Celebrities with absolutely zero sense of humor about themselves

Babs

Zayn Malik

Madonna [italic]thinks[/italic] she has a sense of humor about herself, but she doesn't at all.

JLO.

Madonna, Angelina, JLo,

Sara Ramirez-insufferable non-binary cunt

Linda Hunt

Ellen

Oprah

Rosie

Miss Faye Dunaway

Caitlyn Jenner

I think JLo does actually. She did that movie with Jane Fonda and didn’t mind looking ridiculous in some scenes. You can’t allow yourself to be the butt of a joke if you don’t have at least some degree of ability to laugh at yourself.

Tom Cruise.

Extreme narcissists rarely have senses of humor about themselves, it should be noted.

I'm surprised at the age group of celebs mentioned...or maybe all the last few generations, the so called Snow Flakes, just all have no sense of humour about themselves or anything.

Meghan Markle

Christian Bale

TRUMP

Tom Cruise, Emma Stone

ditto for Markle

Taylor Swift

Taylor couldn’t even laugh over a small joke and the comedian pretty much apologized over it.

R11. More recently, JLo was actually pretty funny in those Dunkin Donuts commercials.

More proof Taylor Swift has no sense of humor. Female comedians are sexist!!!

Madonna has no sense of humor but she has enough humor to dish it back. Best example was the Steven Tyler incident.

Denzel Washington.

Surely Beyonce wins this

Obviously not me!!

AnnE Hathaway

If Sean Penn ran away, he'd never have the strength... to go very far.

Mickey Rourke

Ben fucking Affleck.

VIOLA DAVIS.

Jerry Seinfeld

Will and Jada

R8 But Ellen made fun of herself all the time. Kate whatshername from SNL would come on the show dressed as Ellen and act like her and Ellen was laughing hard.

JK Rowling

[quote] Best example was the Steven Tyler incident.

What was that?

I’m on the fence about Tom Cruise. The “Show me the moneyyy!” scene required some degree of humility.

Emma Stone can absolutely laugh at herself.

Rose McGowan

Madonna

I agree Emma Stone can laugh at herself, as she showed when she did her (bad) Roseanne Rosannadanna imitation on an SNL anniversary special.

And I also agree Ellen Degeneres, for all her other faults, can laugh at herself, as this very funny ad for Cover Girl from back in the day shows.

Faye Dunaway and her voicemail tirade own this thread.

R30- AKA

A Bottom with a SCRAWNY ass

Jada couldn't even take my GI Jane 2 joke.

[quote]Christian Bale

He used to have one back in the day. I recall him grinning at the camera and yelling "I suck corporate cock!" on the Late Late Show.

Bale is an epic tool.

I can't think of a more humorless and mean guy than Klaus Kinski

R40 Or how she wasn’t able to laugh about her and Beatty screwing up the Oscar win.

Faye has really bad denture hiss in that clip R46.

Reese "Don't you know who I am" Witherspoon

Kanye - although he should. We all are laughing WITH you, Kanye. *wink*

Kanye is a good one.

Barbra Streisand

Any celebrity Scientologist.

Some members of the SNL gang are guilty.

Chevy Chase, Victoria Jackson, Dennis Miller, Jimmy Fallon, Amy Poehler. .

Jon Lovitz is kind of a miserable guy but he beat the crap out of Andy Dick so he’s ok in my book.

Christopher fucking Nolan

DL Hughley

James Corden is in the top 10.

It seems with some of these people are confusing "Celebrities with absolutely zero sense of humor about themselves" with "Celebrities I personally dislike intensely."

GAYle King

Viola Davis

Oprah. Especially if you impersonated her.

Melania

I really don't care, do U?

Billy Corgan

Well, a guy who owns a pro wrestling franchise probably has SOME sense of humor.

Lady Gaga

Billy Porter

Spike Lee (I’m guessing)

[quote]Oprah. Especially if you impersonated her.

I assume she must have some, as Debra Wilson is still alive. Oprah has "and make it look like an accident" money.

E621 Vince McMahon?

R52 - Jon Lovitz actually confronted Andy three times, the last one resulting on JL bashing AD's head on a bar.

Jon is awesome as far as I'm concerned! And? I love it when he sings 'It's Lady's Night."

Billy Corgan owns a wrestling company!

Annie Lennox

Michael Stipe

Natalie Merchant

Russell Crowe and Thomas Gibson come to mind. Julie Chen PRETENDS she has a sense of humor about herself, but she is about as humorless as you get.

Kendrick Lamar

R68 Jon was so heartbroken by Phil Hartman’s death. Actually we should all bash Andy Dick’s head into a bar…because I’m sure he has no sense of humor about himself.

Maya Rudolph and Tim Meadows impersonated Oprah on SNL. I'm guessing she confronted them.

Add Tom Brady.

I thought maybe under the perfect football player image, there would be a personality or sense of humor there. No.

Shaq. NBA fans are fed up with his bullshit. I'm surprised he hasn't been cancelled for his many known incidents of extreme bullying - such as dumping a bucket of feces on another player - and sexual assault of teammates. All he does is whine and bitch about how he isn't liked enough, how he isn't praised enough, how he's better than everyone else, and he is so sensitive and pissy if he is criticized in the slightest.

This ^

Daniel Day-Lewis, Jonathan Majors, Judy Davis (whose work I generally love, regardless), Jeremy Strong.

Anyone who didn't show up to accept their Razzie Award.

Sandra Bullock and Halle Berry on the other hand showed up to accept their Razzie Awards, so they are on the "have a sense of humor list".