There once was a puppy named Cricket
Who frolicked with birds in a thicket
She's dead (say my sources)
With a he-goat, three horses
And Kristi Noem's shot at the ticket
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There once was a puppy named Cricket
Who frolicked with birds in a thicket
She's dead (say my sources)
With a he-goat, three horses
And Kristi Noem's shot at the ticket
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 12, 2024 1:47 PM |
A lovely young lady named Hicks
Testified about turning some tricks
Her behavior in court
Was precisely the sort
To have Trump up all night shitting bricks
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 6, 2024 5:26 AM |
An ominous series of raps
Under the National Cathedral's grand apse
Caused some there to falter
Or hide near the alter
And others to scream and collapse
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 6, 2024 5:46 AM |
[quote] Or hide near the alter
Oh, dear.
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