One thing I like about Giada De Laurentis, side from all the tit jiggling while she stirs,
is that of ALL the Food network cooks, she is the the neatest and most organized.
(Her recipes are crap though)
I don''t trust chefs who are pretty or thin.
Can''t even look at her since hearing she''s John mayer''s FB. Ick
I watch Paula Deen in hopes that her hot sons will make an appearance.
Is this one of those lesbian threads?
Every time she flashes that mouth full of glow in the dark chicklets I shudder.
She''s the neatest and most organized because SHE''S JUST A POSER AND NOTHING ELSE. That skinny, big toothed bitch is no chef. She just picked "food" as a way to get on TV. And she''s not even all that good a cook. Her whole persona is as fake as can be. Can''t stand the slut.
She looks too much like a praying mantis to me. I''d never turn my back on her.\
And that smile drives me up the wall. Does anyone really smile like that?
When Paula Deen was on "My Life on the D List", she said something about other cooking show hosts who spit out the food b/w takes.\
Watch Giada--the camera almost always cuts away when she''s chewing--I don''t watch her often (mostly catching her while aimlessly surfing while stoned), but I''ve only ever seen her swallow food once. I''m with R6--poser.
Can''t stand her.
Paula Deen could do with less swallowing.
That has to be our next reality series, "Chew AND Swallow" following celebrity chef breakdowns.\
Start off with archive footage of Jeff Smith crawling through the copies of ''Boys Life'' which stack to the ceiling in some areas of his home.\
Cue in on Martha Stewart sneaking nibbles of corn starch while supervising a picnic brunch for 200.
That teeth gritting thing she does is annoying.
[quote]Cue in on Martha Stewart sneaking nibbles of corn starch while supervising a picnic brunch for 200.%0D\
Corn starch? Why would anyone nibble on corn starch?
It''s an obsessive compulsion, R14. It''s like those people who eat chalk, dirt, or hair. People eat hair. I know. Gross.
In her defense, she did chew AND swallow a couple of wheatberries in a segment this morning.\
i try to catch the end of her shows, when she does the liquor recipes. the best part!
How does anyone get started on eating corn starch? Do some people have giant amounts in their kitchen and decide to taste it or do they just decide, "I''m going to pig out on corn starch," and then go out to buy a case of it? I''ve never even owned any corn starch.%0D\
If obsessive compulsive people begin to eat dirt, that''s something that''s readily available without going to the store.
Everyone I know has corn starch in their kitchen. I''m positive Martha has some.
R2, I heard John Mayer''s FB was Rachel Ray?
So if I swallow some broth, then some corn starch, and then jump up and down a lot, will I shit low-fat gravy?
What does she have to do with John Mayer?
What do we think of this Aarti Faarti woman with her new Indian cooking show?
When she pronounces italian words I want to punch her in the face.
She''s not the FIRST FUCKING LADY OF NEW YORK! *hic*
R24, thank you!!!
People who are that neat and organized about cooking are very rarely good cooks. Cooking (and eating) is all about taste, texture, sensuality and enjoyment, which is usually gloriously messy.%0D\
Stick Insect treats cooking like a chemistry experiment - it''s just the delivery mechanism for attention. Jiggling her hooters at the camera is actually what she does best.%0D\
PS: Rachael Ray is supposedly Meyer''s FB.
I am confused; FB=fuck buddy?\
I thought she was a closet lez-bean.
No, giada supposedly had something going on with Mayer and now she''s onto Matt Leinart. This is according to entertainment lawyer.
R24 My thoughts exactly.
My nitpick on TFN is its weird standards which are basically sexist. IMO it seems that the female "chefs" are told to smile, giggle, be playful/cheerful. As an example, while Giada was filming her first shows, some producer told that her that she looks too serious and was advised to keep that viper smile on her face at all times on camera so she looks approachable. And that new chick Aarti giggles like a loon all through her show.\
I can''t think of any of the male chefs who seem to put on a sunshine-y, ''I''m on Ecstasy'' demeanor.
I heard Giada was fucking Matt Lienart.
Ooohhh, I''m thinking of a solved blind item from at least a year ago in which Rachel Ray was overheard at a restaurant loudly recounting a night of gross sex with John Mayer. Just thinking about it makes my stomach turn...
While Rachael gets it on with Mayer, can I go a few rounds with her husband?
Giada haters are either skinny, effeminate florist-types or fat hausfraus who WORSHIP the Barefart Contessa.
I just recently discovered Giada.
Why can't she close the lower portion of her mouth?
I'm tired of celebrity chefs - most are mediocre.
I love her neatness too. It's in everything, from her appearance to her kitchen (she's got the best looking nails on the network). She's a bit princessy, what with her pedigree, but she's pretty and can cook. I want to throw something at the TV when she over-enunciates her Italian words, though.
Don't know if she's gay, but isn't her husband into water sports?
Corn starch? When did I eat corn starch?
Somebody had to say it.....
[quote]Giada haters are either skinny, effeminate florist-types or fat hausfraus who WORSHIP the Barefart Contessa.
And who exactly would be the kind of viewer who likes Giada? Besides her gay husband, I mean (or at least he fakes it).
That freaky bobble-head T-rex doesn't annoy me anymore since I learned how to use the remote.
It appears that John Mayer and the Blow Job Queen are reunited.
These musicians have been dating on and off for a year or two. Both are very famous, both have been at the top of the charts multiple times, and both have a history of hooking up with some interesting partners.
There have been some headlines lately that he has been cheating on her behind her back and that this has been very upsetting to her.
It shouldn’t be too difficult to guess the identities of the two musicians. But we have some additional information to dish: we know the identity of the woman with whom he has been cheating! And it is just the most delicious gossip ever!
The Third Party is also a celebrity. You have seen her on TV (probably on more than one show) many times, but not in movies. She is not a musician herself… but she certainly has a taste for musicians. Sometimes several in one week.
To top it all off, this hot little tart is married, and portrays herself as the perfect wife and mother.
The Third Party has a new TV project launching next year, and it would certainly leave a sour taste in the mouths of her fans if they knew that she has an insatiable appetite for men outside of her marriage… and that she is “the other woman” coming between these two celebrities
John Mayer, Katy Perry and Giada "Blow Job Queen" de Laurentiis? (per Michael K.)
So is her husband gay or do they have an open relationship?
An affair with big-mouthed John Mayer isn't too discreet.
Everytime she makes a dish with garlic she takes one or two cloves off a fresh bulb. There must be a room at the Food Network plum full of partially used garlic bulbs.
Why must this woman over-pronounce every Italian word with an affected "Italian" accent?
Ricotta is "Re COAT TA" etc. We get it, you're Italian. It isn't really that special here in the states. There's on on every corner.
Hey! I'm in Baltimore, standing at corner of Franklin and MLK. I don't see no Italians here! Just a couple pan-handlers!
[quote]It appears that John Mayer and the Blow Job Queen are reunited.
If I had to choose, I think Bobby Dean would be fun to live with.
You said it, R5! He is a trip, and a cut-up, just like his mama. And whoever can watch his show and NOT see the queen all in him is blind or has lousy gaydar.
[quote]She just picked "food" as a way to get on TV
Not so. She actually never wanted to have anything to do with show business at all. She once said that everyone expected her to go into the "family business", but she wanted to cook instead. When her show first started, she'd barely crack a smile, and admitted that she was totally nervous in front of the camera. The producers told her she needed to loosen up and be herself, and that was the turning point.
i always assumed shes related to the famed producer Dino. Eh , too lazy to google.
i also think shes pretty but have oversize head.
She is one of the dullest cooks ever along with Bobby Flay, Sandra Lee and the current country Faux chef Trisha Yearwood. Why can't the Foodnetwork give real chefs a chance to have a show like Rick Bayless?
Same Ole Tired Recipes
Rick Bayless' voice reminds me of Floyd the Barber.
Haha @ R8. I wondered how she stays so thin. Unless you're a teenager, you can't eat like she pretends to and not turn into a fat frumpy frau. I just assumed it was drugs or bulimia.
[quote]So is her husband gay or do they have an open relationship?
I don't know what kind of relationship they have, but he designs women's clothes for Anthropologie.
When Giada first came on FNC she dressed as a chef, didn't show cleavage, her hair was covered and she actually cooked. I've tried to find her first shows to no avail. DL should have her old threads from back then. The comments were about her big head, big mouth and her anorexia. Her head looked to big for her body. FNC lightened her hair, fluffed it out, low cut shirts and push up bra for her little boobs, bright colored clothes to try and sell her.
Does anyone have a pix from her original shows? Meaning before her make over.
No the "gossip" was Giada and John - Rachel Ray was heard gossiping about the Giada and John hook-up. But where was the "proof" of this liason? Is this just an internet gossip legend?
This is Giada from the first season of her show. Notice the no-smiling, no-cleavage, straightforwardness of it.
Such amazing sh*t outing the year-long(+) affair between GDL & JM, especially both parties' especially detailed denials. She, an entitled 'Hollywood Princess'; so of course she couldn't care less who knew. (Her Powerful family ($$$$) with heavy, industry-wide Hollywood influence & connections. . .) So of course he had to issue his denial, especially if he wished to maintain his career. (I smell 'Hush Money,' a lot of it. Always knew 'Everday Cleavage' and her T-Rex/Alligator arms was up to something especially delicious!)