Nikki Glaser was amazing at the Tom Brady Roast

Agreed.

Also surprisingly good: Drew Bledsoe and Tony Hinchcliffe.

Gronk's set was ... something to see.

Where can I see this?

It's on Netflix. Brady is taking the podium now.

Worth watching from the beginning.

I want to see the spit-roast.

All of Twitter is convinced: a) Ben Affleck had bad face work; b) Ben Affleck was on coke; c) Ben Affleck didn't know what a roast speech should be like; and d) Ben Affleck was the worst roaster of all time.

When he was done, Jeff Ross quipped, "The first time anyone ever wished Netflix had commercials."

Yes, Affleck was bad but not as bad as that time they had The Situation roast

Sam Jay was also a highlight.

Damn, Nikki was hilarious. I’m going to watch the rest tomorrow.

I know he is an idiot, but I want just one night with Gronk. I like ‘em big and stupid.

Meh. Diet Amy Schumer.

Gronk should have been asked to add 2 + 2 or describe how to use a pen, and his set would have been hilarious, if only for the wrong reasons. He is stupid beyond belief.

Nikki Glaser is always hilarious on the various roasts.

Nikki is a second rate comedienne. She's basically Amy Schumer wirh anorexia.

They have writers, dear.

They write their own jokes.

She's hilarious on the roasts. So was Amy Schumer back when she did them, and I'm not really a fan.

Ben Affleck seemed "off."

R14

Was he spit roasting his sonfriend ?

Roasts are my absolutely favorite.

Just watched Bledsoe and he was pretty good!

Jeff Ross had some great one lines. (Poor Gronk. He thinks his last name is Owski.)

What was Drew Bledsoe on? Constant lip smacking and rubbing his nose.

Did the Gronk wear his goh too shoez?

That was a LONG fucking roast. I couldn't stand the athletes. They mostly were terrible. Though Edelman was pretty good.

Some of the comics were just brutal. That podcaster guy (who I've never heard of) just killed toward the end.

[quote] They write their own jokes.

No, they do not. They went through this on Howard Stern. Robin took part, as did Joan Rivers and other comedians. Others wrote jokes for them.

[quote] was Amy Schumer back when she did them, and I'm not really a fan.

Amy Schumer steals all her material.

Gronk on Cryptocurrency : “Me know that not real money”

That was pretty funny.

[r8] GRONK.... yah I just want to get him in bed. I'm sure he knows what to do. Woof.

Yeah, she's hysterical. Made fun of Aaron Hernandez's suicide. A barrel of laughs, although, several other assholes did the same thing.

[quote]Glaser, 39, quipped about Hernandez's death during her segment. "Give it up for zero-time Super Bowl champion Randy Moss! Why don’t you have a ring? What the hell, man, you’re one of the best ever. Drew Bledsoe has a ring. Aaron Hernandez had a ring...around his neck."

r27 he was a fucking murderer.

OMG, R27! You're saying someone at a roast was MEAN??

Oh, the humanity.

She was fucking brutal on the Alec Baldwin roast, linked above.

Tom Brady’s a cunt.

I haven’t watched the rest of it, and I know nothing about football, but I really thought Bledsoe was funny.

It was twice as long as it needed to be, and half as funny. And all the football players could manage were a bunch of gay jokes, hardee har har.

What a vulgar cunt!

Sounds like a harpy.

Newby Tom Brady/R34, you don’t need to type ‘anonymous’ in lower case; it defaults to it with a capital A.

Omg Gronk looked lost the entire time. He looked confused most of the time.

Drew Bledsoe was high as a kite.

They really did edit out the boos for Kim K.

Gronk was shitfaced.

Gronk wasn’t drunk at all. I just finished watching. That is how he always is. Watch interviews with him.

Quit lying.

The Aaron Hernandez jokes were all bold but cruel.

Her new Max stand up special is hilarious.

Agreed, R40.

I wonder if she'll replace Amy Shumer as the hot, blonde, sex obsessed whore, who isn't really hot, blonde or a sex obsessed whore?

The best burn for me was "Bert, I love you, you know I'm such a fan of your joke."

WTF, she’s still milking this roast? It’s going on two weeks.

Time to move onto the next worthless pop culture distraction.

She was vicious at the Alec Baldwin Roast, it was hilarious.

They have writers. She didn’t write the material.

She writes her own material. Amy Schumer is the joke thief.

R13 If I'm not mistaken the writers are the comedians themselves, they write the jokes for the other roasters who typically aren't into you know comedy.

Whatever happened to Jeff Ross? Does anybody remember him? I guess he's officially gotten too old for these roasts, he used to be at every single one. I'm surprised he wasn't the host.