If you%E2%80%99re reading this then my looks have probably caught your attention, but my mind is the real sexy where you%E2%80%99ll find your true stimulation. That%E2%80%99s not cocky; it%E2%80%99s just my raw confidence.\
Come and get to know me. I%E2%80%99m an ideal romantic, but this ain%E2%80%99t about love, marriage or some mystic connection. I%E2%80%99m just very passionate about enjoying life, all of its beauty, living for today and having a friend to share it with. I%E2%80%99m like that diamond in the rough %E2%80%93 gritting, raw and uncut, but with a shining inner chivalry that%E2%80%99ll touch deep in your heart.\
Ooooh, Momma likey ALOT!
Momma, the original, and it is CAGEMEAT btw
Marco is Muslim and Pisces, which means he is very crazy.
See you in 2256 Marco!
Let me guess. He''s serving a life sentence for writing bad checks?
R1 don''t you have a bake sale to commandeer, hon?
Close R5, murder. The 2256 release date makes me think it was more than one person, or perhaps a child.
I''m strongly attracted to psychopaths.
I really hate anyone who uses Mama or mussy in a post.%0D\
Not funny or witty.%0D\
Just supports the idea that all gay men want to be women.
r9, Marco''s MUSSY holds many untold secrets, as he has been in jail since he was 17!
I agree, R9, but I''ve been told off several times by people who insist Momma/Mama is hilarious. I think "self-loathing" is the accusation of choice.
It''s satire, move along if it offends.\
I see nothing hateful about Momma or her mussy.
Momma''s mussy is LOVE!
And mama is in luck. He''s an admitted chubby chaser!!%0D\
Now pull up that XXX-large caftan and let Marco work his magic.
His first draft just said, "yo, bitch yuo gonna show me some pussie ?"
The guy in r23''s link is hot, but I would nevah get involved with a prisoner. Their is a reason why he''s behind bars.
Did you note that one of sections under their profiles is "HAS POETRY" y/n.\
Marco not fussy\
If she''s richie\
He make it messy.
R11''s mussy still has a week old tampon in there.%0D\
Ugh, such gutter talk.
[quote] "I agree, [R9], but I''ve been told off [bold]several times[/bold] by people who insist Momma/Mama is hilarious. \
And yet these dreary homebound KAH-[italic]weeeeeeeeens, [/italic] like lemmings, still insist on posting on threads they profess to dislike.\
R11''s mussy is ROUGHER than BRAIDED TWINE, and about as LUMPY with HEMORRHOIDS.
I don''t find the phrase "momma''s mussy" particularly funny in and of itself, but some of the descriptions are hilarious. \
Apparently, her mussy was "twitching like a rat''s nose."\
Ironically, these are the probably hottest guys you would find on any online dating service.
[quote]Michael is hot, gay and not a murderer!%0D\
Why do you say he''s gay, R23?
or..."writing-service"...or whatever it is.
R9's mussy stinks!
Gay dudes who keep perpetuating the notion that samesex oriented men identify with women or feminine things are an embarrassment to mainstream gay/bi dudes who try to educate society that being gay is not the same as having a gender disorder.
Be careful. Prisoners will say they are gay, bi, or heteroflexible just to take advantage or victimize gay/bi dudes. They will likewise say anything to victimize women. Not all of them, but enough of them. Be careful.
Try getting a dictionary, hon.
Clad is in for sodomy and rape
These guys are hot to look at and sure, corresponding with them might lead to some good j/o material. But anyone who is naive enough to fall for their hang dog "I made a mistake and am now looking for someone who will give me a chance" schtick deserves to be taken advantage of. These guys are the bottom rung of society and many of them will return to their old habits as soon as they get out. Did anyone notice some of the terms? 10 years? 15 years? You don't get those kinds of terms for a drunken scuffle outside a bar or a baggy of pot.
WHO are all these dimbulbs KAH-[italic]weeeeeeens[/italic] in here presuming to "educate" us that some of these hot, [italic]incarcerated [/italic]CONVICTS just might not be paragons of truth and integrity? DUH!!!
We KNOW that!!
Time for all you school marms to skeddadle and allow those of us who appreciate hot tatted cagemeat to do so unfettered.
Boy, there are a lot of newbies in here, hunh?
R53 never gets invited to parties but just can't figure out why.
Well said, R53. Thank you for being such a voice of reason here. I was just about to send one of these criminals my personal address, bank account info and social security number, then I read your post. Really made me think!
Ease up on R53. He's new here and is not acquainted with Mama and her insatiable desire for caged meat.
OMG...Vlad is in prison for sodomy, sexual abuse, and rape! Holy shit! And he's only 24! That's pretty scary. He's a total sociopath. Yet on DL, he's a sex symbol!
R54/R56 = rapists that haven't been caught yet.
R57= thinks he's witty, but really he's just a moronic queen with a rape fetish.
And Vlad's earliest release date is in 32 YEARS. Wow. Now that's a true sicko.
Holy shit...Vlad was convicted of raping and sodomizing an eight year old girl. He had been sexually molesting her since she was five.
R61 = bitter and feeling left out, because HE'S never been raped.
R63, if you read the comments at the bottom of your link, most of them seem to be in support of Vlad. Some are even saying he was framed.
Incidentally, why would a self-proclaimed "very openly gay Ukrainian" rape an 8 year old girl?
Doesn't make sense.
Some comments are accusing his aunt who ran the daycare, of setting him up.
I remember Mama.
Does anyone ever use "mussy" in speaking? I have been gay my whole life and had never heard it before DL. I have been wanting to ask this for years.
R68 You must be new to DL, right?
It was probably a misspelling the first time. It becomes its own meme when someone spells a word wrong, especially if it's kind of funny.
Cake was misspelled "cak" once about 10 years ago and bitches STILL post about cak all the time.
It's satirical - some like it, some don't.
No, not new, just likely missed the thread where it happened. I have no real opinion of it, I just wanted to know if it was a DL thing only. Thank you.
R70, nobody uses the word "mussy." It's an in-joke on DL only because the same troll who penned all of the awful "Noodles" threads started using it once to describe a fictitious anus that self-lubricates.
R71 is correct. Mussy (male pussy) is a DL specific meme for a self lubricating anus. Mama is male, not female as some newbies have erroneously assumed.
Yes, it's true. No one on the face of the earth has ever used the word "mussy" other than on DL. It's a fact!
[quote]No one on the face of the earth has ever used the word "mussy" other than on DL. It's a fact!
OMG one idiot used it in a phrase that was quoted on Urban Dictionary nine years ago, so it MUST be a term in common parlance!!
Post more hot Latin prisoners
Mussy should be an illegal word. Gross.
can the anus self-lubricate?
Well, what do you prefer, r78? Boi-pussy? Mangyna? Vaguyna?
Man hole, thank you.
Dudepussy sounds more masculine.
Muzzy, mangina- more proof that gay men want to be women