I've been coming here for awhile, but rarely post, but need some advice.%0D
A very good friend, who is gay, is getting married and asked me to be his best man. That's cool and I'm looking forward to it. I've been a best man before to straight guys and the job is pretty easy, throw a bachelor party, make sure he gets to the ceremony on time and give a toast. %0D
I'm concerned about the bachelor party part. Most straight guy bachelor parties that I've thrown or been invited to involved, at some point, strippers or whores. %0D
All of my friend's friends are straight guys, but he's gay. If I'm going to get whores for his party, it would be rude to get female whores, right? But, to get guy whores for a bachelor party, where 90% of the guys are straight, would be kind of awkward, right? %0D
What's the best thing to do? I want to do an all day thing like I've done with other bachelor parties. Golf, poker, whores, then go out to a club. %0D
What should I do? %0D
Oh, and since I know you guys have to haze me. Yes I'm straight. I'm 27 and engaged. My dick is 6 inches and cut. I'm a moderate democrat. The only time I engaged in gay sex was when I was 6 and my friend and I touched our dicks together. No, I will not post a picture. I can't think of anything else.%0D
Thanks in advance for your help with this.
HJR, I''d say bring whores for everybody guys and girls. That way everyone is pleased and for those who want to experiment it provides a nice opportunity.\
Thank you for the stats on your cock. That was very thoughtful.
I thought whores at bachelor parties were pasSAY.
Slapping you with my manpurse
[quote]If I''m going to get whores for his party, it would be rude to get female whores, right?%0D\
Yes. That would be stupid.%0D\
[quote]But, to get guy whores for a bachelor party, where 90% of the guys are straight, would be kind of awkward, right? %0D\
Only if the guys were homophobic. I''m a gay man who was a best man for a straight guy. I''ve been to other bachelor parties too. Always with the female strippers. I play along. Because it''s not about ME.%0D\
[quote]I want to do an all day thing like I''ve done with other bachelor parties. Golf, poker, whores, then go out to a club. %0D\
Um... you might want to ask the groom what HE wants to do. I doubt he''ll be much into any of those things.%0D\
In short: don''t ask us, ask him.%0D
[quote] All of my friend''s friends are straight guys, but he''s gay.\
It''s HIS bachelor party. Invite HIS gay friends, not yours.\
Chicks with dicks. That way, NO ONE will feel left out or uncomfortable. And a cak. There must be a cak.
Lesbian here chiming in. I would skip the whores and stripper part, and just go to a club. Maybe you can go to a gay club for a while, then a straight club. It surprises me that 90% of his friends are straight, and also that they wouldn''t just have a joint bachelor party.
What an Especially Straight Theme you''re planning for this event. Have you considered asking him what he''d like to do?
Just invite Chaz.
Straaay gaaaay heah!
You must dress up like a woman and personally service everyone, gay and straight.
Would a "straight" guy ever pay a subscription to the DL? I think not.
I wouldn''t get a male stripper. Your friend will probably just get his number to meet up with him after the wedding. You don''t want to be an enabler.
Well I did, r13. I don''t like primetime and want to read the site when I want to. Anyway, the majority of his friends are straight and he''s mentioned that he wants a party just like another one of our friends had. So he''s made it clear what he wants. No one is homophobic, that I''m aware of.
Something smells a little fishy around here. And for once, it is NOT me!
Is that 6 hard or soft?
Theres no rule you have to have whores, but I''m confident that everyone would think it''s funny or entertaining if you hire a stripper. \
Why are straight me so stupid?
[quote]I don''t like primetime and want to read the site when I want to.\
You don''t have to pay to read it in prime time. \
You also a fraud!
I would ask specifically... do you want male stripper/whore there?%0D\
Aren''t you going to invite any of his friends, or all of your friends mutual?%0D\
Young kids these days... this is great. I would never have heard of a straight guy planning a bachelor''s party for his buddy when I was in my 20s. Love it.
Ask him what he wants. I''m a gay guy hosting a bachelor party for my straight friend (I''ll be the only gay there). He doesn''t want strippers or whores, or even risque shows (we''re going to Vegas), so it will just be good, clean fun.
OP I would hire a hot male/female to strip & fuck in front of everyone, if whores is the way you want to go. Who doesn''t like a good fuck show / live porn? The straights will be checking out the girl and your buddy will be watching the guy.\
Or if he said he wanted a party just like one of your friends had, maybe he wants to see some titties. Everyone loves titties.
Straight guy: Let''s get the one and only straight thing about us: We''re monogamous, and I don''t want whores at my partner''s bachelor party. %0D\
The other half
What straight man pays for a subscription? OP, you are gay, gay, gay.
Hilarious how some of you are playing along.
"Everyone loves titties."%0D\
Not at ALL true. Idiots like R23 who want to fit in make the rest of the gay population suffer.
Gay For A Reason
I''m done answering why I paid for subscription. Anyway, a sex show might be fun. A little background... we all went to college together. He came out during our 4th year. It was no big deal for most of us and we all remained good friends. Even though he''s gay, the vast majority of his friends are straight. %0D\
He''s a good kid and I want him to have a great time and I want the party to be about him, so I will take your advice and ask him what he wants in terms of whores. At our last bachelor party he ate a butterfinger out of the whore''s box, so he''s down for a good time. %0D\
[quote]At our last bachelor party he ate a butterfinger out of the whore''s box, so he''s down for a good time.[/quote]\
I''m calling it. EST. Time of death: 8:19 PM.
I would fucking freak out if anyone ever sent me a stripper, a whore or anything of that nature. Can''t you just have a nice dinner without the cheap tricks?
I love the est acronym troll; it''s always subtly and accurately funny.%0D\
I''ll play along- have a "Passions (sex toy)/Tupperware" party. That way, the straight and gay guys can all order items that are not only useful, but fun, too.%0D\
I''d love to be the consultant for that party.%0D\
OP, eat a Butterfinger out of Cheryl''s cunt and die.
HJR, get a male/female couple or a male/male/female threesome to strip. Go bisexual.\
According to DL, lately, there are more bisexuals than gays or straights.
Is your friend''s fiance (sorry, can''t get the accent to work) also having a bachelor party?
I''m a straight guy too, OP, who paid for a subscription. But, I''m only on here for the lesbian pussy. My one complaint is there isn''t much in the way of lesbian pussy posts.
Whenever these parties are mentioned I''m reminded of the poster awhile back who got trouser tracks on his thighs from a stripper who wasn''t too clean.
R29, it was DOA. But the attention starved DLers tried their best to bring it back to life with defibrillators for about 45 minutes.
OP, PLEASE take R32''s suggestion. I am HORNY as a GOAT tonight. I''ve even got the butterfingers!
I''m kind of baffled by the whole gay bachelor party thing. Are they both attending? If not, is the other one considered the woman and having a shower or something? %0D\
Also if your friend at a candy bar out of a whore''s filthy vajayjay, it''s only fair that you return the favor and eat a candy bar while getting your dick sucked by a whore.
You didn''t think this through OP
RENT A DWARF!\
They''re great in mixed company. And they won''t short-change you.
Thanks to everyone who responded with legit reponses. The rest of you can go back to being lame.
[quote]At our last bachelor party he ate a butterfinger out of the whore''s box, so he''s down for a good time. %0D\
So... you''d be willing to do body shots off the abs of a hot naked male stripper?%0D\
Just curious if YOU are down for a good time, or if you''re really homophobic and just don''t realize it.%0D\
OK, after the butterfinger comment, I think everyone is right. EST.
Well Mr. HJR. I think it is sweet you are doing this for your friend. Now shut up and eat me. PLEASE!!!!!!!
OP, you sound like a nutcase. Why would you assume your friend (who sounds like a real class act, Butterfingers and all) wants to start their marriage off by humiliating a sex worker? It''s totally possible to have a cool party that will be fun for everyone, gay and straight.
OP, please tell stories of straight bachelor parties. What happens? Do strippers suck or get fucked by a lot of guys? 10? 15? Does the groom fuck a whore before he gets married?
OP, on the slight possibility that it was a serious question, my answer is that I doubt the whole bachelor party concept translates real well to gay unions. But you never know, so you might as well ask him.
As long as there are 3 or 4 gay guys invited, you''ll have enough whores.
OP? Call me.\
I''ll rock your little world.
Dakota Fanning, slumming
ditto with R6
[quote]It surprises me that 90% of his friends are straight, and also that they wouldn''t just have a joint bachelor party.\
I''m gay (out since 1982), and I don''t have a single gay friend locally. A few gay friends scattered across the country, but my closest friends are straight. One of them would absolutely be my best man if I were to get married. \
Neither of us are big partiers or are into strippers, OP, so that part I couldn''t advise you on, but the other comments are right, ask your friend what he''d like. I would have my bachelor party at a nice restaurant. No, come to think of it, I don''t know that I''d have a bachelor party at all, because I''d want all my friends, men and women alike to attend, and I certainly would want my husband-to-be to be there. So I guess I''d just want a nice pre-wedding dinner with my closest friends, but without family and acquaintances and other guests. But that''s just me.
I eat old people''s excrement!
I want to know what goes on a straight bachelor parties too. %0D\
OP, cancel the party. He will appreciate it much more if you hire him a private dancer/whore to fuck his daylights out before he gets married. And he''s going to hire himself one anyway so you might as well save him a dollar.
Gay male here, but I''ve been to a few bachelor parties over the years. I do not understand why naked women and sex needs to be part of the scene.\
My favorite party involved a number of friends from grad school and took place over about 10 hours. We started on a weekend afternoon and did a Ropes Course (walking across rope bridges, rappellnig down a rock wall, and riding on zip lines through the trees). Much fun, screaming, chest thumping, and male bonding. Then we went to a Lucky Strike bowling alley and bowled / drank - much more laughter here. We ended up in a private room at a Morton''s Steakhouse with much eating, more drinking, and even more laughter. \
It was a Guys Day and Night Out where we could behave like kids again, drink, and tease each other when one threw gutter balls. But we all had fun.
Ironically, the lesbian at r7 has the best advice. If there''s a good mixed gay/straight club in your town that''s a good option.\
If he really wants the sex show then the bi-performance thing is probably the best idea. You and your straight friends may think you''re cool with the gay thing but how many of you would be willing to eat a Butterfinger out of a hot guy''s ass? At least if there''s a hot naked chick there you don''t have to just watch him getting off with the male stripper.
BTW, didn''t we have a thread a few years ago involving an old gym troll and eating a Butterfinger out of someone''s ass? I believe the guy got kicked out of his gym and then got banned here. Anyone remember that?
bizarre r57, why do I want to say yes to that. I do remember something like it.
Another lesbian chiming in here.. why not just get some dude strippers and some female ones? I also think R57 is a good idea. Find a fun club that has go go boys or some kind of strippers. I know a few clubs in LA that have both girl and boy "dancers" going on at the same time. And OP.. I wish all straight people were as cool or at least thoughtful as you seem to be..
Get Todd involved. It will end in tears... no wedding. Problem solved.
if you had said "snickers" instead of "butterfinger", you might have survived, OP.
chewy, chewy, chewy. butterfinger fail.
[quote]At our last bachelor party he ate a butterfinger out of the whore''s box, so he''s down for a good time.%0D\
Retch! I don''t understand how people can eat Butterfingers. Baby Ruth''s taste so much better.
So, a titty bar is just too obvious for everyone, right?
Surprised no one else suggested this yet...\
-Rent a hotel suite.\
-Put out a beautiful spread of flat bread, crostini sticks, maybe some chutnies, pickled cornichon, things like that, and a nice Chardonay.\
-All sit around a giant screen TV in your Snuggies while watching all the episodes from The Golden Girls season 3 DVD!\
-Cap it all off by letting the bachelor suck all you straight guys off!\
Now that, is a perfect bachelor party for any gay man.
[quote]tease each other when one threw gutter balls\
satisfy everyone: get tranny strippers.
Just save your money and fuck the guy yourself OP
I have a fuck machine that I''d be happy to rent out for the occasion.
I think it would be fun to set up a glory hole, bait the other straight guests with a woman and then when they stick their dick in the hole, have a gay guy on the other side sucking them off. Do the reveal after everyone has cum.%0D\
Please video this and post a link. TIA!
I hate R64. He made me embarrass myself by cracking up in public.
I''m still confused as to why there aren''t more gay guys involved in your gay friends wedding plans. Is there something wrong w/ him?
Instead of conforming to tradition, why don''t you reflect on who your friend is, what he means to you and what he would like to do? Why are you all gathering?%0D\
The idea of a bachelor party for a gay male wedding is stupid anyway. It''s not like they''re monogamous.
Is a straight guy banging a stripper right before his wedding a celebration of monogamy?
Rent out a VFW hall with patriotic bunting, provide a baked potato bar, with pancakes and spaghetti for the straight people. For drinks a fruit punch made of wine cooler and Grey Goose vodka with floating bananas in it. Instead of a stripper, ask the local community college male gymnastics team to do a couple tumbling runs in their underwear, and then bring in a couple motorcycle dykes from the local club to come in with whips who will ask the straight guests to do degrading gay party things like like doing jell-o shooters off each other''s naked chests. Wind it up with an All-ABBA dance party where all the guests get naked and shoot each other with silly string and Redi-Whip. Then dress the groom up in thong, dog collar, and leather chaps and leash and walk him out to a limo where a naked male escort awaits to escort him home.%0D\
"Golf, poker, whores, then go out to a club."\
Oy. I just pictured Nick Lachey. \
Another lez here, OP. Just go to a gay club and a straight club but not in that order. \
You should have planned a trip to Vegas.
You are not Straight OP.
HRJ, if i were you, I''d give what he wants and if he wants a gorgeous and hung male stripper then go for it. When all the straight male friends are already drunk, their estrogen level is high and loosen up. It''s all about the drinks!
why doesn''t he have any gay friends? internalized homophobia?
"The idea of a bachelor party for a gay male wedding is stupid anyway. It's not like they're monogamous."
Speak for yourself, please.
You are a straight guy who knows about Datalounge and posts here? I think this whole post is a load of crap. There are 90% sraight guys going to a gay wedding? Hmmm!
Um, r84...you do realize that this wedding you're questioning would have already happened about 2 years ago, right?
Deeper voice, try again: "Straigghht Guy here..."
I'm in still in awe that someone a while back suggested the renting of a dwarf.
It's bizarre and hilarious at the same time.
Sort of like a Jodie Foster speech.
Does the best man have to pay for the bachelor party?
do you wipe back to front?
No real straight man would say " out of the whote's box",,,
That's so misogynistic and crass it could only be a troll or a gay man who literally hates women.
The wedding went well. All the straight guys got shit-faced and the gays guys took advantage of us. (I always thought taking a cock up your ass HURT! Boy, once it's in, it's a life-changing experience.)
The gay couple that got married split up after two months because one of them insisted that bread shouldn't be kept in the refrigerator. Although I'm still straight, I'm currently dating the other half of the couple (not my former friend).
After the break-up of his marriage, my former friend decided on a career change. He's now pursuing a career on Broadway.
OP does a terrible impression of a straight guy. Probably only observes them from a distance and everything he knows he learned from movies.
She paid $18 ?!!!!
Op is some mysangist fish trying to stir shit. We can smell the estrogen from here.
fish? dude, man up and talk normal.
[quote]If I'm going to get whores for his party, it would be rude to get female whores, right?
[quote]But, to get guy whores for a bachelor party, where 90% of the guys are straight, would be kind of awkward, right?
Only if the straight guys are homophobic assholes.
I'm a gay man, and I've been to many bachelor parties. There's always a naked female stripper. It's not awkward because it's about the GROOM, not me.
If this was a legitimate post, I'd love a REAL update.
If this is going to be a mixed straight/gay/(bi?) bachelor party, and if the groom wants something sexy, perhaps you could hire three high priced porn stars or escorts for a MMF sex act. But, be advised, your friend may or may not want anything sexual, perhaps least of all that.
How did I miss this thread back in the day? It's hilarious.