I just sucked-off a married daddy on his way to work. Now I'm having a yolk-free omelet. I will wash down my meds with a Bloody Mary and peruse LPSG while I wait for Kelly & Mark to come on.
[quote]Let's be Datalounge Caftans
Let's be?
What have you guys been wearing for the last 20 years?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 2, 2024 12:47 PM |
Nothing that a Mainstays bedsheet and a Sharpie marker can’t fix!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 2, 2024 12:50 PM |
I’m the shear DELIGHT of being worn
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 2, 2024 12:51 PM |
No earrings?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 2, 2024 1:53 PM |
I'm Doublelist- because I'm on a budget.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 2, 2024 4:12 PM |
I’m fancy
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 2, 2024 10:17 PM |
r6 But you were born poor white trash.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 2, 2024 10:36 PM |
Possibly, but my caftan is fancy
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 3, 2024 2:36 AM |
How fancy R8?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 3, 2024 2:39 AM |
Some of you are so provincial. Here's something I just whipped up. Without the belt...it's a caftan.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 3, 2024 2:44 AM |
Delightful for the mind and eye
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 3, 2024 2:55 AM |
r11 He looks like he wanted a toaster.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 3, 2024 3:03 AM |
That’s me arriving in Europe this summer. Will I be welcomed?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 3, 2024 3:03 AM |
Pathetic. But I’d still fuck the guy on the right.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 3, 2024 3:11 AM |
Laugh all you want but I'm comfy and I let your balls breathe.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 3, 2024 3:20 AM |
You haven't seen me recently, but my powers are as strong as ever. All I need to do to convert even the staunchest hetero dudes is a quick whisper in their ear: "YUM." After that it's HOURS of getting pounded under my caftan!!
The OG bitches here know my name.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 3, 2024 3:23 AM |
R4 is correct.
They look half naked.
And that's not a look we need to think about.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 3, 2024 3:25 AM |
FLORAL
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 3, 2024 4:19 AM |
Stealth Three’s Company thread.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 3, 2024 4:48 AM |
Earrings, caftan, present hole?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 4, 2024 10:47 AM |
t'is the season
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 4, 2024 11:07 AM |
Another trans thread?
I get so confused these days it’s hard to keep up.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 4, 2024 11:49 AM |
I admire gay men who have reached the "I no longer give a fuck" stage of their lives.
The Mrs. Roper look is hard to pull off though.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 4, 2024 12:19 PM |
I'm going to dine over some Marie Callender's with mother at the retirement village, watching that new Hillary Swank movie. Then cruise some park restrooms on my way back to the condo.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 4, 2024 3:26 PM |
R19: #Be-caftaned Bozos So White?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 4, 2024 4:18 PM |
Caftans accentuate bulk. Some kind of streamlining is needed.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 4, 2024 10:42 PM |
Even Elizabeth Taylor couldn't pull one off.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 4, 2024 10:57 PM |
[quote]Even Elizabeth Taylor couldn't pull one off.
Yes, she could.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 4, 2024 11:00 PM |
What’s the difference between a caftan and a muumuu?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 4, 2024 11:06 PM |
About 75 lb, R31.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 4, 2024 11:08 PM |
R19 Helen Roper convention?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 4, 2024 11:18 PM |
[quote]What’s the difference between a caftan and a muumuu?
ethnicity
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 4, 2024 11:19 PM |
I thought Datalounge and caftans were synonymous.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 4, 2024 11:21 PM |
Mary me, R32!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 4, 2024 11:33 PM |
Where boys will be girls
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 5, 2024 12:25 PM |
There was a DL meetup and nobody invited me?!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 5, 2024 12:26 PM |
Can one wear a belt with a Caftan? Or does that emphasize girth?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 5, 2024 12:40 PM |
OP spends afternoons making coasters from old caftans and scarf fringe, after he hits the dog park, sucks off a few mutt owners, and heads home for Afternoon Tea and a few episodes of DOOL, before hitting his convo-corner and dials his girlfriends with a pencil.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 5, 2024 12:40 PM |
Yup.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 5, 2024 12:48 PM |
#41 lives in his mom's basement ingesting meth and Cheetos*, and is on Tennessee's Most Wanted list due to his stalking of Jared Kushner.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 5, 2024 1:10 PM |
R40, belts would emphasise girth. They need to have more of an A-line look with a wider hem, even ties at the back just above the waist.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 5, 2024 1:21 PM |
We don’t need caftans anymore. We have athleisure wear
God’s gift to the ample.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 5, 2024 2:53 PM |
how millennial
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 5, 2024 7:03 PM |