Andrew Giuliani says Anderson Cooper didn't flush his sh!t in the courthouse bathroom !
Andrew Giuliani is circling the drain… literally.
Rudy’s wayward son, who enjoyed a plush nepo baby job in the Trump White House and got embarrassed when running for New York governor, inspected Anderson Cooper‘s bathroom behavior Friday.
And the story only gets worse from there.
Standing behind Cooper in line at the courthouse men’s room, Giuliani presumably entered the stall following the CNN anchor.
Then he… flushed the toilet for him???
Ewwwww. Is a career as a bathroom attendant in the works, perhaps? 🧐
“I just went to use the men’s room in the courthouse and Anderson Cooper was in front of me,” posted Giuliani. “He did NOT FLUSH! I had to flush for him. No common decency from these fake news ANIMALS!”
And apparently, no privacy from Andrew Giuliani! Many on social media pointed out the strangeness of examining Cooper’s bodily waste and then reporting to the world about it.
Banned from participating in-person at a Republican gubernatorial debate over his refusal to show proof of vaccination, Giuliani lost the 2022 primary to Lee Zeldin by more than 20 points. The last time he was in the news, he was turning to Trump for money after his father was indicted. The former New York City mayor is facing a maximum prison sentence of 20 years for his efforts to overturn Georgia’s 2020 election results.
Trump is also indicted in that case, and refuses to help cover Rudy’s legal fees… or even pay him for his work. Giuliani says the ex-president’s campaign still owes him $2 million in unpaid legal fees.
Facing a $148 million defamation verdict over his smearing of two Georgia election workers, Giuliani declared bankruptcy last December. But he’s apparently still blowing through cash.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 69 | May 7, 2024 5:31 AM
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He’s my son! He’s my cousin! He’s my son and my cousin!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 4, 2024 4:02 PM
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Did Andrew take a good look at Cooper's dick ? Can he give us a description of it - length, girth, and public bush ? I don't care about his dukies floating around in the toilet. Did he leave any pubic hairs behind on the seat ?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 4, 2024 4:06 PM
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Is there only one commode? Does Trump go back to Trump Tower to take a shit?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 4, 2024 4:13 PM
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He wasn’t looking in the toilet he was looking in the mirror.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 4, 2024 4:17 PM
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Not the own you think it is, Andrew.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 4, 2024 4:24 PM
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Anderson is a Republican.
Not our battle.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 4, 2024 5:38 PM
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Imagine peaking in life here.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 8 | May 4, 2024 6:37 PM
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It's now obvious Trump has been behind the scenes begging his supporters to sit behind him and catcall and clap. But his devoted son Eric and Ghouliani, Jr. are the only ones to have taken the bait (methinks Turd will not forget this in his last will & testament).
Perhaps Ghoulardo, Jr. knows his own inheritance from daddy is gone- so he's hoping for a job in the new Trump administration?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 4, 2024 6:56 PM
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Andrew looks a lot like Eric and the rest of the Trumps, which begs the question - who's his daddy ?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 4, 2024 7:01 PM
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Most public toilets are auto-flush, so I'm not buying this.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 4, 2024 7:02 PM
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He would say that. He's Rudy's son, so no way to know if it's true...but it says a lot about him that he is obsessing about shit.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 4, 2024 7:03 PM
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Coopy was just saving water.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 4, 2024 7:14 PM
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I'm having a hard time believing that Anderson Cooper took a dump in a public loo, much less in the decidedly non-luxe Lower Manhattan court house. In fact, I find it hard to believe that AC takes dumps at all. Bowel movements and all fecal matters are inconsistent with his public image of an uptight, perfectionist, know-it-all albino of privilege. I bet he never even went near his sons' dirty diapers, leaving that task for the nannies to tend.
0 / 10, Andrew G.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 4, 2024 7:37 PM
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Has Trump ever used a public toilet?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 4, 2024 7:39 PM
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It was a urinal, OP
You have urinals in Russia, right?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 4, 2024 7:57 PM
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This information is coming from a totally reliable narrator.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 4, 2024 7:59 PM
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He doesn't say Anderson took a shit. Sounds like urine. I'm sure he would have said if it was feces.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 4, 2024 8:01 PM
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R11 has never been in 100 Centre Street, have you?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 4, 2024 8:09 PM
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[quote]Can he give us a description of it - length, girth, and public bush
It’s a five-eighths private bush.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 4, 2024 8:12 PM
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He just took a quick pee and was saving water.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 4, 2024 8:18 PM
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Finally a job for little Andrew, Poop Inspector
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 24 | May 4, 2024 8:18 PM
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Andrew's always been such a reserved and classy individual.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | May 4, 2024 8:27 PM
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^ You just know as a kid he threatened all the other kids with, "If you're not nice to me my dad will put you in jail"
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 4, 2024 8:35 PM
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No, R26.
It's more like, "Do you know who I am??!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 4, 2024 8:36 PM
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So widdle Andrew had no choice but to “take care of it” himself. 😋💩
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 4, 2024 8:45 PM
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It doesn't say anything about shit, OP. As stated upthread, Anderson isn't likely to take a dump in a public restroom.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 4, 2024 8:49 PM
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R21 waterfront property or obstructed view?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 4, 2024 9:07 PM
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If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown flush it down.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 4, 2024 9:08 PM
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Please tell me Andrew hasn’t reproduced.
I’d google it, but I just had lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 4, 2024 9:10 PM
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He sho is fug. A male MTG. Simian.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 4, 2024 9:16 PM
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If he didn't complain about the smell it was probably a bit of piss... that some people would have been happy to drink.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 4, 2024 9:44 PM
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Republicans are getting more and more disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 4, 2024 9:47 PM
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Vanderbilts have people to flush for them.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 4, 2024 9:52 PM
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The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree. Are we shocked that Rudy’s son is a piece of garbage?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 4, 2024 9:59 PM
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^ That's a pretty low bar
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 4, 2024 10:16 PM
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Yellow is mellow, brown goes down.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 4, 2024 10:31 PM
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R29 It said 'bodily waste' which is most commonly a polite way to say 'shit'.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 5, 2024 3:16 PM
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[quote]It said 'bodily waste' which is most commonly a polite way to say 'shit'.
But Giuliani didn't use the term, r42.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 5, 2024 3:22 PM
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@r15, "I'm having a hard time believing that Anderson Cooper took a dump in a public loo"
Yeah, Anderson is way to classy for that... Except when he's coked out and we run a train on him out on Fire Island
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 5, 2024 3:30 PM
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R34, “a male MTG” is redundant.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 5, 2024 3:32 PM
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I don't believe any of this nonsense, what a shitty thing to say.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 5, 2024 3:34 PM
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R33, he has reproduced. He has a daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 5, 2024 3:34 PM
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Anderson Cooper could take a shit in the sink and he'd still be more likable than this guy.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 6, 2024 11:10 AM
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This is all part of the new Republican motto of “real men wear diapers” PR rollout.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 6, 2024 12:01 PM
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Andrew was seeing his reflection in a clean toilet bowl.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 6, 2024 12:05 PM
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These MAGA apologists and relatives are ghouls. You cannot make this guy up.
Is this Donna Hanover’s son? Imagine how she feels about her X and their kid.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 6, 2024 12:21 PM
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Andy: “I should not have to share my personal medical information, but my mom was a Vanderbilt and I happen to suffer an old Vanderbilt malady - poop shyness. When I noticed Mr. Giuliani leering at me through the partition gap, my sphincter locked and I had to find a private toilet immediately. I did, however, wash my hands before exiting.”
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 6, 2024 3:53 PM
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I don't believe Anderson would use a filthy courthouse toilet.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 6, 2024 3:58 PM
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Andrew didn’t flush it. He ate it.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 6, 2024 4:01 PM
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Anderson should just reply, "that's what people like you are for, doll".
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 6, 2024 4:25 PM
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Anderson thought he'd just had a miscarriage..
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 6, 2024 9:12 PM
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Andrew, I love these kinds of stories. Call me!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 6, 2024 9:20 PM
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Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen time their shits together just like their periods.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 6, 2024 9:37 PM
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For those who 'can't believe Anderson Cooper would use a public toilet to take a shit' - remember, he probably papered the seat with toilet paper. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 6, 2024 10:19 PM
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R61 Toilets are in stalls, not urinals. It says Andrew went into the stall that Anderson left.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 6, 2024 10:37 PM
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I would have taken a picture.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 6, 2024 10:48 PM
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[quote] I just went to use the men’s room in the courthouse and Anderson Cooper was in front of me
“In front of me” = a urinal. You don’t say someone who went into a stall and closed the door is “in front of you.”
One person asked, "Why are you staring at another man at a urinal?" while another said, "Rudy's boy-wonder went to the Trump trial to give us all a play-by-play of the action around the urinals???”
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 6, 2024 11:53 PM
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R64 :
"Standing behind Cooper in line at the courthouse men’s room, Giuliani presumably entered the stall following the CNN anchor.
Then he… flushed the toilet for him???"
Key words: stall and toilet.
"In front of me" = Cooper entered the rest room with Giuliani trailing behind him. Cooper was 'in front of him' and therefore used the stall first.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 7, 2024 12:23 AM
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[quote] Giuliani presumably entered the stall following the CNN anchor.
“PRESUMABLY”. ..meaning “we don’t know, but we’re going to guess anyway.”
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 7, 2024 3:41 AM
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I bet Andrew lurks on DL as a scat troll.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 7, 2024 3:46 AM
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R25, that little shit imitating his father reminded me of this…
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 68 | May 7, 2024 4:40 AM
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“Right in front of my salad!”
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 7, 2024 5:31 AM
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