Jessie J or whatever that bitchy brit pop star's name is.
- Carrie Underwood
- Lea Michele, Idina Menzel, and Sarah Jessica Parker all come immediately to mind.
- So pretty!
- Posh Spice
- Elton John
- Ben Maisani
Sandra Bullock and Condoleeeezzzzza Rice
- Another vote for MADONNA
- This thread is owned by
3. Julia Roberts
2. Gwyneth Paltrow
1. JESSICA ALBA
- Good call on Julia Stiles too whoever said it... chronic, almost debilitating case of bitchface.
- Debi Mazar defines the bitch face for me.
- OMG R97 how the hell could we forget Debi Mazar? Bitchface Supreme!
- Jessica Seinfeld takes Bitchface to a new level.
- Chelsea Handler