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Let's be straight relationships!

I am withholding sex as punishment.

I am child support.

by Anonymousreply 5May 6, 2024 6:59 PM

I'm the frau with my friends at the lake for a girls weekend sipping cheap Merlot from my tumbler emblazoned with the words, "Mama Bear." Meanwhile, my husband is at home, fucking the babysitter on the couch, right under the "Live, Laugh, Love" sign I bought at Hobby Lobby during a Christmas sale.

by Anonymousreply 1May 6, 2024 4:52 PM

I'm the in-laws from hell.

by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2024 5:01 PM

I'm the Grindr discreet icon

by Anonymousreply 3May 6, 2024 5:05 PM

I'm the anal sex on his birthday

by Anonymousreply 4May 6, 2024 5:05 PM

I'm the act that was supposed to be a secret between the couple but was blurted out by a husband trying to impress his bros.

by Anonymousreply 5May 6, 2024 6:59 PM
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