I joined two weeks ago, and have hooked up with five different guys so far. At the location I go to, just before closing is best. There''s less traffic, but there''s still hot guys around. %0D\
I think I''m been on the gym floor exactly twice, the first two days after I joined. I wanted the management to see me attempting to work out so that they wouldn''t think I jointed just to cruise the locker room, which of course is exactly WHY I joined. After day 3, just screw it. I arrive, get undressed and head right for the sauna. That''s my MO.%0D\
The place was dead tonight. A hot Asian twink and I locked eyes. He was very shy and he didn''t want to fool around in the sauna. Madness! I''ll break him of that habit soon enough LOL. Cut to 20 mins later, and we''re in his apt. around the block with his legs in the air taking every inch of my cock.%0D\
I just love working out LMAO!!
I hope you die a slow painful death from AIDS.
We often expect r1 to be tacky, but this r1 is perfectly suited for FF flagging.
Oh come on, R3. Was I supposed to do some cutesy EST comment?%0D\
This OP, troll that he is, is proclaiming to be a complete and total whore. I don''t think my comment was that far off in left field.
Every Sauna Trick has his rules...I''m not surprised the Asian twink wanted to take you home.
Is this in New York, OP?
I didn''t know John Travolta posted at the datalounge.%0D\
[quote]I don''t think my comment was that far off in left field.%0D\
You''re not only nasty, r4, you''re more stupid than someone having fun with starting a silly thread.%0D\
Wishing AIDS for anyone rates an FF flagging.
Got to be NYSC.
Fuck off and die r8.%0D\
OP, you are why so many of my straight friends are uncomfortable with my lifestyle. It''s diseased assholes like you that ruin it for the good ones.
It''s more than likely, r10, that your friends are not uncomfortable with your so-called "lifestyle" as much as they''re uncomfortable with your nasty attitude.
Do they have a Mussy-Master at your gym?
Please remember to wipe down the equiptment when you are finished.
R1,4,10 -- you are evil. Please die now and spare us.
r13 has AIDS.
OP - why do you keep posting your fantasies here? Every couple of weeks you post some bullshit story that nobody else would think of posting. \
You need help - seriously.
Does anyone actually workout anymore?
And everyone else who sees you is scared to death.
What gym OP? What city?\
Whether you participate or not most every gym has some action of this type.
Evil I can tell it''s a troll.
The fiction writing on Datalounge has always been good. But OP is one of the best! Keep writing. You''ll get something published soon!
trollin'' trollin'' trollin''
This thread is useless without pictures.
[quote]Wishing AIDS for anyone rates an FF flagging.\
Why? I hear people hoping other people would die in grease fires, for crying out loud, and no one yells F&F about that.
R23 - it hits too close to home for most of the posters here - if you know whatI''m saying...
"Got to be NYSC."%0D\
Really? No wonder 95% of the guys who go there carry their bag around the gym without stepping in the locker room.
Exactly r25. And you wonder why so many straights have notions about our community. Can you blame them?
Not just straights, R26. I am in and out of the locker room very quickly because of the leering. During the summer months, I don''t even enter it.
OP is Snooki''s ghost writer.
r27, what kind of gay guy are you? Seriously, for me one of the best parts of being gay is the cruising. How can you call yourself a gay man and not enjoy that aspect of being gay?
r10 must be a real BLAST at parties.
(if she were ever invited to any, that is...)
R1 here. I hope all you bitches know that I am reveling in the chaos of this thread.%0D\
Sauna whores deserve AIDS!!!%0D\
Long live me!
"hot Asian " No such thing!
Fiction = never working out and claiming copious amounts of piggish sex with those who do.
Isn''t there a casserole you should be serving, r33?
Die in a grease fire, r23.
Vida in DC.
You are a filthy whore, OP.
God, I''m so jealous
What''s with all the frustrated screenwriters on DL lately?
Hatemongers like Fred Phelps and James Dobson are no different from the hate-monger at r1 - r4 and r31. F&F for all haters.
I remarkable thing happened tonight. I was involved in my first circle jerk. There was a lot of people cruising the shower area tonight. I guess the rotten weather here in NYC kept people from going out. Anyhoo, five of us jerked off together. It was great. Then me and one of the other guys went off by ourselves. We went into one of the shower stalls together. He was hard again so I sucked him off. %0D\
I have an idea. How about I use this thread as a blog to list my sexcapades? This way you bitches can live vicuriously through me. What do you say?
r33, 5 people in two weeks isn''t exactly a copious amount.\
There is not one remarkable thing about the original post. These things happen every day across the country; what is so hard to believe?\
And wishing AIDS on anyone, r1, shows a level of depravity far worse than anything the OP has done.
THIS is why we do the towel dance in at the gym.
Hot straight guys across America
Name the gym, OP.
Does anyone...still wear...a hat...?
>>"hot Asian " No such thing!%0D\
I find this more offensive than "die of AIDS."%0D\
"OP and his gym hookups are all middle-aged fatties. "
I had a brief moment in time a few years ago when I would hook up in the steam room every so often. and the guys were definitely*not* middle age fatties. (this was the NYSC that used to be on 35th and 6th Ave in an apartment building).
saw and wanked with quite a few hotties. i even ended up in the shower with the married president of the ad agency i worked at back then. *that* certainly led to some very fun escapades.
We could maaaaake-belieeeeeve...
This is all so silly.
Datalounge "Primetimers" is an old ladies club. The only people that still post here is the webmaster and some shut ins.
Ah there's fine piece of mind in pretending! Couldn't you, couldn't I, couldn't weeeee....?
Vigorous intercourse can be an excellent source of aerobic exercise!
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