Mine is. Everyone says so.
Is/was your dad hot?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 12, 2024 5:12 AM |
Mine is not. Well, if you go for a guy who looks like a cross between Bruce Dern and Charles Martin Smith, maybe.
My mom was the beauty of the family but she loved nerdy guys.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 3, 2024 8:58 PM |
Gorgeous but had a tiny dick.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 3, 2024 8:59 PM |
He was good looking enough I guess. Luckily I'm much more handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 3, 2024 9:07 PM |
OP = Deacon Phillippe
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 3, 2024 9:10 PM |
Dear Penthouse Forum ...
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 3, 2024 9:11 PM |
Voted Most Handsome in his high school (1931), so yeah.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 3, 2024 9:13 PM |
This does seem a bit inappropriate, OP. Unless your name’s Elektra.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 3, 2024 9:14 PM |
R6, if your dad was in high school in 1931, then his old are you??
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 3, 2024 10:24 PM |
^^ Born in '55; he was 42.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 3, 2024 11:49 PM |
My Dad was a handsome man. More importantly...he had a kind heart, was intelligent, was interesting, and was interested in you.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 4, 2024 12:09 AM |
He was bald at an early age but tall and and distinguished and I would say fairly handsome. A strong brow. Sean Connery type without the stache.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 4, 2024 12:12 AM |
My dad looked like a cross between Ed Asner and that guy Wojo from Barney Miller. Add some Vic Tayback.
And I'm attracted to hairy men. Both my brothers have married women a lot like our mother.
My two sisters have been in multiple relationships so not sure if they count.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 4, 2024 12:54 AM |
My dad was a hung, blond Tom Selleck. He rode a motorcycle, drove a Corvette, and flew his own plane. He was a philanderer of legendary proportions, and always juggled several women at a time.
I have never taken one of those DNA tests because I am not interested at all in finding out really how far and wide he spread his seed.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 4, 2024 1:06 AM |
He was hot up until about 35. Then he lost his hair and gained a belly. He was not happy about losing admirers so he began his mornings jogging in place in his bedroom. I remember the floor shaking in my room.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 4, 2024 1:08 AM |
Yes quite handsome
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 4, 2024 1:13 AM |
Not hot. But very handsome. I saved a baby photo of him. He was almost pretty as a young boy.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 4, 2024 1:14 AM |
Go to bed, Mackenzie.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 4, 2024 1:33 AM |
Do we have a Dear Penthouse troll here on DL?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 4, 2024 6:06 AM |
Half Sicilian and built like a brickhouse. I didn’t get his height but I got the complexion and something else.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 4, 2024 6:21 AM |
^his irritable bowel syndrome?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 4, 2024 6:24 AM |
He was when they cremated him. Sizzling, in fact.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 4, 2024 6:25 AM |
My friends always comment about how hot my dad is. I never used to see it, but I do now. And I can't stop seeing it.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 6, 2024 9:42 PM |
He had his moments when he was younger, he was wiley and rakishly handsome. Then the booze and cigs did him in and he looked like Mr. Magoo.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 6, 2024 9:46 PM |
My dad was just like Don Draper only better looking.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 6, 2024 10:06 PM |
My dad looked like George Peppard, he was an airline pilot so he probably had plenty of stewardess tail.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 6, 2024 10:10 PM |
I don't really get it, but sure. Whatever, I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 6, 2024 10:18 PM |
R24, was your dad hung?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 6, 2024 10:49 PM |
Yes my dad was hot, he stayed in shape unlike me. I inherited my mother's asymmetrical eyes too.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 6, 2024 10:52 PM |
My father was a former model who spent a portion of the 80s looking uncomfortably looking like George Michael. He was considered quite 'hot' and embarrassed me especially as he thought I was so unattractive in comparison (in retrospect, he was alkind of a dick).
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 6, 2024 11:17 PM |
My dad aged ok enough (he was 42 when I was born), and when he was young really was a looker. I got his facial structure and my mom's hair (thick and wavy). I had a good run of general attractiveness from about 35-54 thanks to that face.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 6, 2024 11:22 PM |
Ugh. The idea of this entire thread is gross, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 7, 2024 12:44 AM |
My dick is hard for r12’s dad.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 7, 2024 12:55 AM |
My dad, they say, was quite the catch but instead he caught polio in the early 1950s after marrying my mom. So, a mixed bag there.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 7, 2024 1:05 AM |
Sorry your dad was ugly, R31, but don't take it out on me.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 7, 2024 1:06 AM |
Apparently other people thought so I never saw it. He was a sleazy salesman type
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 7, 2024 1:08 AM |
I guess my dad was hot. He looked a lot like George Brent. Women drooled over him. My mom was pretty too. I only ended up being a 5. It's funny how two really pretty people can produce an average kid.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 7, 2024 1:21 AM |
If you find a strong resemblance to musician/comedian Ray Stevens hot, then yes.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 7, 2024 1:22 AM |
R32, he had a few playgirls and some really raunchy bisexual stuff hidden in his locked filing cabinet.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 7, 2024 1:59 AM |
The little sneak! I never know when he'll be taking videos of me!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 7, 2024 2:03 AM |
My dad was so hot that the state had to lock him up for years and years of back child support payments. I'm sure his fellow prisoners also found him hot which may have had some drawbacks.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 7, 2024 2:40 AM |
Any hung dads? Was it contagious for you too?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 7, 2024 2:41 AM |
I saw my dad naked in the locker room when I was 12, and I thought he was hung like a horse. But now I'm not sure if my adult eyes would think the same.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 7, 2024 2:54 AM |
My dad was a grower, not a show-er.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 7, 2024 3:08 AM |
He's beautiful, R44.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 7, 2024 4:11 AM |
Very very hot r44
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 7, 2024 4:18 AM |
r44 Is a 90s baby.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 7, 2024 4:20 AM |
^I wish I had the balls(no pun intended) to get naked in public.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 7, 2024 5:24 AM |
[quote] He had his moments when he was younger, he was wiley
Wiley Post?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 7, 2024 5:33 AM |
This year my dad is going to have a great Father's Day. I'll make sure of it.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 8, 2024 3:45 PM |
Hi, Deacon, at R53!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 8, 2024 5:26 PM |
totally, he was hung too. but he was a VERY non-functional bipolar. you wouldn't have wanted to fuck him
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 8, 2024 6:15 PM |
R55, he never got on meds that worked?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 8, 2024 8:55 PM |
People always commented on how attractive he was. He was also charming and kind. I’m sure that helped. Because he was my father, of course, I never thought of him in terms of his attractiveness, and as a child, I would sometimes be annoyed by his tendency to flirt, joke, or strike up conversations with strangers. I do resemble him, facially, but I don’t have his charm or personality and sure as hell don’t like people as much as he did. He was one of a kind and I miss him.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 8, 2024 10:20 PM |
Fairly hot but not as doable as my brother, my grandfather or my great uncle.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 8, 2024 10:32 PM |
My parents' friends called my parents Beauty and the Beast. My dad really scored with my Mum. She looked like Jennifer Lake, people said. In later life she looked more like Joanne Woodward, and by then my dad was a totally hairy and bald Vic Tayback type.
But they were so in love to the end.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 8, 2024 10:54 PM |
[quote]yes I am attracted to men like Dad
I'm attracted to my dad.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 9, 2024 5:56 PM |
When my father was very young he was hot. Once he was in his 40's he started looking like a old man, gained weight, farted a lot and snored loud enough to bring the house down. Once he was in his 70's he had settled into old age comfortably and he was "pleasant" looking like a little old man.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 9, 2024 6:19 PM |
My father looked like a combination of Bob Barker and Leslie Nielsen. Women found him handsome and charming. However, in his later years he became gross and started picking his nose and farting in public.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 9, 2024 6:24 PM |
My dad had a young Frank Sinatra vibe. But he was a complete asshole otherwise.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 9, 2024 6:26 PM |
When he was young he looked like Tyrone Power. After age 40 he looked like Raymond Burr!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 9, 2024 6:27 PM |
My dad was handsome and very playful. He looked like Glen Powell. When I was a kid I used to pee with him and try to cross streams. His meatus resembled Mona Lisa’s smile.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 9, 2024 6:29 PM |
r56, nope
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 9, 2024 6:37 PM |
My "non-DNA dad" was considered Hot by many of the women in the East Falls, Roxborough, and South Philly area. God knows he liked women of all shapes, sizes and color. Probably some men too.
My real DNA dad was wealthy& had all his hair, I'm guessing his $$$$ was the most attractive trait. Dickhead told me I look like my mom when I met him at my college graduation.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 9, 2024 7:27 PM |
To R48, my neighbor George was a fighter pilot in the Pacific in WW2. He said all over the Pacific Ocean area fighting against the Japanese, most of the time without uniforms, said it was "too fucking hot and humid"
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 9, 2024 7:48 PM |
Deac always drinks me under the table for Father's Day - I guess the old man just can't keep up!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 9, 2024 9:39 PM |
^^As long as you can keep it up
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 10, 2024 12:04 AM |
R70 Deacon's beacon, more like.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 10, 2024 12:16 AM |
OP.’s dad gets a card on both father’s Day and Valentine’s Day.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 10, 2024 2:10 AM |
He said something about going camping this year - no idea what he's got in mind.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 10, 2024 2:44 AM |
I don't have any memories of him but my mom always told me my dad looked like Frank Sutton (Sergeant Carter) She wouldn't let me see him after his boyfriend called and told her to stay away from his man.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 10, 2024 3:52 AM |
Is there a correlation between having a hot dad or older brother and being gay?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 10, 2024 6:13 PM |
I mean there must be! My older brother was totally hot.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 10, 2024 6:22 PM |
My father was very handsome through his early 30s, looked like Elvis. Alcohol put an end to that. I never thought my brother was hot, still don't. Once he dumped his crazy wife, he's had a series of very beautiful girlfriends even into his 60s. I don't know why. There is nothing attractive about him, inside or out.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 10, 2024 6:27 PM |
Don't tell him, but I'm only bringing one sleeping bag!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 10, 2024 10:47 PM |
Yes, he was. 6', nice body, very handsome face - he looked like a cross between Dean Martin and Andy Griffith - and he had a very large penis - which I inherited, along with a nice trust fund. He was a raging alcoholic, though.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 10, 2024 11:48 PM |
Mine could totally rock a jockstrap.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 11, 2024 12:17 AM |
Girls, let me tell you about his cock!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 11, 2024 1:24 AM |
I must have lived a very sheltered life compared to some of you. I have only one memory of seeing my father's penis. I was 4 or 5 and waiting for him to finish peeing at a urinal and, yes, it seemed very large; then I saw it many times taking care of him during home hospice.
- The Son of the Elvis Look-Alike
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 11, 2024 1:36 AM |
I never saw my father or mother nude. Thank goodness.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 11, 2024 2:01 AM |
Dad loved women and I always thought of him as totally straight, but when I came out not only was he cool with it but he confessed he had a relationship with another guy when he was in his teens and that, gasp, he was the bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 11, 2024 2:20 AM |
Mine was very hot. Needless to say this was a cause of much jealousy between my mother and me.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 11, 2024 2:27 AM |
R63, so was Sinatra
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 11, 2024 4:04 AM |
My dad had Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, AND Playgirl and Viva. And some really nasty low budget bisexual stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 11, 2024 5:05 AM |
I'm loving these stories about hot bi dads. I asked my dad if he still enjoyed sex with women and he said "Oh, HELL no. One dip in the vadge was enough!"
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 11, 2024 4:37 PM |
[quote]And some really nasty low budget bisexual stuff
Was there ever any high quality bi stuff out there? Back in the day I had a couple bi VHS compilations and they were the lowest of low quality.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 11, 2024 4:43 PM |
Bi dads deserve their own thread.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 11, 2024 7:46 PM |
My handsome father was totally heterosexual and totally faithful to my mother. He what’s born in 1930 and didn’t seem to like women much - like if they had opinions or wanted to work.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 11, 2024 8:56 PM |
My dad look like a cross between Prince and Bobby DeBarge in his youth. According to my mom, aunt, grandmother, every older lady I grew up around, he was highly sought after. Do with that what you will.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 12, 2024 5:10 AM |
^ *looked
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 12, 2024 5:12 AM |