Love to see it.
I am not that big on Kevin Hart but there have been a few good jokes by other people.
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Love to see it.
I am not that big on Kevin Hart but there have been a few good jokes by other people.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 10, 2024 6:44 AM |
Brady did not like getting teased about giving Robert Kraft a massage. hahahaaa
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 6, 2024 6:32 AM |
Gronk got roasted too, pretty funny and at least he has a good sense of humor about it
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 6, 2024 6:33 AM |
I didnt hear any boo-ing
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 6, 2024 6:34 AM |
r3 did you keep listening?
Here she is getting roasted
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 6, 2024 6:39 AM |
Aaron Hernandez even got roasted a few times (deservedly)
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 6, 2024 6:45 AM |
Affleck should have stayed home, looks like he had some face work done and he looked like an angry idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 6, 2024 6:47 AM |
This cunt is fading so quickly now.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 6, 2024 7:45 AM |
Good!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 6, 2024 7:51 AM |
Surprised Tom Brady dared to joke about Taylor Swift. I am sure most everyone (including Kelce's best bud Mahomes) doesn't like the Swift effect on football but nobody dares say anything because her fans are rabid.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 6, 2024 7:56 AM |
Affleck fucked up. I heard him on talk shows claiming he just has resting bitch face, defending himself because people have said he looks unhappy with J-Lo. But tonight he really did sound like a miserable S.O.B.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 6, 2024 7:59 AM |
Not one celebrity mentioned above is worth giving a shit about.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 6, 2024 8:04 AM |
The show is scripted. Next.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 6, 2024 9:19 AM |
r14 I don't even watch sports and I know who Gronk is.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 6, 2024 11:09 AM |
I'm no Kim fan but I thought R4 is too rude.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 6, 2024 11:24 AM |
From the Wikipedia link above:
[Quote] Regarded as one of the greatest tight ends of all time…
Now I’m interested.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 6, 2024 11:25 AM |
Give Ben a frickin break. How would you feel if your mommy-wife wouldn't let you get wasted and snort coke off of the ass cracks of hookers, like the other guys were getting to do? You'd be surly and depressed too!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 6, 2024 11:35 AM |
r18 it was mean but that's how those roasts have always been. I have no pity for her, she and her family have helped to lower the standards of polite society.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 6, 2024 11:37 AM |
The best was Ann Coulter’s takedown at the Rob Lowe roast. If you’re ever feeling depressed, just watch that. Kim K is low hanging fruit. But Coulter was divine.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 6, 2024 11:43 AM |
Kim looks like a Latina Tori Spelling.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 6, 2024 11:45 AM |
The whale vagina joke series just wasn’t that funny. If you are going to tell a misogynist joke (and a joke about a stretched out vagina is not equivalent to a joke about a man having a lot of sex) then it needs to be really hysterical. Your vagina is big! You like black guys! Not very funny, seemed a little off topic.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 6, 2024 11:49 AM |
Lisa Lampanelli used up all the white girl / black guy jokes decades ago.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 6, 2024 12:05 PM |
R18 Why? She fucks men on camera so people will talk about her.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 6, 2024 12:07 PM |
Susie Essman is a killer roaster…
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 6, 2024 12:33 PM |
Tom Brady looks like an elderly lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 6, 2024 12:37 PM |
[quote]The best was Ann Coulter’s takedown at the Rob Lowe roast. If you’re ever feeling depressed, just watch that.
I WAS depressed. Now, I'm not.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 6, 2024 3:00 PM |
Call me when she gets linched.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 6, 2024 3:37 PM |
That was bizarre and she totally deserved it.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 6, 2024 3:53 PM |
[quote] Lisa Lampanelli used up all the white girl / black guy jokes decades ago.
She thought that just because she dated black guys that she could be like Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle and have the same license they had.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 6, 2024 4:17 PM |
[quote]This cunt is fading so quickly now.
Her hideous daughter is being groomed to replace her.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 6, 2024 5:44 PM |
What is the fascination with the Kartrashian family? What are they anyway, gypsies or Persians? They're so gnarly.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 6, 2024 6:50 PM |
Armenian.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 6, 2024 6:53 PM |
I knew the Swifties would go after Tom for his little joke, they are all over his Instagram. Yikes
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 6, 2024 7:15 PM |
Jeff Ross's infamous Bea Arthur joke. Ross said that he went to Arthur's one woman show to apologize and when he got to her, she said quickly, "you nailed me, you prick!".
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 6, 2024 7:20 PM |
I hope this means the tide of public opinion is turning on her/them. I would love to see them all broke and doing reverse mortgage ads in a few years.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 6, 2024 7:30 PM |
Jeff Ross is ugly as sin but he is funny.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 6, 2024 7:41 PM |
The gaggle was most concerned about Gisele being attacked. Aw, poor multi- millionaire. At least Sunny wasn't being racist.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 6, 2024 8:50 PM |
R19 It's him and Kelce. Gronk had the most dominant peak ever, Kelce will likely end with the greatest career stats ever.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 6, 2024 9:35 PM |
I hope people pooped on her head.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 6, 2024 10:06 PM |
The roast was so fucking long and lame. Gay jokes about Brady - how edgy and fun.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 6, 2024 11:38 PM |
I don't follow the Kardashians. What connection does Kim have to Tom? Or is this a "roast" where "famous people" just show up regardless of personal connections?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 6, 2024 11:46 PM |
Chelsea Handler was there too, R45, so it was more of a way to set up those whacky, knee-slapping chicks-who-like-black-dicks jokes.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 6, 2024 11:59 PM |
That roasting of Ann at r30 was fucking divine.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 7, 2024 12:27 PM |
I thought DL would appreciate the talk of how big Aaron Hernandez's d*ck was
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 8, 2024 11:45 PM |
I read that Netflix edited out the boos. I watched after the live event was over and the boos were still there, so must be something done after the video had already been up. Mama Kris must have been making calls.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 9, 2024 12:06 AM |
Hey, we tried.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 9, 2024 12:29 AM |
[quote] Surprised Tom Brady dared to joke about Taylor Swift. I am sure most everyone (including Kelce's best bud Mahomes) doesn't like the Swift effect on football but nobody dares
After selling 5 variant vinyls with individual extra tracks before releasing them all to streaming in an anthology, then in her new album revealing that the one that got away is Matty Healy, many aside from her most devotedly parasocial fans have have soured on her just a little.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 9, 2024 12:43 AM |
If all of dL was in the audience it first would have been boo's followed by an exuberant round of hissing.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 9, 2024 2:44 AM |
No vicious slapping R53?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 9, 2024 3:02 AM |
Why was she there in the first place?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 9, 2024 3:15 AM |
Everybody's got to be somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 9, 2024 1:59 PM |
r54 r54 or a nice grease fire
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