The Tony winner will usher in the reopening of the historic theatre by playing a three-week residency.
Have you heard, he's "queer?" If not, he will remind you a thousand times.
Presenting...Liza with a B!
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The Tony winner will usher in the reopening of the historic theatre by playing a three-week residency.
Have you heard, he's "queer?" If not, he will remind you a thousand times.
Presenting...Liza with a B!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 3, 2024 8:34 PM |
I knew he was queer at birth. I slapped his ass and he cried, "Harder, daddy!".
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 29, 2024 10:53 PM |
[quote]Presenting...Liza with a B!
He should live so long....
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 30, 2024 5:17 AM |
So unappealing.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 30, 2024 5:24 AM |
Judy spoke to me and said Get out of my house.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 30, 2024 5:47 AM |
This reads like a Tracey Ullman parody.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 30, 2024 5:51 AM |
She said, “Where’s the drugs?”
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 30, 2024 5:52 AM |
She said “Damn, that was a hard shit, anyone got a suppository?”
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 30, 2024 6:09 AM |
I’ve waited my whole life for Judy to talk to me. So far I’ve only heard from Ethel Gumm & Sid fucking Luft.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 30, 2024 12:29 PM |
he has fans?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 30, 2024 12:32 PM |
His top priced ticket on tour is $600, of course he's fucking delusional
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 30, 2024 12:35 PM |
And she said, “Shave your shoulders, kid.”
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 30, 2024 1:13 PM |
He always looks sweaty and dirty. Like someone who changed their underwear once a week.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 30, 2024 1:46 PM |
Ish Mama?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 30, 2024 1:54 PM |
Is there anything his father can't do? Daddy, I want a pony on another level.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 30, 2024 2:02 PM |
"I'll sing 'em all and we'll stay all night."
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 30, 2024 3:00 PM |
Will his Dad buy all these tickets too? Like he did at Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl. Do they give them away to the homeless?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 30, 2024 3:42 PM |
The venue's last show was 2017's SpongeBob SquarePants.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 30, 2024 3:45 PM |
R16: "Will his Dad buy all these tickets too? Like he did at Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl. Do they give them away to the homeless?"
Gentle reminder that the kinder descriptor is "unhoused".
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 30, 2024 4:46 PM |
Unhoused are in the house!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 30, 2024 4:49 PM |
I was molested.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 30, 2024 4:50 PM |
I hope Judy told him to take down his Tik-Tok video where he mocks a child’s singing a song from “Legally Blonde”. Particularly ironic, as Miss Platt has expressed contempt for the “randos” on social media. In fact, Miss Platt has deleted her Twitter because she was getting critical feedback. There’s a classic nepo-baby hypocrisy here and it’s hilarious. This guy is an entitled dick.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 30, 2024 5:26 PM |
Such a mangina, that Platt.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 30, 2024 5:40 PM |
Did she say if I should live with drunk sissy or mean sissy?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 30, 2024 5:46 PM |
Who is this person?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 30, 2024 7:04 PM |
That article’s picture lol
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 30, 2024 7:10 PM |
He really does look like a big hairy pussy personified.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 30, 2024 7:14 PM |
When he talks about his collaborators my mind goes the World War II.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 30, 2024 7:20 PM |
I love this community but get between me and my audience and I will push you off the stage.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 30, 2024 7:24 PM |
Yeah, she said get off my fucking stage you fucking nobody.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 30, 2024 7:42 PM |
And tell your boyfriend to strip posting pictures of his first in his own ass.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 30, 2024 8:52 PM |
Judy speaks to me as well, Ben. We often laugh at what a big flaming FAGGOT you are . She also told me how she is glad she killed herself all those years ago so she didn’t have to live to see your “career” as a no talent homosexual with a glandular problem.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 1, 2024 6:58 AM |
I like Ben! I've saw him in the play Parade a few months ago, he was very good. Sorry guys, you can hate on him all you want, but the guy is very talented. From the Kennedy Honors...
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 3, 2024 3:36 PM |
Everyone, R32 has given us permission to hate on Ben Platt.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 3, 2024 3:39 PM |
He should do a double act with Miss Jesse Tyler Ferguson. The catfights will be glorious.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 3, 2024 3:41 PM |
That wasn’t Judy Garland, fool. That was Jim Bailey.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 3, 2024 3:44 PM |
R32 = Ben Platt
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 3, 2024 4:04 PM |
DL never failed to remind me that this insufferable queen exists
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 3, 2024 4:09 PM |
R22 and R26 really nail it.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 3, 2024 4:50 PM |
She said "MARY!"
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 3, 2024 4:51 PM |
That performance at the KCH for Barry Gibb was embarrassing. He may be able to passably sing but he was moving like an epileptic penguin.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 3, 2024 4:52 PM |
I am queer. I am queer
That's what I say of me
I'm happy go-lucky, they say that I'm plucky
contented and carefree
I am queer I am queer
I'm gay even when I drink a beer
I suck cock and get plugged despite being so fugged
'Cause I am queer
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