Ugly strippers in San Francisco

I went into the Nob Hill Theatre to check out the talent. I did not get further than the photo board. \ \ What a bunch of ugly, gross, shaved, tattooed, skinny and fat low class rent boys they have. After looking at the photos I turned and the desk clerk asked me if I wanted to go into the theatre. \ \ I told him..."I would only pay to get those awful men to dress and go home."\ \ He rolled his eyes and said...''do you know how many times a day I hear comments like that?''\ \ If he hears those comments all the time then why not hire some attractive men?\ \ Why oh why do you have such gross men on stage in San Francisco?

• all the pretty ones left for L.A. to do porn.

• There are attractive men all over San Francisco...they need to hit a gym and recruit some.

• I remember going there once around lunchtime. A guy in a suit came in carrying a briefcase and immediately walked backstage. A few minutes later he appeared on stage, jacked off, and left. A minute later he was back in his suit and carried his briefcase out of the place. Wonder if he was on the program or if he just wandered in and decided to put on a show. He wasn''t too bad looking, but it was a bit weird.

• Years ago, they used to book "name" porn guys who would put on a good "full-finish" show; at least guys you could recognize from a porn magazine. \ \ I think the new management just got cheap and decided to take whatever the cat dragged in off the street.\ \ It''s sad. I have friend who used to do porn and did a few shows there. Patrons don''t tip and they don''t make any $$.\ \ It is definitely not worth the $30 admission.

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• It''s a sad state of affairs, what can I say?

• Thankfully, I''ve been able to visit Toronto (Remeington''s) and Montreal (Bar Stock) to see how it''s really done right!

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• Why are some gay men so stubborn to do the things that attract other gay men like working out?

• My first and only time there was the early 90s and saw Chad Knight. SF also had the Campus Theatre with decent porn stars all the time. Those were the days ...%0D\ %0D\ And don''t get me nostalgic for NY and the Gaeity!

• Go ahead and get nostalgic. \ \ If you read DL Nob Hill, get some decent men...and fire the ugly prosties you have now. \ \ They are the reason no one tips, that and your gross overcharge admission fee.

• I heard last night Nob Hill was under new management so maybe they will fire those trashy hustlers and replace them with men.

• You want hot strippers? Go to ATL

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• R11 Thanks, but not what I would call hot.

• well r12 they are certainly better than the small cocks and flat asses I see as alternatives

• A strip club re-opened in DC and all I''ve heard is how trashy the strippers are. I''ve never been to a male strip club, but if I''m going to shell out the money I want to go somewhere with hot guys.

• [quote]It is definitely not worth the $30 admission.%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ I remember when it was $5.50 and they served juice.

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• R11, I am so there.\ \ Here is my dream bf....\ \ NSFW

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• Consider the pool, OP.

• Hot DAMN r16, I''ve been searching for him all my life. There''s another one called Fever, whom I cant get enough of!

• Trashy tattoos R16...I''ll pass.

• Anybody been to the booths at Nob Hill recently? Haven''t been there in a while. have had some fun there off and on...

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• R20, no doubt the classic "nacreous layers of perma-cum" would be an applicable description.

• R20\ \ They are hit and miss but when you hit, it can be a big hit. Surprisingly late at night is a good time.

• Does anyone know how to get in touch with Jerry Lewis?

• How about lunch time? or early afternoon? Any of you DLer''s know of good bathrooms to cruise downtown?

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• Anybody wanna meet and watch each other jerk off somehwere in downtown SF?

• Nob Hill has BIGger porn guys now. Rafael Alencar! Whoo hoo!

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• josh weston had the most magical georgous shows i ever saw: fog machines and spacey music. GOD HE WAS HOT WE LOVE AND MISS U JOSH.

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• I can still shake a tail feather and it pays well!

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• I used to watch this guy on webcam now. Big cracked out mess, but fascinating...skanky but kind of hot. He and his roommate were dancers @ nob hill.

• yummmmmo!

  https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DKG_TZxEmsqs

• [R30] Yuk ! I would rather see the guy next door. Shaved, pumped and tattooed is not sexy to me.

• SF is not the place to find hot, masculine, or buff dudes.

• Considering the clientele of such places, how high do their standards have to be?

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• do you get many guys jerking off in the theater while they're watching the show?

• OP, book a flight.

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• Though I'm not into tats at all, the guy from R30 is gorgeous. He has such pretty eyes. Quite cute. Nice body.

• R35 Been there, all shaved guys, not a pubic hair on the lot. Total turn off.

• Nob Hill used to have beauties, twenty years ago.

• r37 You should revisit. I was just there a couple of weeks ago and they've got a couple of smoking hot hairy guys now.

• E*dergays!

• For some reason, gays from San Fran and Vancouver BC are some of the homeliest, weirdest looking queens I've ever seen. And the SF gays are so uptight and elitist.

• Oooh, R41 didn't see enough action when he visited San Francisco.

• How come there are men in their 40's in that city that are still rentboys? Aren't they a little old for that?

• R43 every pozzed out queen on disability is a hooker in SF or a 'massage therapist'. They do anything for cash.

• JOSH WESTON MADE THAT PLACE. HIS SHOWS WERE UNREAL HOT! LOVE AND MISS U BABY.

• I guess I went there 20 years ago. This guy sat on my lap and waved his dick in my face.

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• WHET Jesse Tyler? He was a gorgeous guy. I heard he was being kept by some rich woman, last time I heard.

• Portland has strippers at the Silverado, and they are a hugely mixed bag. Some of them are stunningly gorgeous (there's one called "Shia" who is not only a looker but has a fabulous body), but some are incredibly homely.

• I haven't been in over 20 years. I went to the Campus a lot (late 80s/early 90s)....I would go there sooooooo fucked up. Drunk, Tweaked out of my fucking mind....I stopped going when they stopped allowing you to smoke cigs inside. My friend & I would go in there trashed, jack off strippers, fuck in each other downstairs, stay until like 3 or 4 am. Weird to me now...but yeah not being able to smoke cigs ended my interest in those places. Now I don't smoke anything...drugs, cigs...nothing. Sober. Anyway, the strippers were two types...porn types and skanky locals. Some awful ones...skinny, zits, B.O. I did meet Joey Stefano there though...he was very nice I thought.

• there's a dancer here in LA, at fubar, who told me he danced at the Silverado. He's got a big dick.