Those lips.
Absolutely hideous. Oh, Gavin - you could have had me instead!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 30, 2024 12:02 AM |
THE BEST IS YET TO COME!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 30, 2024 12:25 AM |
Is she transitioning into a lizard person?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 30, 2024 12:39 AM |
She doesn’t even look human. She’s morphing into another species but I’m not sure what.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 30, 2024 12:51 AM |
Op, stop insulting men. She is nothing like us. R3 and R4 are correct.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 30, 2024 1:03 AM |
Peg Powler
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 30, 2024 1:04 AM |
She looks like Jackie Stallone.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 30, 2024 1:04 AM |
Wayland Flowers is dead, but Madame lives!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 30, 2024 1:05 AM |
She puts a week’s worth of make up on in one go.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 30, 2024 1:06 AM |
In that photo she makes Teresa Giudice look like Christy Turlington
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 30, 2024 1:20 AM |
I wonder if the Trumps treat her like shit when they're getting together for family events. I remember her getting cropped out of the wedding photo. She seems like she would never fit in.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 30, 2024 2:36 AM |
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 30, 2024 2:39 AM |
So if Trump gets elected again, what post can we expect her to get in the cabinet?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 30, 2024 2:41 AM |
They’re remaking “V” again?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 30, 2024 2:58 AM |
She looks like like Leona Helmsley.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 30, 2024 12:42 PM |
She ticks all the boxes for republican beauty – pile of cheap hair extensions, stripper makeup applied with a trowel, bad plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 30, 2024 2:38 PM |
She obviously has BDD. Anyone who experiences thought distortion like this that they see themselves as "Attractive", is clearly delusional.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 30, 2024 3:02 PM |
I'd fuck her
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 30, 2024 3:07 PM |
I know a few attractive MAGA finance bros who date/marry Botox girls with huge fake tits
They all end up looking gross by 50-55
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 30, 2024 3:20 PM |
If all else fails and her face continues to widen, maybe she could get a job on Law & Order: SVU
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 30, 2024 3:20 PM |
She doesn't look like a man, she looks like a Madame
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 30, 2024 3:50 PM |
I am surprised Donnie Jr is even with her, she isn't as attractive as his ex-wife or any number of attractive bimbos from the MAGA world that would be happy to be with Donnie Jr. and be way less embarrassing. Guilfoyle is even nine years older than Donnie Jr., I know these people are completely nuts but still.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 30, 2024 4:03 PM |
She used to be naturally pretty, believe it or not.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 30, 2024 4:07 PM |
She’s looking like Leona Helmsley.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 1, 2024 4:00 AM |
R22 the pussy has to be good.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 3, 2024 12:38 PM |
Some MAGAT is going to shoot her for using the women's bathroom
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 3, 2024 1:04 PM |
Kitara Santos passes better as a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 3, 2024 2:35 PM |
R23 I agree with you. She was attractive 20 years ago but appears to have made seriously bad decisions about, among other things, having plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 3, 2024 2:45 PM |
Toilet plunger lips. Kissing them is without doubt, vomit inducing.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 3, 2024 3:06 PM |
Have she and Caitlin Jenner ever been seen in the same room together?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 3, 2024 3:09 PM |
Such a hideous looking cunt. Looks like she’s been run over by a bus.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 3, 2024 3:12 PM |
There’s something off about the appearances of all of Trump’s children. Maybe his genes are not as good as he thinks they are. Sloping foreheads, weak chins and oddly shaped noses.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 3, 2024 5:01 PM |
Why do you think he's always blathering on about his genes? He has the body and face of a weird chromosomal disorder sufferer
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 3, 2024 5:04 PM |
Where is the valve she uses to pump air into her double-wide lips?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 3, 2024 5:11 PM |
[quote]R35: Sloping foreheads, weak chins and oddly shaped noses.
Wilbur Whateley.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 3, 2024 5:27 PM |
It's not clear what role she plays in the campaign or the family now other than making an appearance here and there at M-a-L and being Jr's caretaker. The only other avenue for visibility is her talk show on some conservative outlet.
At this time in 2020, she was heading the RNC campaign finance efforts, but was later removed because she was too raunchy for some older donors (e.g. jokingly (or not?) offering lap dances to highest donors. Now Lara Trump is co-chair of the RNC and practically the Trump family spokesperson since Ivana and Jared are out.
Kimberly, a former San Francisco district attorney, has been replaced by a former Hooter's waitress. Can't make this up.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 3, 2024 5:43 PM |
Her makeup gun is set to WHORE!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 3, 2024 5:50 PM |
Actually she’s beginning to look like an older age Eve Arden.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 3, 2024 5:53 PM |
Whatever do you mean, R4? She has just had some light work done, obviously in homage to my timeless beauty. She still has plenty of time before someone can say 'she's had too many plastic surgeries'.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 4, 2024 12:10 AM |
Yeah she looks like Caitlyn Jenner
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 4, 2024 12:18 AM |
BEAST!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 4, 2024 12:24 AM |
That's a lot of lash for daytime.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 4, 2024 12:25 AM |
Newsom must be from Krypton because he dodged a bullet.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 4, 2024 1:10 AM |
They all look like products of defective sperm, r35. Maybe some of that magic diaper shit got mixed in
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 4, 2024 1:13 AM |
Hideous woman inside and out
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 4, 2024 1:24 AM |
R48 it has to be something, because none of them are winners in the looks department. Ivanka’s extensive plastic surgery helped some but she’s still kinda odd looking with her too small head.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 4, 2024 1:38 AM |
She like a female impersonator in search of a female to impersonate.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 4, 2024 1:40 AM |
24 Carat Ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 4, 2024 2:00 AM |
Ivanka looks like a preying mantis.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 4, 2024 2:00 AM |
Oh look. Another Trump thread.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 4, 2024 2:12 AM |
[quote]She used to be naturally pretty, believe it or not.
Well, sure, but that was before the oil rig explosion and all the plastic surgery it necessitated.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 4, 2024 2:22 AM |
It's a Kimberly Guilfoyle thread, R54.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 4, 2024 2:27 AM |
Thought that was a pic of Mariska Hargitay at first.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 4, 2024 3:50 AM |
What a Fall From Grace
She was DA with natural beauty who married the handsome son of a wealthy San Francisco family. Together they ruled San Francisco and went on intelligent, civil, and mature talk shows like Charlie Rose and Christiane Amanpour to discuss the most pressing issues of the day.
Twenty years later, after being fired from several jobs for sexual harassment, she is a self-described MAGA prophet who is fighting to "protect America" by means of an overweight illiterate, who blew up the deficit, believes in complete isolationism, and wants to bring back the sodomy laws.
People Change. People Really Change.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 4, 2024 7:00 PM |
The best is yet to come, R58!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 4, 2024 7:08 PM |
Elegance personified
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 4, 2024 7:10 PM |
no,
THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 4, 2024 7:11 PM |
Jesus. And I thought that Leona Helmsley had a mean-looking face.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 4, 2024 8:50 PM |
Oh wow, we don’t like the trans over here in MAGA Heights. Now we’re getting suspicious. I blame Joe Biden and the demoncrats!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 4, 2024 9:04 PM |
Ok, Dee, I’ll bite.
“Kimberly Guilfoyle transitioning into lizard person. Why this is Bad For Democrats”
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 4, 2024 9:08 PM |
I see an amphibian. Big, wide, frog mouth and frog eyes. Any second now her long tongue will dart out and back in, in a singular rapid motion, while clearing clearing flies from the back of her boyfriend's father's pants.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 4, 2024 9:38 PM |
A friend of a friend had lip injections (collagen) in the mid 90s. She said the procedure was very painful. Is that still the case with injections and the new fillers? My next question is how uncomfortable are lips injected to such insane volumes? It's not just the lips, but the philtrum and the area above the lip look permanently swollen.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 4, 2024 10:02 PM |
She looks like a beast.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 4, 2024 10:07 PM |
This is the first before and after side by side photo I've seen. Not just the lips. The pallor and WTF did she do to her nose? It went from thinned down looking to fat. Noses don't get bulbous as we age.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 5, 2024 12:05 AM |
R69, are you trying to give me nightmares?
Seriously, it’s sad to see perfectly decent looking people do this to their faces. Is this a thing mostly in the US? Or has it become common elsewhere?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 5, 2024 12:33 AM |
I think she's beautiful!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 5, 2024 12:44 AM |
Ghastly @R69. I’d like to know what Newsome thinks about his ex Frankenstein.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 5, 2024 12:51 AM |
Yeah, a man dressed like a juke joint whore.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 5, 2024 12:55 AM |
R69 coke nose?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 5, 2024 1:07 AM |
That face has been fried, dyed, and laid to the side.
She can just stretch a piece of cellophane over her face to make her Halloween mask. And press her face in some dough to make gorilla cookies.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 5, 2024 1:10 AM |
I expect Jr. Mint likes 'em cheap and whorish looking.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 5, 2024 1:10 AM |
[quote]I expect Jr. Mint likes 'em cheap and whorish looking.
...and decrepit.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 5, 2024 1:27 AM |
R76 just like dear old dad. Ivana was a hard looking woman.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 5, 2024 1:29 AM |
Her septum is collapsing. After a couple nose jobs you can't be doing coke. Or rubbing your nose hard or all kinds of other normal activities
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 5, 2024 1:37 AM |
Just imagine what her gash looks like, or not. You know it's seen some extensive use, they will fuck for power.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 5, 2024 2:16 AM |
Which amphibians? Was a daughter supposedly frog- faced or something?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 5, 2024 6:23 AM |
She be nasty. Jr.!like nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 5, 2024 10:24 AM |
[quote]Kimberly Guilfoyle looks like a man
Himberly Guilfoyle!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 5, 2024 10:26 AM |
R62 Republicans cannot dance! Have you ever seen Trumps weird little dance where he looks like he’s giving two simultaneous handjobs?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 5, 2024 11:44 AM |
She doesn’t look human or real. Boy people are really screwed up.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 5, 2024 1:32 PM |
Barbiecore?
She ain’t young, blonde, and sweet.
When is ole Kimberly marrying fiancé Junior? Didn’t they get engaged over three years ago? Is it to be a Mar-a-Lago wedding; or are they wishing for the opportunity to wed at the White House?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 5, 2024 2:09 PM |
[quote]When is ole Kimberly marrying fiancé Junior?
I think, at this point, "fiancé" should be in quotation marks.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 5, 2024 6:32 PM |
And yet people still line up for fillers, despite all the highly visible examples of how it fucks up one’s face.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 5, 2024 6:36 PM |
None of us even like her but we know she looked better before.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 5, 2024 6:43 PM |
She certainly couldn't have looked worse before.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 5, 2024 6:50 PM |
It looks like Spirit Halloween has released a Guilfoye animatronic that will make both kids and grown-ups piss their pants!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 5, 2024 7:43 PM |
The most laughable news of the day. The resemblance is........................
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 5, 2024 9:00 PM |
Didn't know they were making a live version of " Beauty and the Beast."
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 5, 2024 10:26 PM |
[QUOTE]I expect Jr. Mint likes 'em cheap and whorish looking.
Yes, and?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 6, 2024 2:19 AM |
"If you don't look like plastic hooker, you don't get in."
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 6, 2024 2:23 AM |
Hee hough ha hee ugh ssssssss!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 6, 2024 3:22 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 6, 2024 3:27 AM |
your nose gets bigger as you age. your ears too
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 6, 2024 3:58 AM |
your meat curtains as well if you are a female.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 6, 2024 3:59 AM |
And her amphibious tongue has
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 6, 2024 4:27 AM |
An ugly man.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 6, 2024 4:46 AM |
I think, regarding her disgusting nose, when you inject fillers into the lips and the lines between mouth and nose, it can cause the nose to spread. That’s what I assume, anyway, from having observed so many of these freaks.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 6, 2024 4:57 AM |
R104 is still stupid and stumbling and doesn't know who he "should" be
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 6, 2024 6:07 AM |
I have tried to paste a good proprietress. Except every time I try to share financially, I kept getting tossed off.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 6, 2024 6:16 AM |
Even Jeff and his extensive Frau are OK leaving lounge ones alone...
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 6, 2024 6:30 AM |
Why doesn't Fox News just keep her, getting going via DJT, Jr she asks for!!!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 6, 2024 6:43 AM |
Where is Junior? He's been rantless for awhile now right? Rehab?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 6, 2024 8:54 AM |
Junior is sure in no hurry to make her an honest woman.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 6, 2024 8:59 AM |
Guilfoyle is gross but does not look like a man.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 6, 2024 9:14 AM |
[quote]Guilfoyle is gross but does not look like a man.
She looks like Kim Hunter in "Planet of the Apes."
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 6, 2024 11:17 AM |
You just DJT keeps her around because he can feel her up. She probably fucks the Daddy then Jr fucks her.
And DJT probably gets off on knowing she is easy and his son is fucking his leftovers
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 6, 2024 2:19 PM |
If my grandfather were alive today, he would call her a fucking idiot...
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 6, 2024 6:09 PM |
My 66-year-old sister doesn't have duck lips from filler like Kimberly does, but she does wear heavy black eyeliner and mascara like that. Gross.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 7, 2024 1:05 AM |
[quote] Republicans cannot dance! Have you ever seen Trumps weird little dance where he looks like he’s giving two simultaneous handjobs?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 7, 2024 4:56 PM |
The Spitting Image people are going to have to learn how to build a puppet photorealistically if they make one of of her; I don't think she can be caricatured.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 7, 2024 7:19 PM |
Daaaaaaaaaayum dats a ugly bish!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 7, 2024 7:27 PM |
She's 9 years older than her boyfriend, Don Jr. She's one year older than Melania. Trump Senior's partner is younger than his son's partner. I'm surprised Sr was OK with the relationship and he didn't press Jr to pursue some 20-something trophy after his divorce.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 7, 2024 9:06 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 7, 2024 9:21 PM |
She sho’ is ugleeee!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 7, 2024 10:46 PM |
That slag looks like someone hit her in the face with a 2 x 4. Damn shaved Pekinese lookin' bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 7, 2024 11:21 PM |
She got hit with the ugly stick
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 8, 2024 12:15 AM |
Old hussy. She & Junior deserve each other.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 8, 2024 5:58 AM |
She’s age 55. The old stitching and uplifts will be falling apart even faster. It will all sag.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 8, 2024 6:05 AM |
He married that.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 8, 2024 8:28 AM |
He married that.
She looked much different, far more attractive, when she was married to Gavin. She didn't go full bore whore until she hooked up with Junior Mint.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 8, 2024 9:20 AM |
I beg to differ, r123.
I HAVE a Pekingese. Their faces are FLAT.
This abomination is morphing into a lizard prrson or giant snake. Like Thulsa Doom in the original “Conan the Barbarian”.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 8, 2024 5:57 PM |
Yeah don’t give Pekingeses a bad name
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 8, 2024 8:26 PM |
r15 you are right, she looks like Leona Helmsley and that is where I first read the description "trout pout"
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 8, 2024 11:35 PM |
As mother would say she looks coarse.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 8, 2024 11:35 PM |
You would too if you'd had as much scraped and sanded off as she has!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 9, 2024 6:38 PM |
Rode hard and put out wet.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 9, 2024 6:43 PM |
That picture reminds me of the bust of Reagan made by that ex-hood Tony whacked in the first season of the Sopranos.
""That was Frank, that bust? I always thought it was Shaquille. Fucker needs to practice a little on lips.""
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 9, 2024 6:54 PM |
That woman is a prolific sinner, and needs to repent, asking the Lord for forgiveness.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 9, 2024 8:25 PM |
Can you imagine poor Mother Pence in her dowdy twin sets surrounded by all these Mar-a-Largo Whores? It must have taken a lot of prayer to keep her head from blowing off her pious shoulders.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 10, 2024 12:00 PM |
Lara looks only slightly less hideous.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 10, 2024 3:13 PM |
The ironic part is that Junior's ex wife was better looking. She got smart and noped out after Dump got elected.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 10, 2024 3:18 PM |
I bet she could suck the juice out of a bushel of lemons from across the room with those succubus lips. If her current gig goes south, she could open up a chain of lemonade stands!
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 10, 2024 3:35 PM |
She looks like a character from a 59s horror movie. Lordy she must be sick.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 10, 2024 4:43 PM |
[quote]Kimberly, a former San Francisco district attorney, has been replaced by a former Hooter's waitress. Can't make this up.
I had no idea lara was a former Hooter girl and "model"
[quote]Before she met Eric, Lara’s ambitions seemed to lean toward modeling, not politics. While attending North Carolina State University, she worked for four years as a Hooters Girl. During and after college, she entered several bikini contests in her hometown of Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina, including Maxim magazine’s “Hometown Hotties” contest. In 2005, a scantily clad Lara appeared in the now-defunct magazine Stuff, which featured near-naked women to attract readers to consume its gear and gadget content. A year before she met Eric, she posed for a local swimsuit calendar, gracing the page for April.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 10, 2024 5:22 PM |
I don’t care what she looked like before or after. He married that. There is something wrong with a person who would marry a person who would go from a liberal Democrat to a useless son of a psycho tool of Repug plutocracy.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 11, 2024 8:40 AM |
Laura Trump nee Yunaska is 5'11 and has a face like that. Where are the transvestigators?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 11, 2024 9:05 AM |
So Lara has an unambiguous Russian background in addition to being a multi-year Hooter girl?
What's this I keep hearing about "replacement theory?" The white stupids are finally attempting to catch up?
by Anonymous | reply 146 | May 11, 2024 9:23 AM |
[quote]Upon my arrivals and very frequent visits to Mar-a-Lago, those nasty bitches were forced to step aside when it came to pleasuring my marmalade daddy. That delectable, babookie cavity, and that sweet, diminutive shaft, is for my lips & tongue, and no one else!
Shut the fuck up, Lady Lindzebelle.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 11, 2024 1:11 PM |