Johanna King-Slutzky Fan Thread
I love her. She is an instant DL icon. She is like something “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” made up, except they would have used a puppet. She is like a character Woody Allen forgot to insert into “Everyone Says I Love You” that would have made that movie work. She is the daughter Danny DeVito’s Ongo Gablogian alter ego would have on Always Sunny, that would also be played by Danny DeVito.
I think I want to be her.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 79 | May 6, 2024 8:16 PM
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I wave my magic wand. Poof. You are her.
How does it feel? Say something in King-Slutzky.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 30, 2024 11:50 PM
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She has stated her boundaries!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 30, 2024 11:53 PM
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[quote]She is an instant DL icon.
No she's not.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 30, 2024 11:54 PM
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She wants Hot Pockets! NOW!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 30, 2024 11:55 PM
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From the river to the sea, please send us KFC
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 30, 2024 11:56 PM
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R1 The Brönte sisters established a dialectical challenge to pre-Industrial British romanticism that subverted the tropes of ruling class hegemony and pre-envisioned the postmodern radical feminism of Judy Chicago and Lynda Benglis.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 30, 2024 11:58 PM
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Whoever coined Neiman Marxist was brilliant
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 8 | May 1, 2024 12:03 AM
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This is pure comedy gold!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 1, 2024 12:16 AM
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What? The toilets don't have fresh water every single time you flush?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 1, 2024 12:18 AM
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That clip cut off when it was gonna get good. The reporter said "And the GrubHub" .... so they are ordering GrubHub???
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 1, 2024 12:28 AM
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She really does seem like an SNL character.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 1, 2024 12:31 AM
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I'm sure she's getting a PhD in something useful.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 1, 2024 12:32 AM
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She's something right out of Portlandia.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 1, 2024 12:33 AM
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They're getting food to them by hoisting it up in crates through the windows.
This is the participation trophy, coddled generation in adult form.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 1, 2024 12:50 AM
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She’s Jewish. More Jews for Hitler.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 1, 2024 12:58 AM
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She’s Jewish. More Jews for Hitler nonsense. She should be ashamed of herself.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 1, 2024 12:58 AM
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"We can't have our revolution without Doordash and Grubhub. Like come on you guys this is SO UNFAIR! FREE PALESTINE!"
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 1, 2024 1:00 AM
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Hopefully they're only door dashing to the protest encampment from sustainably-sourced, BIPOC restuarants that stand for justice for Climate Change, Trans rights and Palestine liberation.
Or they're just ordering from Chipotle.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 1, 2024 1:04 AM
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The guy with the bare midriff beside her is an interesting touch.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 1, 2024 1:27 AM
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If she wants to be Angela Davis famous, she gonna need to lose some weight. Nobody likes a dumpy slutsky.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 1, 2024 1:38 AM
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Her page has been scrubbed from Columbia's website. I wonder if she was fired.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 1, 2024 1:39 AM
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Can we be Zionist counter protestor David Kaminsky instead? Here he is spitting in the face of an elderly protestor.
Oh wait, my bad. You all already ARE David Kaminsky.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 26 | May 1, 2024 1:48 AM
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0/10, R26. Johanna is more fun.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 1, 2024 1:51 AM
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I looked to see if she had a Rate My Professor page.
She does not. But I did find Buzz Slutzky, who is a real-life Pat.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | May 1, 2024 1:56 AM
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Wow r28 you're not kidding!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 1, 2024 2:01 AM
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Their Absence IS the Dialectic : Understanding the Subversive Radical Feminism in the Films of Christopher Nolan
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 1, 2024 2:04 AM
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Looking at Buzz Slutsky I'm reminded that Mother Nature can be a real cunt sometimes.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 1, 2024 2:09 AM
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No DL icon would be caught dead wearing those clothes.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 1, 2024 2:09 AM
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I have some sympathy for the cause, but since she's so unbelievably annoying I really hope they hauled her away in zip-ties tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 1, 2024 2:46 AM
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I am waiting for Johanna's interpretative dance commemorating her arrest.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 1, 2024 2:56 AM
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Maybe someone can smuggle Sara’s vagina cap behind the barricade.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 1, 2024 2:59 AM
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So they open the door to get their Jersey Mike's but then close it real quick to keep the bad guys out?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 1, 2024 3:17 AM
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R23 True. No one likes a dumpy slutzky. That much we can all agree on.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 1, 2024 3:19 AM
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Johanna with an "h". They're always like this if they have the "h". Pottery, bad poetry, and "community activism".
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 1, 2024 3:22 AM
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Let’s face it, anyone who gets involved in this thing, regardless of the side, is a nutcase.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 1, 2024 3:24 AM
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R39 sometimes they’re good but they’re just imprisoned by a cruel ward
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 1, 2024 8:46 AM
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These universities are a complete embarrassment. They create people who behave like this.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 1, 2024 8:57 AM
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There’s a rally tonight, does anyone know if King Slutzky is coming?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 1, 2024 9:06 AM
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I love her self-righteous delusion ("no, they haven't actually stopped us from getting food...but we need a COMMITMENT that they won't violently disregard our right (to farm to table vegetables, not that Walmart shit)"), but she gets points off for the lack of visuals. Could she not have had a couple of guys standing behind her in balaclavas or round up a couple of anorexics to highlight the urgency of their requests.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 1, 2024 1:17 PM
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She could make a killing as an ironic social media influencer.
“The new SoHo House isn’t just a membership club. We need a COMMITMENT.”
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 1, 2024 1:26 PM
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Also the demand for water, which I assume means that they don’t drink tap.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 1, 2024 1:27 PM
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Hehe, liberal Jews will protest against their own grandmother rather then be left out of the latest trendy "leftist" movement.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 1, 2024 1:38 PM
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As a retired academic, I have to say—what search committee in their right mind would want her as a colleague on campus?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 1, 2024 4:13 PM
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The name 'Slutzky ' is begging to be taken up by a nice Jewish boy-turned-gay-porn whore.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 1, 2024 4:33 PM
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Now that we’re all giggling about silly things one protestor said, let’s take a look at how Zionos are responding to the protests.
But those protesters, I tells ya, amirite?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 51 | May 1, 2024 4:37 PM
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Those pro-Palestine fuckwits deserved to get an ass whooping from the Jewish counter protesters.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 1, 2024 4:40 PM
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Eh, she's only half Jewish and probably on her father's side. Doubtful she was raised it. Most of these JVP creeps are just kids who recently discovered they had a Jewish great great grandparent one one side and are therefore fortuitously qualified to offer their token Jewry.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 1, 2024 5:00 PM
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Did Johanna spend the night in the Tombs?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 1, 2024 5:01 PM
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She’s got a history of pro-Trump comments on Twitter. She locked down her account. The propaganda is relentless right now.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 1, 2024 8:00 PM
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Why would a self described Marxist support Trump?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 1, 2024 8:13 PM
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Marixism was a colossal failure as a political system.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 1, 2024 8:14 PM
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I suffered more than those protestors 3 or 4 times a year all through my 20’s when I would go a few days on Atkins shakes because I’d put on 5 pounds partying. Where the fuck was MY humanitarian aid? I could have gotten a headache!
Nobody turned off the water to the building, right? WTF is she talking about? What is going to cause death or illness? Skipping lunch?
She is bizarre.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 1, 2024 8:21 PM
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[quote]Nobody turned off the water to the building, right?
You really expected them to drink tap water? TAP WATER? What kind of barbarian are you? They needed cases of Fiji water delivered with their Chipotle and both were denied to them. It's a miracle they survived the entire 48 hour ordeal.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 1, 2024 8:26 PM
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That silly protester!
Meanwhile what’s happening to people who have the nerve to stand on some grass and protest the U.S. funding ethnic cleansing?
Look at how the police treated this highly dangerous elderly professor:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 62 | May 1, 2024 8:34 PM
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They did some really shit planning if they managed to pack up all their ropes, zip ties and chains but didn't bring bottled water and snacks.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 1, 2024 8:36 PM
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What’s happening is the same violence and brutality the Israelis use against the Palestinians is bleeding over into American discourse.
When you fund violent thugs you become violent thugs.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 1, 2024 8:38 PM
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So the message here is;
When people protest ethnic cleansing certain of us are behind, those certain supporters need to go over the protesters with a fine toothed comb, and if a hair is out of place, the protest is invalid and the ethnic cleansing is actually fine.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 1, 2024 8:40 PM
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Oh you can use a wide tooth comb with the entirety of that statement.
(But they paid for the meal plan!)
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 1, 2024 9:50 PM
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can't stand the outfit on that gay behind her
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 1, 2024 10:22 PM
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I wish someone had thought to call ME King Slutzky when I was in college.
I didn't spend my nights with my pants on, calling press conferences and demanding free food, I can tell you that much!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 1, 2024 11:09 PM
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Hey ElderLez @ R66!
Yes, they paid for a Meal Plan; however, they did not pay for ROOM SERVICE.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 2, 2024 1:59 AM
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[quote]Nobody turned off the water to the building, right? WTF is she talking about? What is going to cause death or illness? Skipping lunch?
That's what makes the whole thing so SNL-skit worthy. Because this woman (and her ilk) don't have a clue of what real hardship actually looks like & they'e not being mistreated (I can't imagine the university couldn't have easily shut off the power), they don't really even have the language for it, so they speak in this ridiculous hyperbole. They're such ridiculous poseurs, you can't take seriously anything they say.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 2, 2024 8:53 AM
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The cry bullying is so wild. Without missing a beat, there is a heavy posturing of revolutionary intensity and a cheering on of murderous violence in Israel, and then on a dime, it's all about free speech, and ow, the police hurt my arm, and oh heavens, the won't deliver us any sandwiches.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 2, 2024 9:15 AM
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You couldnt make this shit up, no one would find it believable. Unlike OP, I do NOT want to be her. She is.... unattractive inside and out. And her looks are not helped by the fascist rag she's wearing ditto for the guy behind her (who could be attractive if he wasnt the person he evidently is)
R36 who is that? They are not conventionally attractive either, but at least they appear not to be supporting neonazi terrorists
Ditto Buzz Slutsky at R28 whose gender I am also completely unable to ascertain. But they may actually be a decent person though
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 2, 2024 9:30 AM
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It’s already May, I wonder if she has the staying power to be the big Halloween costume of 2024. The nerdy light-colored denim jacket and glasses combined with the keffiyeh (it’s a costume that’s someone wearing a costume!) really invite it.
Trick or humanitarian aid!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 2, 2024 11:07 AM
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In case you were wondering who the bellybutton twat standing side by side Comrade Johanna was:
Bellybutton Jihadi has a name. Meet Cameron Jones of Columbia University. He began the year agitating for the school to divest from fossil fuels. Then he switched to agitating for the elimination of Israel. Bellybutton always at the center. He wouldn't survive 8 seconds in Gaza.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 78 | May 5, 2024 10:42 PM
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Social media sleuths found past posts of hers were PRO-TRUMP
She's locked everything down now but the sleuths info is out there.
She's a complicated gal!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 79 | May 6, 2024 8:16 PM
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