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Top Signs That Your Husband Is Gay

This is good for a laugh! I got this list from, I kid you not, "www.IsMySpouseGay.com". It says it is a "survival guide for straight couples". LOL!!!

1. Suspicious non-verbal communication with other men -- a look, a touch or hug that lasts a little too long or seems to be intimate.

2. Possession of homosexual pornography (videos, magazines, photos stored on his computer). If your husband has consistently viewed homosexual pornography, on the computer (check the history in your internet browser!) remember that he probably would not be doing this if he did not enjoy it. It is simply too risky an activity to merely "check out".

3. Your husband's inability to be sexually aroused by you. If sexual activity steeply declines within the first few years of marriage, or if you're always more sexually aggressive than your husband, don't think it is all your fault!

4. An abundance of male friends with whom he seems to be too close or too familiar. Watch out if your husband spends too much alone time with one man or a small group of men. This is a sign that perhaps your husband is gay. At the very least, you can suspect that he is involved with his male friend(s) with a level of intimacy that he should be saved for you. Trust your instincts if he spends a great deal of time with one man or a few without inviting you to the party. If you really feel as though something strange is going on, there is probably a reason.

5. Lots of phone calls from other men. If they are men you don't know or men that your husband does not willingly tell you about (such as an old friend from high school who happened to get in touch with him), be concerned.

6. Buying or receiving expensive, intimate, or overly personal gifts from other men.

7. A consistent overreaction to anything concerning gay men -- extreme homophobic behavior. If your husband turns almost militantly angry when confronted by someone who is gay, it may indicate that your husband is gay. This doesn't make sense at first, but take a minute and think about it... People often lash out at those who embody traits they do not like about themselves. They are in fact empathizing with that person, but it doesn't come across that way.

8. A strong preference for non-typical sex.

9. Unusually high percentage of male friends who are gay. Watch out if your husband's new best friend is gay!

10. Male friends who are overly friendly.

11. A tendency for your husband to brag about gay men complimenting him on his looks.

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by Anonymousreply 296March 3, 2019 2:15 AM

Yes, I would imagine looking at large amounts of gay porn probably is a fairly good indicator...

by Anonymousreply 1January 5, 2011 9:30 PM

If your fiance is more interested in planning your wedding that you are, he's gay!

by Anonymousreply 2January 5, 2011 9:31 PM

[quote]8. A strong preference for non-typical sex. This cracks me up!

by Anonymousreply 3January 5, 2011 9:37 PM

He always wanted to be a figure skater.

by Anonymousreply 4January 5, 2011 9:37 PM

[quote]11. A tendency for your husband to brag about gay men complimenting him on his looks.%0D %0D This one is spot on. I've always been suspicious of "straight" men that seem to love being the center of attention to gay men.

by Anonymousreply 5January 5, 2011 9:41 PM

How about if you come home unexpectedly and see him sucking another guy's dick? Would that count?

by Anonymousreply 6January 5, 2011 10:30 PM

Basically, if your husband has male friends he is close to. Alrighty then...

by Anonymousreply 7January 5, 2011 10:33 PM

If your husband gives his male friends a peck on the lips, major dealbreaker.

by Anonymousreply 8January 5, 2011 10:35 PM

earrings caftans

by Anonymousreply 9January 5, 2011 10:36 PM

Don't get paranoid, r6, that could mean anything.

by Anonymousreply 10January 5, 2011 10:36 PM

wears a jockstrap - lots!

by Anonymousreply 11January 5, 2011 10:36 PM

r7...most husbands have a least 1 best male friend, usually married too. But, abundant of male friends who seem queeny is an obvious sign.

by Anonymousreply 12January 5, 2011 10:38 PM

you overhear a friend call him misshelen...

by Anonymousreply 13January 5, 2011 10:38 PM

[quote] 8. A strong preference for non-typical sex. Does this mean anal sex? So, essentially if your hubby is a homophobe he may be gay but if he is gay-friendly he may be gay?

by Anonymousreply 14January 5, 2011 10:39 PM

I'm afraid that my husband might be gay. He's never sexually aroused by me, and whenever I ask him to cuddle and "fool around," he's like a cat on a hot tin roof! What else could it be??

by Anonymousreply 15January 5, 2011 10:40 PM

His dick tastes like shit.

by Anonymousreply 16January 5, 2011 10:47 PM

his puss-he is FINE!

by Anonymousreply 17January 6, 2011 12:11 AM

I love the fearful tone that the website portrays. It's like a 1950s warning "Top Signs That Your Husband is a Communist!"

by Anonymousreply 18January 6, 2011 12:29 AM

A former employee of mine told me once that he and his younger brother happened to have access to their brother in law's computer once when he was not at home. They did some checking of the temporary internet files and found a massive amount of images of naked men and men having sex with men. Now, I had met this brother in law once before and all I can say was, the gay was fairly dripping off him as far as I was concerned, but I didn't say anything.

They confronted him when he came back and of course the little fool came up with some ludicrous excuse that he'd been having a problem with some hacker taking control of his computer (yeah right). And of course the two straight dumbass brothers in law acted as if they believed him when they told me. I just let it slide and figured "what they don't know won't hurt them".

But I do admit to desperately wanting to say "kiddo if you think your brother in law is straight then you are a complete moron".

by Anonymousreply 19January 6, 2011 12:30 AM

the naked wheelbarrow contests in the backyards with his mates

by Anonymousreply 20January 6, 2011 12:35 AM

12. Your name is Sherri Shepard.

by Anonymousreply 21January 6, 2011 12:47 AM

Your husband's mustache smells like cum.

by Anonymousreply 22January 6, 2011 12:55 AM

So basically if her husband does anything that doesn't involve her then he's gay?

by Anonymousreply 23January 6, 2011 12:57 AM

You'd think the cock in his mouth would be a dead giveaway.

by Anonymousreply 24January 6, 2011 12:58 AM

He expertly wraps his lips around pickles!

by Anonymousreply 25January 6, 2011 12:58 AM

Damn, it used to be that women would just get worried if their husband had a lot of other women hanging around him...now they want her to worry about his male friends too? Whatever happened to "guys night out"! Is a woman supposed to sit home wringing her hands because her husband is "hittin' the holes at the golf course"?!?!?!

by Anonymousreply 26January 6, 2011 1:07 AM

17. Gently, but firmly guides you through Fiesta to find the Homer Laughlin inside of you.

18. Knows you've kept those four pounds off and is proud.

by Anonymousreply 27January 6, 2011 1:10 AM

knows that Carol Channing "corn" joke and leads everyone in telling it every party he gets drunk at.

by Anonymousreply 28January 6, 2011 1:17 AM

12. Your name is Liza Minnelli.

by Anonymousreply 29January 6, 2011 1:25 AM

your husbands sings streisand songs

by Anonymousreply 30January 6, 2011 4:45 AM

He wears earrings, caftans and turbins

by Anonymousreply 31January 6, 2011 9:17 AM

12.Your name is Liza Minnelli, Star Jones, Sherri Shepherd, (insert celebrity diva name here)...

by Anonymousreply 32January 6, 2011 9:45 AM

Most of this thread is just jokes, and this is obviously an actual problem for some women out there, apparently, but all of the points in the original post are misleading, paranoid and retarded, with the possible exception of number 2.%0D %0D With the younger generations' bromances, greater sexual liberalism, less homophobia, and greater interest in alternative(straight) sexual practices, all those tips become silly.%0D %0D This is really more of an intuitive, know it when i see it thing, not something that can be checklisted this way. There are gay husbands who would check off few of those points, and straight ones who would check off many. If anything straight guys seem to have a tendency to be more comfortable with other guys, and have more male friends. Though I guess it depends what 'type' of friends.

by Anonymousreply 33January 6, 2011 10:09 AM

most gay men are homos

by Anonymousreply 34January 6, 2011 1:24 PM

[quote]Unusually high percentage of male friends who are gay. Watch out if your husband's new best friend is gay!

I think this kind of thing keeps straight males phobic.

by Anonymousreply 35January 6, 2011 1:38 PM

If my female friends knew how many random married men hit on me and my boyfriend they'd all want this checklist. My bf works in retail and he comes home with stories (and little slips of paper with a first name and phone number) nearly every day, often given to him when hubby comes back in after leaving store with wife to pick up gift boxes or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 36January 6, 2011 1:42 PM

You so lie, R36. I'm sure it happens, but not "nearly every day." Not even if the guy was an out gay.

by Anonymousreply 37January 6, 2011 1:47 PM

R36, do you,live in a city that's known for being gay friendly?

by Anonymousreply 38January 6, 2011 1:51 PM

The only sure thing is gay porno in his possession or on his computer. The rest is just paranoia.

by Anonymousreply 39January 6, 2011 1:54 PM

Perhaps I exaggerate when I say every day (though I said nearly every day) but it happens many times a week. Believe what you like, the truth is MANY married men are looking for gay sex at the mall.

by Anonymousreply 40January 6, 2011 1:54 PM

His best friend calls him "Miss Thang"!

by Anonymousreply 41January 6, 2011 1:55 PM

No one doubts the closet, R40. It's just that your numbers were/are ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 42January 6, 2011 2:06 PM

"the truth is MANY married men are looking for gay sex at the mall."

Uh hunh. And the pizza delivery guy always just broke up with his girlfriend & needs to blow his nut, real soon...

by Anonymousreply 43January 6, 2011 2:21 PM

What is is, regardless of what you believe.

by Anonymousreply 44January 6, 2011 2:26 PM

A friend of mine told me that his wife figured out he was gay when he went out and bought an outfit to wear while painting the house.

by Anonymousreply 45January 6, 2011 2:42 PM

As a gay man, I am surprised just how many ads on Craig's List are married men on the downlow.%0D

by Anonymousreply 46January 6, 2011 3:33 PM

If you hear your man call his buddy "girrrrrlfriendddd!"

by Anonymousreply 47January 6, 2011 4:17 PM

if he does this a lot

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by Anonymousreply 48January 6, 2011 5:16 PM

[quote]The only sure thing is gay porno in his possession or on his computer. The rest is just paranoia.

So being caught having sex with a man in a public place would not a "sure thing" in your tiny little mind?

by Anonymousreply 49January 6, 2011 6:04 PM

You guys are all wrong, MAYBE they are just gay-for-pay like Blake Harper!

by Anonymousreply 50January 6, 2011 6:11 PM

Shouldn't this be signs that you husband is bi? How many actual gay men are still getting married to women? I would think that number is minute when compared to bi men.

by Anonymousreply 51January 6, 2011 6:24 PM

I know a lot of (now out of the closet) gays who married, even had kids, god knows why, then became gay.

by Anonymousreply 52January 7, 2011 1:44 AM

The biggest problem is male competition. Most closet types are unwilling to admit they have anything in common with openly gay guys because that means that they are late to the party, and therefore deficient in intelligence and courage. Whic is true.%0D

by Anonymousreply 53January 7, 2011 1:53 AM

That being the case, the surest sign your hubby is gay is excessive competitiveness.

by Anonymousreply 54January 7, 2011 1:55 AM

"Unusually high percentage of male friends who are gay. Watch out if your husband's new best friend is gay!"%0D %0D %0D %0D Most closet cases would go out of their way NOT to befriend gay men. %0D %0D %0D No one is more worried about seeming/appearing gay than a closeted gay man.%0D

by Anonymousreply 55January 7, 2011 1:55 AM

[quote]Whatever happened to "guys night out"! Is a woman supposed to sit home wringing her hands because her husband is "hittin' the holes at the golf course"?!?!?! Only if he's playing the back nine.

by Anonymousreply 56January 7, 2011 1:59 AM

r49, I didn't notice "being caught having sex with a man in a public place" as one of the signs to look for as mentioned in OP's post.

by Anonymousreply 57January 7, 2011 2:13 AM

More than two friends amongst the Catholic priesthood.%0D

by Anonymousreply 58January 7, 2011 4:20 AM

His bung hole is consistently sore

by Anonymousreply 59January 8, 2011 12:48 PM

He reads DataLounge!

by Anonymousreply 60January 10, 2011 5:53 PM

Likes to explore the sand dunes at the beach.

by Anonymousreply 61January 17, 2011 3:59 PM

His jeans are tighter than yours:

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by Anonymousreply 62January 17, 2011 4:23 PM

"Likes to explore the sand dunes at the beach."%0D %0D Bonus points if it's Herring Cove Beach in Ptown.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 63January 17, 2011 4:25 PM

buys a house facing the sports park

by Anonymousreply 64January 17, 2011 7:18 PM

He insists on making his prettiest friend "best man" at the wedding even if he doesn't know him as well as the other groomsmen. You can take this one to the bank, I've never seen it fail.%0D %0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 65January 17, 2011 7:32 PM

He watches Glee.

by Anonymousreply 66January 17, 2011 9:13 PM

he knows two crones and at least one Persian.

by Anonymousreply 67January 17, 2011 10:34 PM

He gets packages from Amazon mailed to his office.

by Anonymousreply 68January 31, 2011 2:56 PM

crone bump

by Anonymousreply 69February 1, 2011 4:46 PM

he catches his nephews masturbating a lot

by Anonymousreply 70February 1, 2011 4:50 PM

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Laura asked me to contact the Prophet Jacobs. I contacted him to help me with my financial situation and he told me not to worry about it that the Gods of his forefathers will change the situation of my life. He told me by two weeks, i would get a call from a company and i would be employed. Indeed, after two weeks, i got a new Job, the next couple of months i was given raise and now things have changed in my home. I am very stable financially, i can take care of my kids, pay bills, i am also in a relationship also thanks to the prophet prayers, i am the happiest woman in the world for what this great prophet did for me and my Children. You all can contact Prophet Jacobs on any problem in this world, he is very nice man, here is his contact prophetjacobs@outlook.com. He is the best prophet on the internet so far his email. I know he can help you with any situation you are facing, either financially, in your marriages,at work, with your kids. or any kind or

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by Anonymousreply 71October 21, 2013 6:57 PM

He spends all his free time at the gym, sauna, or getting massages

by Anonymousreply 72October 21, 2013 7:08 PM

People are bisexual...80%

by Anonymousreply 73October 21, 2013 7:11 PM

"People are bisexual...80%"

You think 80% of people are bisexual? Um....no.

by Anonymousreply 74October 21, 2013 7:17 PM

I wish I could have read this list back then...

by Anonymousreply 75October 21, 2013 7:21 PM

[quote]Shouldn't this be signs that you husband is bi? How many actual gay men are still getting married to women? I would think that number is minute when compared to bi men.

I also think the vast majority of these guys are bi, not gay.

by Anonymousreply 76October 21, 2013 9:40 PM

If he suck dick he gheey

by Anonymousreply 77October 21, 2013 10:40 PM

R71 is the best thread bump ever.

by Anonymousreply 78October 21, 2013 10:49 PM

10% gay

80% bisexual

10% straight

Social norms steer most everyone 'straight'....

by Anonymousreply 79October 21, 2013 10:56 PM

R78, you're right there!

And R72's inane, blithe and clueless "hop on" as if the thread had not been disinterred from the mortal crust of burial was the perfect "as I was saying" continuation.

by Anonymousreply 80October 21, 2013 11:01 PM

By the way, I went over, with my partner, the helpful hints provided by the poor thing the OP quotes, and have discovered that despite our living together for many years neither of us, apparently, is gay.

by Anonymousreply 81October 21, 2013 11:03 PM

He makes a movie about male strippers, and follows it up with a movie about Liberace.

by Anonymousreply 82October 21, 2013 11:13 PM

He changes your name to Mary.

by Anonymousreply 83October 21, 2013 11:25 PM

Bunk beds.

by Anonymousreply 84October 21, 2013 11:25 PM

A sudden commitment to religious retreats, with Brothers of Mary.

by Anonymousreply 85October 21, 2013 11:26 PM

Dried poop on your vibrator is a dead give away.

by Anonymousreply 86January 12, 2015 4:13 PM

He collects and wears Andrew Christian underwear. No joke, I've been with a married man who does.

by Anonymousreply 87January 12, 2015 4:39 PM

Appearing on a show called "My Husband's Not Gay."

by Anonymousreply 88January 12, 2015 5:00 PM

You stupidly and delusionally agreed to marry him BEFORE he fucked the living bejesus out of you, night and day, begging you not to shower, for weeks at a time, until you had to haul your mattress away from the saturation of female ejaculate.

Are our gal pals this FUCKING dumb?

by Anonymousreply 89January 12, 2015 11:25 PM

WeirdWideWebness.

I knew a couple once well enough to know that she had married him almost BECAUSE he was gay. Well...mostly gay. She liked to watch him have sex with other men and he was able to have sex with her too AND she had boyfriends who she didn't mind having sex with him AND she had girlfriends but he didn't touch them at all. Blech, whatever. I said that made them both bisexual. She objected and said maybe she was bisexual but HE was definitely gay. WTF?!

Meh, I haven't seen them in years but wouldn't be surprised if they're still married.

by Anonymousreply 90January 12, 2015 11:48 PM

My husband talks about sexuality being a 'grey' area. He's now taking private phone calls outside. He sounds like a young school girl while on the phone. I'm wondering why he is watching old reruns of Magnum PI. He says he finds the show sexually stimulating. And "smoking hot". No woman find a hairy guy in a red Viagra mobile hot.

by Anonymousreply 91January 29, 2015 6:15 AM

His dick tastes like shit. Literally.

by Anonymousreply 92January 29, 2015 8:36 AM

He'j having shex wijh anojher man in your shpoujhal bed.

by Anonymousreply 93January 29, 2015 8:56 AM

Obsessed with dick double entendres, like he can't throw a picnic it has to be a "weenie roast."

by Anonymousreply 94January 29, 2015 3:41 PM

1. Try this dildo on for size.

B. You're Star Jones.

by Anonymousreply 95January 29, 2015 3:46 PM

He bumps Speedo threads on DataLounge.

by Anonymousreply 96January 30, 2015 8:33 PM

You're fat and he's not pissed

by Anonymousreply 97January 30, 2015 8:38 PM

He tells you he suffers from a disease known as SSA

by Anonymousreply 98January 30, 2015 8:51 PM

Those Judy, Barbra, Cher, Bette, Madonna and Gaga albums.

by Anonymousreply 99January 30, 2015 8:56 PM

He says, "But-cha ya are, Blanche, ya are in a wheelchayer!"

by Anonymousreply 100January 30, 2015 8:58 PM

He know who the people on the Tony Awards are.

by Anonymousreply 101January 30, 2015 8:59 PM

He doesn't stand up to you

by Anonymousreply 102January 30, 2015 9:00 PM

The guy I'm seeing wants to watch the superbowl sunday & said he has "THREE" party invitations. I'm kinda worried he's straight. Do you think I'm gonna get the Gardisil vaccine so he can't give me female AIDS... but other than that, I don't know what to do.

by Anonymousreply 103January 30, 2015 9:01 PM

Footballs faggy these days. You might want to re-think that, hun

by Anonymousreply 104January 30, 2015 9:04 PM

Speaking of re-thinking, I'd re-think that spelling and punctuation, r104.

by Anonymousreply 105January 30, 2015 9:06 PM

Being divorced for 25 years, not having another heterosexual relationship or dating a woman during that time.

Saying that you're not dating because it would be a "bad example" to bring a woman into your children's lives if you didn't intend to get serious about her.

Leaving your law practice to join a seminary at the age of 52.

Telling everyone there are no homosexuals at the seminary. that they are all "very manly men".

Talking about one special seminarian pal ALL THE TIME.

Leaving the seminary because you claim you can't deal with the celibacy requirements of the priesthood.

Marrying a stupid, rich boyish-looking Catholic woman who is apparently turned on by the idea of fucking an almost-priest.

by Anonymousreply 106January 30, 2015 9:07 PM

Except I don't care.

by Anonymousreply 107January 30, 2015 9:08 PM

I read recently that a surprising number of het marriages are sexless. Usually those 10 years and over in duration. I don't remember the exact figure but it surprised me.

Personally, I can relate. Over a period of years, it is just impossible to remain as physically attracted to a person as you were in the beginning.

by Anonymousreply 108January 30, 2015 9:18 PM

If he comes home with hickeys on the back of his neck!

by Anonymousreply 109January 31, 2015 8:34 PM

when he looks at your lesbonic love videos with disgust.

by Anonymousreply 110January 24, 2017 8:13 AM

He makes emotional scenes at the airport when his "friend" has to leave town on a business trip.

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by Anonymousreply 111January 24, 2017 8:50 AM

12. He accidentally screams, "Cum on my face!" when you're having sex...

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by Anonymousreply 112January 24, 2017 8:55 AM

He angrily refuses to let you open his packages from a place called Fort Troff.

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by Anonymousreply 113January 24, 2017 9:02 AM

5. He says he had to get his nipples pierced for "medical" reasons.

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by Anonymousreply 114January 24, 2017 9:08 AM

8. You hear odd vibrating noises coming from the area of his anus. And he has a odd blissful look on his face as the vibrating noise gets louder....

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by Anonymousreply 115January 24, 2017 9:12 AM

10. He kisses you like this...

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by Anonymousreply 116January 24, 2017 9:17 AM

Sorry to break away from the hilarious jokes - but in my experience, there are certain women who are attracted to men who are gay or bi - without even knowing it or knowing why.

I knew this gurl who at least three of her boyfriends made passes at me or made it clear to me they liked other guys & the gurl herself was homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 117January 24, 2017 9:19 AM

12. Just before you're ready to leave for an evening out - he offers to redo your makeup and to give your hair a quick blowout...

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by Anonymousreply 118January 24, 2017 9:22 AM

Sometimes he offers to let the seams out on your favorite dress "just a smidgen"...

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by Anonymousreply 119January 24, 2017 9:26 AM

He says that he and his best friend need to get away and "clear brush" for the weekend...

You know, just a "guy's weekend".

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by Anonymousreply 120January 24, 2017 9:31 AM

14. When you question him about his public displays of affection with other men, he says it's just a guy thing and that you can't understand unless you have a penis...

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by Anonymousreply 121January 24, 2017 9:37 AM

6. His business meetings are always at Fire Island or Provincetown, because that's where the hotels offer the best group rates.

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by Anonymousreply 122January 24, 2017 9:44 AM

18. His buddy asked him to keep all that leather gear at your house...so his wife wouldn't find out his friend bought a motorcycle

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by Anonymousreply 123January 24, 2017 9:49 AM

I used to be a "road warrior". Over a million air miles. If you were ever a road warrior and on the prowl, you know how up-scale and fine hotel lobby bars, lounges, and restaurants are rife with hot married men - a couple bourbons in - ready for anything. Sexuality is on a spectrum. Just engage them in normal conversation and as the night goes on, drop some hints in form of jokes, raunchy comments about women, etc. It's not gay if you both love pussy, right? :) Helps if you have a little weed in your room... If you happen to be in a town having a conference - MERCY! Those men are raring to go because often it's their only travel of the year. I used to romp with scorching hot men I would NEVER have been able to get with in the "gay world". Triathletes, iron man competitors, minor celebrities, doctors, lawyers, executives, ALPHA males. Those were some wild times.

by Anonymousreply 124January 24, 2017 10:32 AM

r2 Especially if he wants to pick out the china and flatware patterns.

by Anonymousreply 125January 24, 2017 11:23 AM

Fuck I just realized my own husband must be gay!!!

by Anonymousreply 126January 24, 2017 3:16 PM

If he has to hang out with "the boys" every night and all he does is sleep with his wife and doesn't speak to her. She's just a piece of equipment for easy cum dumping at that point.

by Anonymousreply 127January 24, 2017 3:18 PM

He's always telling you hot how you are even though the local women's softball team threw you out for being too butch.

by Anonymousreply 128January 24, 2017 11:24 PM

Who is R106 referring to? Seems to be someone very specific.

I did read somewhere that "Is my husband gay" is one of the top searches on the web for searches that begin with "Is my husband ______?" And that it was more popular in the deep South than in the rest of the US

by Anonymousreply 129January 24, 2017 11:32 PM

He keeps a pencil near the landline

by Anonymousreply 130January 24, 2017 11:49 PM

See if your husband's dick tastes like shit.

by Anonymousreply 131January 25, 2017 12:19 AM

He knows even ONE song from "Follies".

by Anonymousreply 132January 25, 2017 1:49 AM

His favourite movie : Legally Blonde

by Anonymousreply 133January 25, 2017 1:52 AM

R129 : R106 here. I was surprised to see this thread pop up again after so long. Yes, I was speaking of someone very specific - a family member. Update: he's still married, treats her like a dumb pet poodle, she treats him like she's still turned on by the idea of fucking an almost-priest. Guess it works for them.

by Anonymousreply 134January 26, 2017 9:12 PM

He takes a "personal day" each year on Judy Garland's birthday.

by Anonymousreply 135January 26, 2017 9:14 PM

Is more concerned with the drapes than you are

by Anonymousreply 136January 26, 2017 9:16 PM

[quote]Watch out if your husband's new best friend is gay!

I find this incredibly insulting.

[quote] Male friends who are overly friendly.

Things like this are why straight men have issues. Really? It's not good if they are too close and emotional open with their friends!

But this thread is 6 years old so....

by Anonymousreply 137January 26, 2017 9:17 PM

12. Why don't you just ASK him?

by Anonymousreply 138January 26, 2017 9:20 PM

R124 - it's not gay if both of the men are straight!

by Anonymousreply 139January 26, 2017 9:23 PM

FAMILY GUY did it best.

"So what's your favourite Madonna album?"

"I like her early work."

If his answer is anything but "I have never owned one", YOU'VE GOT A GAY!

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by Anonymousreply 140January 26, 2017 9:24 PM

Your name is Kelly Preston

by Anonymousreply 141January 26, 2017 9:26 PM

He is the Vice President of the USA.

by Anonymousreply 142January 26, 2017 9:31 PM

r132, how about he even KNOWS WHAT 'FOLLIES" IS...lulz

by Anonymousreply 143January 26, 2017 9:31 PM

His entire iPod consists of Britney, Gaga, Katy Perry, Liza, Bette, Barbra, The Merm and Judy.

by Anonymousreply 144January 26, 2017 9:45 PM

He gets misty-eyed when he talks about "Meet Me In St. Louis" and he keeps humming "The Boy Next Door" and "The Trolley Song" when he's driving you to The Dress Barn.

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by Anonymousreply 145January 27, 2017 3:45 AM

He references topics and comments from DataLounge.

by Anonymousreply 146January 27, 2017 3:48 AM

All he wants for his birthday is "Judy Garland: Live at Carnegie Hall" on vinyl and in good condition.

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by Anonymousreply 147January 27, 2017 3:53 AM

If anyone criticizes Madonna in a social setting, he talks about how misunderstood she is and runs from the run crying.

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by Anonymousreply 148January 27, 2017 3:57 AM

His best fishing buddy is a man named "Jack Twist"

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by Anonymousreply 149January 27, 2017 4:00 AM

He's always complaining that theaters won't show revivals of "The Women".

And he can't understand why no one thinks his constant quotes from that movie are funny:

"Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it."

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by Anonymousreply 150January 27, 2017 4:09 AM

R151 The Jungle Red nail polish is a dead giveaway, too.

by Anonymousreply 151January 27, 2017 5:18 AM

If he knows all the words to, "Send in the Clowns."

by Anonymousreply 152January 27, 2017 6:21 AM

12. His dick tastes like shit.

by Anonymousreply 153January 27, 2017 6:23 AM

If a hot guy comes round, see how much he stares at him. I noticed that once firsthand, as did the wife.

by Anonymousreply 154January 27, 2017 6:25 AM

Your last name is Garland or Minnelli.

by Anonymousreply 155January 27, 2017 2:13 PM

He watches this video to the end.

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by Anonymousreply 156January 27, 2017 3:22 PM

My high school boyfriend was gay as could be. He got a pair of white framed sunglasses to match his white Saab. His Polo, had to be Polo, shirt horse had to match something else on his outfit. Wore nothing but khaki shorts, year round, because he wanted to show off his calves, and hiking boots. He went to Mexico (he went one of his male friends, they'd have intense friendships, for about a year, then he'd drop them and claim they were crazy and clingy) and got a bug, started losing weight and immediately thought he had AIDS, could only come if he was on his knees, worked exclusively at gay owned pet stores and flirted shamelessly with the owners. Became a right wing freak after listening to talk radio for a few months and we broke up. He's had 2 wives and his twitter is a dark place of the scummiest right wing memes and thoughts. He's now racist as hell too. He was hot and had a nice dick tho. but yeah, the sex dropped waaaay off after the first year.

by Anonymousreply 157January 27, 2017 3:36 PM

[quote] FAMILY GUY did it best. "So what's your favourite Madonna album?" "I like her early work." If his answer is anything but "I have never owned one", YOU'VE GOT A GAY!

How about "I have never owned one because, first of all Team Cyndi, and second of all, she has spent 30 years taking airspace away from people who could sing better than her and movie roles away from people who can act. And Olivia Newton-John should have played Evita in the movie!" Still gay?

by Anonymousreply 158January 27, 2017 3:57 PM

All this smacks of women continually trying to control everything men do. They always want all the attention, so they push away a man's friends by making casual homophobic slurs. Gradually, their husbands end up with no friends, and slowly implode emotionally.

And why does no one point out all the lesbian overtones in women's activities? Always in close-knit groups. Best female friends. Girls' night out. Sisterhood is powerful. You know the drill.

All women want to do is manipulate men any way they can into controlling them completely. And the Gay card is their best method of intimidation.

by Anonymousreply 159January 27, 2017 4:28 PM

Much like guys who screw around with men can never be called straight, men who fuck women can never be called gay. Bisexuality is real.

by Anonymousreply 160February 9, 2017 1:17 AM

R89, Yes young women who were raised in super religious, morally Conservative households are still that dumb as are their mothers. They are also completely unrealistic. I have told more than one of them that unless society went back to the distant past where marriage at age 13 was the norm for young men do NOT expect them to be virgins on their wedding day. Some say their churches also preach against what they call "self abuse" at any time for any reason by anyone.

I'll add to the list your husband is gay if he didn't get married as a young teen and still was able to abstain from really, really wanting to not stop making out with you and more. That is if he wasn't seeing someone else he would never marry on the side, and if he didn't have performance "issues" like impotency, extreme fear of intimacy, very low sex drive, etc. See the beginning of the list above as many of the signs also point to male sexual inhibitions for whatever reason.

by Anonymousreply 161February 9, 2017 2:16 AM

#34 He ask you, indignantly, what happened to his 20% off coupon for anal bleaching

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by Anonymousreply 162January 24, 2018 12:33 AM

He watches "This Is Us" on the sofa in the Pajama Party Pose

And he keeps shushing you during Kevin's scenes...

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by Anonymousreply 163January 24, 2018 12:37 AM

26. When you come home from the beauty shop and you ask him how he likes your hair...

He just sighs dramatically and looks disgusted...

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by Anonymousreply 164January 24, 2018 12:52 AM

His life's mission is mentoring handsome young men

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by Anonymousreply 165January 24, 2018 12:56 AM

He tells you that he was rear-ended, but the car looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 166January 24, 2018 12:58 AM

He asks you for tips on how "you get your hole so LOOSE for sex"

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by Anonymousreply 167January 24, 2018 1:09 AM

A 25-year marriage suddenly ends with no warning over "irreconcilable differences" despite husband and wife obviously having at least one common interest.

by Anonymousreply 168January 24, 2018 1:10 AM

He keeps asking you and your women friends for details and tips on douching

by Anonymousreply 169January 24, 2018 1:15 AM

They love taking martial arts classes with other dads.

by Anonymousreply 170January 24, 2018 1:28 AM

You AND your friends become uncomfortable...

Watching your husband eat a corn dog in public

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by Anonymousreply 171January 24, 2018 1:34 AM

Rick, honey, please....

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by Anonymousreply 172January 24, 2018 1:36 AM

He has a fainting couch instead of a recliner, and no one can have the vapors on it but him.

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by Anonymousreply 173January 24, 2018 2:12 AM

Dear Bijou Phillips

See number 8? About men using their lady's back door each and every fucking time?

Uh huh

by Anonymousreply 174January 24, 2018 12:46 PM

He has anal prolapse.

by Anonymousreply 175January 24, 2018 12:49 PM

Husbands can't have any friends because that means he is automatically cheating!!!

by Anonymousreply 176January 24, 2018 12:56 PM

He likes to go fishing with his friend "Jack Nasty"

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by Anonymousreply 177February 13, 2018 1:25 AM

If you hate a married or engaged Frau, get a Google burner number and just send her the website link. You'll fuck her life up in many ways.

by Anonymousreply 178February 13, 2018 1:29 AM

When you are thinking about buying a vacation property, he suggests contacting House Hunters International.

by Anonymousreply 179February 13, 2018 2:24 AM

Wait, wait! Slow down.... I'm taking notes...

by Anonymousreply 180February 13, 2018 2:33 AM

12. You're one of [italic]the Facts of Life[/italic] girls.

by Anonymousreply 181February 13, 2018 3:16 AM

r124 teach us your ways, I could use some conference dick.

by Anonymousreply 182February 13, 2018 3:25 AM

can quote the Golden Girls

by Anonymousreply 183February 13, 2018 3:30 AM

Two bits to add to this thread. The first a dear friend of ours. Her track record with men is abysmal - the first one was in fact a gay drag queen, the one she's in the process of divorcing went whole hog transgender even with the SRS etc. We theorize he couldn't handle being a gay man.

Me, I got found out by one of my best friends when I didn't give her the once over when we first met. That was too funny.

by Anonymousreply 184February 13, 2018 4:27 AM

When he gets his nutrients from sucking dicks.

by Anonymousreply 185February 13, 2018 9:32 AM

Some insecure clueless basic bitch wrote this. The reason you married a gay guy is because straight guys weren't even interested in you. It's convenient for the gay guy, as far as shit like taxes and what not are concerned. But you're confused if you think he's not getting all kinds of dick on the side. If he's not putting out in the bed for you, it's not his fault, he's not even into you in the first place. Nor are straight guys. You're just undesirable overall. Get over it.

by Anonymousreply 186February 13, 2018 9:45 AM

Bump/Bulge

by Anonymousreply 187March 7, 2018 8:23 AM

He's married to nicole kidman. Or was at some point.

by Anonymousreply 188March 7, 2018 12:16 PM

When I was a cute gayling I had a thing for married men. There was no shortage of married guys who were willing to jump into bed with me, some did it many times.

by Anonymousreply 189March 7, 2018 12:37 PM

[quote]worked exclusively at gay owned pet stores and flirted shamelessly with the owners...

This is comedy gold right here.

by Anonymousreply 190March 7, 2018 12:55 PM

If he says that the Grindr app you found on his phone is just for networking for his job...he's lying....

by Anonymousreply 191March 7, 2018 1:03 PM

See if his dick tastes like shit.

Does he have an interest in caftans and earrings?

Does he know the meaning of "I want a creme brulee and I want it NOW!!!!!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 192March 7, 2018 1:26 PM

This thread sounds ancient. Bisexuality exists - some people just refuse to accept it in fear of more competition.

by Anonymousreply 193March 7, 2018 1:44 PM

1. Has to concentrate very hard to have intercourse. 2. Openly contemplates about becoming priest.

Mimi rogers

by Anonymousreply 194March 7, 2018 4:14 PM

His name is Brad.

by Anonymousreply 195March 9, 2018 6:09 AM

When you kiss him he says (in falsetto) "Oh, heyyyy!"

by Anonymousreply 196March 9, 2018 6:11 AM

OP your subject is really interesting, but conversely I would like you to tell us why do gay men marry persons of the opposite sex (who are often straight) ? Are they masochiste ????

by Anonymousreply 197April 1, 2018 10:03 PM

If instead of human blood you find a deadly corrosive acid ... you've got a gay.

by Anonymousreply 198April 1, 2018 10:07 PM

OP works at the Big Q; co-workers call her "Fat Marley"

by Anonymousreply 199April 1, 2018 10:22 PM

He has skid marks on both the back AND the front of his underpants...

by Anonymousreply 200May 30, 2018 12:15 AM

He never complains about you taking over the TV to watch figure skating or gymnastics. In fact, he sits right down and watches with you!

by Anonymousreply 201May 30, 2018 5:06 AM

He wraps gifts to others himself, instead of getting a female friend/wife/secretary/sister/mother to do it.

Trust.

by Anonymousreply 202May 30, 2018 5:32 AM

*mother

by Anonymousreply 203May 30, 2018 5:33 AM

16. He used to date Taylor Swift.

by Anonymousreply 204May 30, 2018 5:43 AM

r195=Sue Heck

by Anonymousreply 205May 30, 2018 5:43 AM

WRONG, r160.

"Straight" only describes a strict pattern of sexual behavior.

"Gay" is an orientation OR it can be used to describe a specific sexual encounter.

Some gay men are so repressed that they've never had sex with other men, but they fuck their wives out of social obligation and family traps. They are straight. But "straight" doesn't describe their orientation or what's in their heart.

by Anonymousreply 206May 30, 2018 8:07 AM

The sure way to know if your husband is gay is when you are washing his underwear you noticed dried semen about where the anus is.

Or he insists on walking the dog alone, late at night.

by Anonymousreply 207May 30, 2018 8:18 AM

r198 has confused Dataloungers with all gays.

by Anonymousreply 208May 30, 2018 8:41 AM

"If his dick tastes like shit" is the most common response here.

by Anonymousreply 209May 30, 2018 8:59 AM

He loves to watch Betty Davis movies and say Fabulous often.

by Anonymousreply 210May 30, 2018 9:20 AM

r210 Since you deliberately misspelled "Bette," you're obviously trying to pass.

by Anonymousreply 211May 30, 2018 4:30 PM

I like clean and well ironed "love" like Sunday clothes, so how can they (women of course) fall in this kind of trap ? are they blind for not seeing that a man is gay ?????

by Anonymousreply 212July 14, 2018 5:32 PM

[quote]"If his dick tastes like shit" is the most common response here.

And each of the people who wrote it probably giggled like a schoolgirl thinking they were just the oh so funniest poster. Sickening what DL has become.

by Anonymousreply 213July 14, 2018 6:41 PM

So straight women think that gay men's dicks all taste like shit?

I will never assist a straight person in the workplace again.

by Anonymousreply 214July 14, 2018 6:45 PM

(R212) Straight women often are pathetic....

by Anonymousreply 215July 14, 2018 6:48 PM

You wake up and find his lips on your dick.

by Anonymousreply 216July 14, 2018 8:13 PM

His surname is either McConnell or Gowdy. Or, he's cracker-white and marries a rich Asian cocaine heiress, or he's a Portuguese-descent vintner/farmer from Central California and Rep. Congressman????

by Anonymousreply 217July 14, 2018 8:19 PM

My hubby loves cross dressing and pegging. But he’s not gay.

by Anonymousreply 218July 14, 2018 8:45 PM

[quote]My hubby loves cross dressing and pegging. But he’s not gay.

Of course he’s not. Why would you even infer that?

He’s simply immersing himself into what your trials and tribulations as a woman are like. I think that’s fabulous. Good for you, sweetie.

by Anonymousreply 219July 14, 2018 8:48 PM

Gay men who feel they need to show a het lifestyle should marry lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 220July 14, 2018 8:52 PM

R220, isn’t that what’s known as a “lavender marriage” or something like that?

by Anonymousreply 221July 14, 2018 8:56 PM

R219 Straight men likes their prostates massaged too, right ? And cross dressers are mainly just straight guys exploring their feminine side. Good on them.

by Anonymousreply 222July 14, 2018 9:01 PM

signs your husband is gay:

he likes dick

AND

he won't fuck you, nor other women.

by the way--people who mislead others into a marriage where they do not disclose their true desires about sexual activity, and have no intention to do so, should drop dead. they are essentially robbing people who could go and find someone who will meet them with honesty (in the bedroom and other areas of the marriage, since this usually isn't the only "problem") from freedom to have that choice.

if you "love/care for" someone, and aren't just using them for something (social acceptance, tax breaks, baby incubator, child carer, housecleaner, cook or breadwinner), you will be honest about what you want, expect, and will do, and will allow them to stay or go to find their own fulfillment in life.

usef to be in an online forum/support group for people in sexless marriages. the worst fuckers were the ones who came posting that they really had no desire to sleep witj their spouse. these assholes (if not trolling) went through all kinds of gyrations--lying, couples therapy, avoidance, on & on--to avoid telling their spouses The Truth (i think you are ugly. you got ugly. i don't respect you, i am asexual, i am gay, i am bi-sexual, i am going through an identity crisis and don't know what the fuck i am). even while admitting that they were torturing and psychologically abusing their spouses.

it's gaslighting, plain & simple.

by Anonymousreply 223July 14, 2018 9:08 PM

Where is the Bottom Signs That Your Husband is Gay thread?

by Anonymousreply 224July 14, 2018 9:13 PM

I have some questions about my boyfriend, Kevin....

by Anonymousreply 225July 14, 2018 9:18 PM

Do I count?

"THE Ohio State." singlet/ tea-bagger.

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by Anonymousreply 226July 14, 2018 9:26 PM

Became enraged when you called the CD of Follies a soundtrack.

by Anonymousreply 227July 14, 2018 9:28 PM

Wow... how smart do you have to be to come up with that list?

by Anonymousreply 228July 14, 2018 9:35 PM

I know, right, R228. I mean really, what woman wouldn’t know?

by Anonymousreply 229July 14, 2018 9:45 PM

It is simply too risky an activity to merely "check out".

Never fear! My middle name is Danger.

by Anonymousreply 230July 14, 2018 9:55 PM

I'm only gay for Jesus, I'm waiting for him to rapture my hole.

by Anonymousreply 231July 14, 2018 10:04 PM

Oh, I know, he doesn't beat his wife and his IQ is above 90.

Clearly a fag,

by Anonymousreply 232July 14, 2018 10:06 PM

If his butt hole is loose. Straight guys have tight holes

by Anonymousreply 233July 14, 2018 10:07 PM

Doesn't care what people think of him and dioesn't pretend that he isn't adhering to some kind of accepted image when he's forcing himself to with every. inch. of. his. being.

by Anonymousreply 234July 14, 2018 10:07 PM

If he’s too neat and fuss over what to wear. Oh and he has a nice collection of shoes.

by Anonymousreply 235July 14, 2018 10:08 PM

He insists on organizing all your lipsticks by shade and plumping effect.

by Anonymousreply 236July 14, 2018 10:13 PM

He likes cats.

by Anonymousreply 237July 14, 2018 10:19 PM

Go up to him as say, "Clang! Clang! Clang!"

If he responds, "Goes the trolley," then you know he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 238July 14, 2018 10:24 PM

R238 Bravo!

by Anonymousreply 239July 14, 2018 10:30 PM

W&W, r238.

by Anonymousreply 240July 14, 2018 10:37 PM

R238

FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!

Good show, Old Man!

by Anonymousreply 241July 14, 2018 10:37 PM

Lol, r227.

by Anonymousreply 242July 14, 2018 10:38 PM

R238 is the definitive test.

Thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 243July 14, 2018 10:38 PM

If he wants you two to appear on HGTV.

by Anonymousreply 244July 14, 2018 10:42 PM

Your husbands name is Cameron Fontana.

by Anonymousreply 245July 14, 2018 10:51 PM

He gazes and breathes a bit more heavily whenever he chances upon big-butted men.

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by Anonymousreply 246July 14, 2018 10:59 PM

You could give some wives all the "signs" they need, and they still wouldn't get it.

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by Anonymousreply 247July 14, 2018 11:07 PM

Should have been titled "Top Signs You're An Insufferably Neurotic And Insecure Bitch"

by Anonymousreply 248July 14, 2018 11:11 PM

He decorates his office like Downton Abbey.

by Anonymousreply 249July 14, 2018 11:14 PM

You're a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 250July 14, 2018 11:17 PM

Hopefully by now the author has found the straight spouse network. The board has an entire forum dedicated to this topic.

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by Anonymousreply 251July 14, 2018 11:44 PM

R247 I don’t get it. Are you implying that guy is gay or something?

by Anonymousreply 252July 14, 2018 11:47 PM

r252 = Danielle Busby

by Anonymousreply 253July 15, 2018 12:14 AM

R253, no I did a cursory search on the Googles about him, but only found one article from 2017 about him potentially being gay, but nothing else.

I was hoping to find more info from the DL about what evidence there is. (I’d honestly like it if he was gay.)

by Anonymousreply 254July 15, 2018 12:21 AM

There were more threads on it, I thought.

But only found one.

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by Anonymousreply 255July 15, 2018 12:23 AM

Thanks R255!

by Anonymousreply 256July 15, 2018 12:24 AM

"Obsessed with wrestling" is a good one

by Anonymousreply 257July 15, 2018 2:08 AM

I would fuckin shoot myself if I was any of these stereotypes that straight women think we have to be so that they think that the men they fuck are absolutely not gay,

by Anonymousreply 258July 15, 2018 5:28 AM

Fucking disgusting and fucking pathetic.

gay men are computer nerds.

by Anonymousreply 259July 15, 2018 5:28 AM

Complains that your mother is louder and more annoying than Elaine Stritch.

by Anonymousreply 260July 15, 2018 8:04 AM

When your brother and father debate whether Tiger Woods can ever win another major and your husband pipes in with "Bette suffered through 10 lean years before triumphing again in Baby Jane."

by Anonymousreply 261July 15, 2018 8:12 AM

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by Anonymousreply 262July 15, 2018 8:24 AM

...hubby has no clue who the above people are and can name everyone below.

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by Anonymousreply 263July 15, 2018 8:27 AM

R19, it was absolutely wrong of them to go snooping through his files.

You know what? That’s a huge NO-NO. Someone could leave an opened envelope in my home, and I NEVER even look. EVER. Going through other people’s personal items is wrong. And it is none of their fucking business if the brother-in-law is gay. That’s a marital issue that is between that man, and his wife. Let them sort it out.

by Anonymousreply 264July 15, 2018 9:53 AM

Someone should send this link to Tim Tebow's new girlfriend

by Anonymousreply 265July 15, 2018 3:20 PM

[quote]He likes cats.

But hates pussy.

by Anonymousreply 266July 15, 2018 5:39 PM

Hangs out with the boys and prefers the company of men socially to that of his wife.

by Anonymousreply 267July 19, 2018 12:22 PM

His group of friends all dresses the same way or they all work out or they all do something that makes them appear similar.

by Anonymousreply 268July 19, 2018 12:23 PM

He's more "do it yourself" than "tell someone to do it one the phone."

by Anonymousreply 269July 19, 2018 12:25 PM

Your husband is gay if he mocks you for wanting sex.

by Anonymousreply 270July 20, 2018 10:26 AM

That’s absolutely NOT true, R270.

And some of us fall asleep after sex because we welcome the darkness.

by Anonymousreply 271July 20, 2018 7:18 PM

His shit-eating grin includes literal shit.

by Anonymousreply 272July 20, 2018 9:18 PM

(R271) So what is the "state of mind" while a gay man have sex with a woman ? Is it a "torture" and is he thinking about men during the sexual act ????

By the way, does anyone can tell me if it's a "Lavender marriage" when the man (rumoured he is gay) and his wife, have two children through surrogacy ?

by Anonymousreply 273July 21, 2018 9:33 AM

(R273) and how can a marriage work with that kind of "imbroglio" !!!!!!??????????????????????

by Anonymousreply 274July 29, 2018 2:58 PM

11) asking other men to insert and reciprocate their erect penis into his anus

by Anonymousreply 275July 29, 2018 3:05 PM

Total hypothetical, but if my husband constantly hums the theme to Brigadoon and quotes "Mildred Pierce," would those be red flags? Just curious, of course. Again, total hypothetical.

by Anonymousreply 276July 29, 2018 3:06 PM

If you need these signs to spell out that your husbo is gay, you need to check yourself in to a mafuckin shrink. Christ.

by Anonymousreply 277July 29, 2018 3:11 PM

If Tim Tebow and Taylor Lautner ever get married.....someone should send this link to their wives

by Anonymousreply 278July 29, 2018 3:13 PM

(R271) If the rumour says that he is gay.....well, having children through surrogacy seems very weird and I suppose it can be called a "lavender marriage".

by Anonymousreply 279July 29, 2018 3:19 PM

Love it, R2!

by Anonymousreply 280July 29, 2018 3:29 PM

He wants to live in California, especially in West Hollywood.....

by Anonymousreply 281July 29, 2018 8:53 PM

He goes to the gym every night and on weekends but he hasn't lost any weight or gained any muscle.

by Anonymousreply 282July 29, 2018 9:45 PM

r282, what if my husband likes to go to the gym at 4am?

by Anonymousreply 283July 30, 2018 4:00 AM

His name is Aaron Schock.

by Anonymousreply 284July 30, 2018 4:17 AM

[quote]If Tim Tebow and Taylor Lautner ever get married

To each other?

by Anonymousreply 285September 8, 2018 4:33 AM

If he looks like this:

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by Anonymousreply 286September 8, 2018 4:42 AM

He takes you to the next Merrily We Roll Along revival. And compares it to the original. Negatively.

by Anonymousreply 287September 8, 2018 4:47 AM

If you even have to question it, he’s gay.

by Anonymousreply 288September 8, 2018 4:55 AM

My brother in law insisted he go with my sister the choose the pattern for the dinner service.

Everybody thought it very odd.

by Anonymousreply 289September 8, 2018 4:58 AM

If your husband/partner is very upset about "outing" gay people, it's a weird sign....

by Anonymousreply 290September 9, 2018 10:17 AM

He thinks your Tuna Noodle Casserole is gross

by Anonymousreply 291March 2, 2019 9:04 PM

He worries about how his ass looks

by Anonymousreply 292March 2, 2019 9:08 PM

His name is Steele Johnson or he was a diver at Indiana University

by Anonymousreply 293March 2, 2019 10:18 PM

Why do straights have same sex encounters? Would you believe the 6 reasons from Psychology Today?

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by Anonymousreply 294March 2, 2019 10:46 PM

OP: Did Ryan Seacrest's recent ex-girlfriend give you that list?

by Anonymousreply 295March 3, 2019 12:37 AM

Is named Timothy Tebow

by Anonymousreply 296March 3, 2019 2:15 AM
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