http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/01/30/eva-longoria-polka-dotted-desperate-housewife/
- She''s seeing Eduardo Cruz? Eva has a thing for guys who look gay. Eduardo probably is gay.\
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And those are not implants. Her boob are pushed together as close together as they can go,.
- They are definitely implants, R1. You apparently never saw how completely flat-chested she was until just recently.%0D\
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She was flat as a board and could not fill up a swim suit top at all. She was like an ironing board on top.%0D\
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And pressing two flat as a board non-existent breasts together does not result in what is shown in these photos, you imbecile.
- Why is she wearing those boots with that dress?
- R3, she is relaxing between takes on the set, R3 - is that so hard for you to realize and discern?
- Apparently so R4. I thought her dresser had bad taste.
- Who is this two-bit cunt and why is she constantly being shoved down our throats?
- You are too dumb to live, R3, R5
- 35? I thought she was older.
- r2. Robert Verdi, who styles her, has demonstrated several times how he twists her bras to give her small breasts extra lift. You can clearly see that its just the top of her boobs that are full. Breast implants dont look like that. Now look who doesnt know what they''re talking about.
And take your meds you stupid cunt
- Not implants. Tape and push-up. Op is apparently a virgin.
- Is Robert Verdi that bald queen who used to have some decorating show with a fat, loud blonde?
- Those are definitely breast implants - real breasta are not perfectly round at the top like baseballs or grapefruits - only fake breasts are perfectly round.%0D\
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And there is no way in hell that her flat as a board breasts could be plumped up by a stylist and bra to become the very large voluminous breasts she is now showing.
- r12 = another dumb fag!
- OP is one of the most obnoxious posters on DL, and that is saying A LOT.
- Yes, bald Robert Verdi r11. He dressed her for that good for nothing wedding that was in a castle or some shit. What a waste!
- So did he get his styling gig after that show or was he already established then? WEHT to the blonde woman?
- Her face looks also different somehow.
- You can clearly see that its just the top of her boobs that are full. Breast implants dont look like that. Now look who doesnt know what %0D\
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***You don''t know shit. Implants ALWAYS are full at the top of the breast....hence the basketball references.
- Typical move for an insecure woman going thru a divorce.
- Yes, her face also looks different.
- How can a bunch of misogynist gay men be talking about a woman''s breasts? What the hell do you know! Stick to cocks, willya?
- What''s your damage, R2? Even if you''re right, I can''t imagine why you would get so worked up about this.%0D\
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I think you''re wrong, too. She looks like she put on a bit of weight, and as others have said, her breasts are pushed up.%0D\
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Her face does look weird though.
- Look at one for the side views. Ain''t much in there.
- Her face is completely unrecognizable in those photos.
- The grapefruit effect isn''t a good barometer for implants when they''re pushed up like that. Any woman, from a moderate A cup and beyond can achieve that look with the right undergarments and cutlets - you''d have to be completely flat (ie almost no breast tissue) not to. Now if she were in a bikini sporting the same rack, I''d say implants.
- Try these on for size, Teri Hatcher!
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- Having fun, R27-R50?
- How do you know there aren''t some lesbians remarking on her tits troll at R21 and 27-50?
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- The boobs don''t look good--flat works better for her.%0D\
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But she needs her fuller eyebrows back; the ones she''s got here make her look even more like a generic LA type. Get some drama with those eyebrows!
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The real problem with Longoria is her awful taste in men. Trey Parker is fug. He reminds me of Templeton the rat in "Charlotte''s Web."
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- I LOVED Templeton. He was so pragmatic. Plus everyone else was so damn sweet.
- Agreed, r56, but, looks-wise , Templeton and Tony Parker were seperated at birth
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- What about those freakin'' boots with that dress. Totally WRONG.
- Uh oh R58 I got shit earlier for posting the same thing.
- Looks like a rat and acts like a rat. Of course she was warned.
- Still bears repeating, R59.
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- She is relaxing between takes on the set of Desperate Housewives - she is entering her set trailer in one photo - she wears the Ugg boots to relax between takes. (high heeled pumps are not comfortable)%0D\
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Such idiocy on this thread.
- I''m a woman and they''re just massively pushed up. Look at her from the side, there''s nothing there.
- She''s obviously wearing "cutlets." She wouldn''t have time to have a boob job during the season. Not every woman in the media gets the bolt on boobs, but just about every one who doesn''t wears cutlets for t.v. and planned paparazzi appearances.
- She was just on the SAGs. Nuttin there.
- Yeah, those are clearly not breast implants. Implants would be much fuller all the way through; those are just breasts that have been pushed up as far as they can be.
- Please don''t disagree with OP. She doesn''t handle it very well.
- Why so much space talking about this zero-talent''s tired-ass titties?
- I''m glad she didn''t get implants. They wouldn''t suit her. Even the push-up doesn''t look right on her. She''s the best-looking one on the show without resorting to surgery. Probably the youngest too.
- Those aren''t implants. How would she be able to afford implants now that she''s divorced?
- OP here. Just saw her on SAG Awards show - I guess she doesn''t have breast implants - but she is so very flat that I don''t see how the breasts in the photos could be concocted with her lack of breast tissue, but apparently that''s what happened.%0D\
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In the photos, the cutlets must be placed at the side or something because they don''t seem to be placed at the bottom pushing upward when you look at the photos showing her from the side.
- Her face has become so WIDE - odd! Her face was about a foot across on the SAG Awards tonite.
- OP, with every post it becomes clearer you don''t understand breasts. Why do you think about them, then?
- Some women are getting small, little, almost tiny breast implants these days - like Kate Hudson''s new breast implants - Kate''s new implants are about a size AA or A.
- Longoria looks like shit in that pic.
- Prolly cause she is a piece of shit.
- R73, because she''s a lesbian? Just guessing.
- She''s not THAT flat chested OP. She has a little something-something to work with.%0D\
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Those are not implants, and you have to be completely flat chested for the tape and push up not to work.
http://www.laguiatv.com/img/galeria_imagenes/fotos/eva-longoria.jpg
- She was never flat chested. Here she is from 2008. It''s called pushing and taping everything you got.
http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/eva-longorias-breasts-keep-getting-bigger.jpg
- I like her small breasts.
- ]qiote]Robert Verdi, who styles her, has demonstrated several times how he twists her bras to give her small breasts extra lift. %0D\
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What part of the bra does he "twist"?
- Her breasts look so perfectly round in the photo at link below.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/242623/thumbs/s-EVA-LONGORIA-large300.jpg
- r82, she has air brushing make up on the chest area.
http://blogs.smarter.com/blogs/guests/cleavage enhancing.jpg
- R55, if he''s Templeton, she''s Fievel from AMERICAN TAIL so it''s a pefect match.
- That''s cool R83. Those clever Armenians - what will they think of next?
- Eva Longoria is mexican, not armenian.%0D\
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The Kardashian sisters are armenian.
- Her ancestry is mostly European.
- I saw Eva Longorian cooking mexican food on a tv show, and she specifically said that she is mexican.
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Eva Jacqueline Longoria was born in Corpus Christi, Nueces County, Texas, the daughter of Tejano parents, Enrique Longoria, Jr. and Ella Eva Mireles%0D\
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- Yes she Mexican, but of mostly of European descent. Eva was profiled of Faces of America were they did her genealogical test. She told George Lopez that she thought she was fully Chicano, but she isn''t. Her family''s name is derived from a Spanish village.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Longoria
All you ever want to know about Eva
- Her two parents are mexicans from Mexico.%0D\
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End of story
- Yep they are Mexican, and mostly white.
- R87, R90, R92, you do not understand what you are talking aobut.
- r93, did you READ her profile at r90?
- Yes, R94, and you do not understand what you are talking about and insisting upon.
- She''s a plain, brown little spic. End of story.
- r95, since you understand so much, why dont you tell us about Eva''s ancestry?
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Once and for all, she did not have implants. Even small implants. You''re wrong.
http://gawker.com/5725742/eva-longoria-cant-shake-the-feeling-that-she-forgot-something
- OP = a bitter and unemployed Nicollette Sheridan
- OP, even when women are "flat" (no apparent breast tissue above the nipple and near the sternum), there will always be some tissue to the lower outer portion of the breast that can be manipulated. Paris Hilton used to do it all the time.\
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And r74, there''s no way anyone would get a AA implant. Hudson''s a small b.
I''m a frickin'' AA, but have a rocking bod despite it.
- I don''t know if Kate Hudson''s new breast implants are an A or a small B, but her implants are very tiny.
- Eva didn''t get implants. She was as flat chested as ever at the SAG Awards.%0D\
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Ladies foundation garments/tape/cutlets have come a long way. They can plump you up to look like you have tits.
- She tried to win some fans from the female population by doing the lesbian (comic) movie
'Without Men'
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DOjumbv_37qw
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