[quote]Seriously, this troll needs to be banned%0D\
Seriously, you need to stop opening threads that don''t interest you.%0D\
If I can bypass the Footballers in Love and Anderson Cooper Threads, I''m sure you can do the same for songs about cock
Go the fuck away.
Love Resurrection - Alison Moyet%0D\
"I want you to grow in my hand"
r 34: I know why you might think that, but I double-checked and the lyrics "You''re my sugar thing, you''re my chocolate star...Candy rain comin'' down..taste you in my mind...You''re the only one who gves me good n'' plenty... you so joo-say" indicate to me that "Juicy Fruit" is about a big, thick black cock dripping with sweet pre-cum.
Rattlesnake Shake - the original Fleetwood Mac \
One-Eyed Trouser Snake Rumba - Humble Pie\
Deep Love - Mel Brooks\
The Penis Song - Monty Python\
Detachable Penis %E2%80%93 King Missile\
Pink Thing - XTC\
My Ding-a-Ling - Chuck Berry\
He%E2%80%99s My Best Friend - Jellyfish\
Redneck Friend - Jackson Browne\
Hot Dog & A Shake - David Lee Roth\
The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin\
Love Gun - KiSS\
My Wena - Bowling For Soup\
Big Balls - AC/DC
You Gotta Give Me Some - Bessie Smith
Sweet, Sticky Thing-Ohio Players
There''s A Monster In My Pants%0D\
Bad To The Bone%0D\
Bad to the Bone is about a person bad all the way through. I don''t think it''s about cock.
Listen closer, it''s about masturbation.
My Ding A Ling
I know theoretically it''s about dancing, but I always thought that "Get Down On It" by Kool & The Gang was about sucking cock or sitting on a big hard one.
Gee, R45, I wonder. . .
Dr Dick. E-rotic.
Whole Lotta love\
"I''m gonna give you every inch of my love."\
Laughed my ass off when they let that one be sung on American Idol.
Blow the Man Down
Woah woah woah it my dick you know....
Puppet Man - Tom Jones%0D\
If you wanna see me do my thing, baby pull my string...
Fifth Dimention also did Pupet Man!
On the topic, there was a nasty Pointer Sisters song called Jump (For My Love) with lyrics like "Jump in, you know these arms/Can feel you up."\
In any case, there was one line "Your love burns inside/Feels so right" and I though they were singing "You''re the perfect size/Feels so right."\
I thought that was rather nice since it''s what every guy wants to hear. I like my version better although it still fits this thread since "love" here is a euphemism for cock.
r54, the video was very clear about where The Pointer Sisters were pointing for the men to jump, lifted skirts and all.
"Cool" from West Side Story.
Boy, boy, crazy boy,
Get cool, boy!
Got a rocket in your pocket,
Keep coolly cool, boy!
Don't get hot,
'Cause, man, you got
Some high times ahead.
Take it slow and Daddy-o,
You can live it up and die in bed!
Divine Hammer - The Breeders
Spike Jonze directed the video.
Not cock, but supposedly Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff" was about semen.
Don't Block My Cock, Jock.
The Lemon Song: Led Zepplin/ Robert Johnson
Not about, but blatantly refers to it...
Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg
Do, squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg
The wayyou squeeze my lemon-a
I'm gonna fall right outta bed, 'ed, 'ed, bed, yeah
r10 I always thought "Little Red Corvette" was about pussy. I know "Cream" was.
Jump? Really? Are we talking songs about fucking... or specifically dick?
If it's the former, you can choose from every song out there.
Little Red Corvette is about pussy--Vanity's pussy, to be exact.