Madrid, Roma, Paris ... Tu te souviens?
The Gays and Tennis, Part 166 -- Le Chemin a Paris
by Anonymous | reply 602 | May 17, 2024 3:58 PM |
Rafa doing Rafa things.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 27, 2024 4:51 PM |
Kekmanovic team or Wuud team?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 27, 2024 8:38 PM |
Famoose ass.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 27, 2024 8:39 PM |
Thanks, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 27, 2024 8:39 PM |
Navarro's rich father bought billboards of her to display on the roads to Indian Wells. I've hated her since.
Daddy also owns the Cincy and Charleston tournaments. Talk about going out of your way to buy your daughter's way in.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 27, 2024 8:40 PM |
Daddy's not playing the matches, so I don't get your beef.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 27, 2024 8:46 PM |
Mensik with a good win over (not so) Young Grigor in 3.
I've heard talk that he's the most talented of the young Czechs.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 27, 2024 9:10 PM |
Wuud over Kek-man-o-vic.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 27, 2024 9:15 PM |
[quote] Wuud got a haircut.
Wuvley. Huh huh huh.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 27, 2024 9:52 PM |
Navarro has had some good results.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 27, 2024 10:04 PM |
Hoping for more gratuitous glimpses of Rafa ass.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 28, 2024 1:39 AM |
"Daddy also owns the Cincy and Charleston tournaments. Talk about going out of your way to buy your daughter's way in."
I totally agree, but the "pure" thing about tennis is that even if parents can get their kids in the door, ultimately results are objective - parents can't produce wins for their kids.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 28, 2024 2:32 AM |
Who will inherit more Jessica Pegula or Emma Navarro?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 28, 2024 2:37 AM |
Who will peg more - Xisha, Mary or Maria?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 28, 2024 2:39 AM |
Sometimes I think Rafa signed that Saudi deal because he knows Mary won't be able to go there with him.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 28, 2024 2:44 AM |
Tsitsipas back to doing Tsitsipas things. Losing to lower ranks. ω αγαπητέ
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 28, 2024 4:03 AM |
That made me crack the fuck up R18.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 28, 2024 4:11 AM |
Who is the hottie in Humbert's box? He's such a hot DILF.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 28, 2024 9:52 AM |
Struffi is on fire, he just took out the UGOAT in straights
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 28, 2024 10:51 AM |
My Big Blue Dutch Boy cooly dispatches the Demented Dane!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 28, 2024 11:27 AM |
Davidovich Fokina lost another TB after being up by several points. He is such a headcase.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 28, 2024 12:11 PM |
R24 it's quite entertaining to watch two nutcases do everything they can to lose to the other one.
I love Foki, but he's totally wasting his talent.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 28, 2024 12:14 PM |
Rublev needs to go back to screaming and hitting himself if it means that he's going to play better. This neutered version ain't it.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 28, 2024 1:20 PM |
I will miss Danielle Collins's spiciness.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 28, 2024 4:53 PM |
I will miss all that winning.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 28, 2024 4:54 PM |
Paul already got broken by Cerundolo.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 28, 2024 5:16 PM |
Is Paul really this bad on clay?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 28, 2024 5:18 PM |
Ms. Collins still in it —3rd set.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 28, 2024 5:29 PM |
Tommy will always have a chance in this match as Cerundolo is so damn inconsistent. Every time he breaks, he hands it straight back!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 28, 2024 5:49 PM |
15 in a row for Daanielle.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 28, 2024 6:29 PM |
Montgomery takes a set of Sabs!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 28, 2024 7:55 PM |
Boss Daddy beating up a short king doesn't interest me. He faces Hubie next, another giant with a big serve. They've never faced each other on clay. Should be good...
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 28, 2024 8:01 PM |
Shapo's knee is taped so tightly that he basically swings that leg when he walks. That can't be good for the hip and lower back.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 28, 2024 9:10 PM |
our dumb, sweet Tommy looks good in yellow
bye, Tommy :-(
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 28, 2024 9:26 PM |
Shapo's probably not going to win this match, but he looks good
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 28, 2024 9:40 PM |
[quote] but he looks good
And I’s good wrapper!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 28, 2024 10:01 PM |
Who looks better today - A. Zverev or Shapo?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 28, 2024 10:41 PM |
Willard or Scooby Doo?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 28, 2024 10:46 PM |
Sacha is so handsome and sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 28, 2024 10:46 PM |
[quote]And I’s good wrapper!
I iz from da hood
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 28, 2024 10:52 PM |
Foki and Wubby are in love. Duh.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 29, 2024 1:03 AM |
^ ”Challengers” is based on their timeless love story.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 29, 2024 1:05 AM |
[quote] ^ ”Challengers” is based on their timeless love story.
"Love" is not just a score in tennis; it is a word for their challenge.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 29, 2024 1:20 AM |
With that kit, Brat/Legz looks like Tweety Bird with the exception of his cap, armbands, shoes and socks and, of course, foundation makeup.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 29, 2024 1:22 AM |
Tweety's toast.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 29, 2024 3:23 AM |
Matteo is such a whore. And not even that good at casually showing off that watch.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 29, 2024 6:56 AM |
Caveman Berretini hubba hubba.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 29, 2024 7:29 AM |
Just watched the Fritz/Baez highlights. Daddy is such an awkward mover - sort of bowlegged or spastic or something. Because he's 6'5?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 29, 2024 7:34 AM |
Cachin is so hot.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 29, 2024 2:52 PM |
Nadal needs to just shave his head.
Looks like an arid garden.
(I wonder if hair growth treatments contain prohibited ingredients….)
Hilariously, Tennis Channel just cut from the match to a Bosley commercial for balding men.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 29, 2024 3:55 PM |
Question to the poster still angry with Rune over stupid homophobic comments (or perceived to be) he made as a teen:
How do you feel about Nadal? He’s in bed with the Saudis… taking their money in a partnership… and they’re the definition of homophobic.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 29, 2024 4:20 PM |
Cachin claws back to take the second set!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 29, 2024 4:25 PM |
God, that set was like pulling teeth. So many missed chances for Pedro! Amazed he got it over the line in the enbd.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 29, 2024 4:26 PM |
Mery Xisca isn't paying attention, she's too busy with turkey baster talk
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 29, 2024 4:36 PM |
Xisca and Sister Rafa are bumping pussies.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 29, 2024 4:41 PM |
Sad that Cachin lost, but happy Rafa won.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 29, 2024 5:20 PM |
I wanted them both to win, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 29, 2024 5:21 PM |
Coco choked—yet again
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 29, 2024 5:23 PM |
Who has the hottest bod on the ATP Tour AND will be knocking out Rafa in the next round?
"ME!"
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 29, 2024 6:22 PM |
Collins team or She Hulk team?
Ons defeats Peppa in straight sets.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 29, 2024 6:41 PM |
Rafa is still trying to get match-tough after his hiatus. He could likely be fatigued after today's match. He's gone deeper this tournament than his last. Progress at least. If Lehecka puts him out tomorrow, hopefully a deeper run at Rome (if he plays).
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 29, 2024 6:46 PM |
Bow down bishes.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 29, 2024 7:14 PM |
[quote]Collins team or She Hulk team?
I'm rooting for Danimal Collins because it's her last time playing Madrid. Also, She-hulk is a homewrecker who's dating (another?) married man (Georgios Fragulis)
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 29, 2024 7:19 PM |
Our Ever Fragrant Danielle Rose Team.
PERIODT!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 29, 2024 7:23 PM |
On the rag? How would you know?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 29, 2024 7:27 PM |
Felix wanders in to the round of 32 with a Mensik retirement. Granted he breadstick'd Mensik in the first set, so Felix was holding form.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 29, 2024 7:28 PM |
It's the the round of 16 for Felix. Casper next.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 29, 2024 7:31 PM |
Sinner won but was he limping? His movement didn't look great but I was only half paying attention.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 29, 2024 8:14 PM |
J’adore Felix. I wish he’d find confidence.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 29, 2024 8:28 PM |
Apparently Sinner injured his hip last week R78
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 29, 2024 8:58 PM |
Too much practice for Roland Garros…apparently doing an Eiffel Tower.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 29, 2024 9:04 PM |
[quote] Apparently Sinner injured his hip last week
I’s do hip hop!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 29, 2024 9:06 PM |
Danimal giving She-Hulk some…difficulties.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 29, 2024 9:38 PM |
Hopefully Andreevabitch can take out Screamin' Saba.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 29, 2024 10:45 PM |
R85 it seems like Rafa is the favorite of the Big 3 for fellow players - with Fed being a close second.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 30, 2024 8:06 AM |
Daddy takes out Hubie. Played consistently well all through the match. He looks like he's getting very comfortable on clay.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 30, 2024 12:09 PM |
Great straight sets win for Cerundolo over rat-faced scumbag, Zverev. Pummelling forehands and punshing drop-shots a-go-go!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 30, 2024 2:00 PM |
Very happy for Cerundolo!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 30, 2024 2:34 PM |
Struff must have an amazing and beautiful piece.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 30, 2024 3:38 PM |
Cerundolo's coach is kinda hot.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 30, 2024 3:50 PM |
Struff steals the second set with an ace, just fractionally on the line.
Spicy third set incoming!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 30, 2024 3:56 PM |
Struff is hot. Great body
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 30, 2024 4:01 PM |
S0-40 down @ 3-5 and Struff refusing to go down! Great match!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 30, 2024 4:43 PM |
FAA team or Wuud team?
Nadal team or Lehecka team?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 30, 2024 5:18 PM |
Tippy Turtle team or Ons team?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 30, 2024 5:18 PM |
[quote]Tippy Turtle team or Ons team?
Iga will destroy either one, so...
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 30, 2024 5:36 PM |
I was wooting for Wuud, but great to see Felix back in full flow, and playing confidently.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 30, 2024 6:57 PM |
FAA!!! This also guarantees he's seeded for the French Open.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 30, 2024 7:32 PM |
Ons goes from winning the first set 6-0 to losing the third set 1-6.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 30, 2024 7:36 PM |
Wow, Keys has never been strong on clay, so was this more a matter of Ons losing?
Good for Felix. He seems like a nice fellow, but he just doesn’t seem to have the killer instinct or wild self-belief or whatever it is that makes champions.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 30, 2024 7:55 PM |
I think that Felix has modeled his demeanor on the gentlemen champions of the past: Laver, Ashe, Borg, Wilander, Edberg. Those players made their marks without all the showboating we see so much these days.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 30, 2024 8:26 PM |
Lehecka is stacked
I'm thinking he shaves his legs, and Rafa too?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 30, 2024 9:27 PM |
Lehecka's shoe-string drop volley is out of this world
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 30, 2024 9:28 PM |
[quote]Lehecka is stacked. I'm thinking he shaves his legs
He probably shaves everything, his pits too
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 30, 2024 9:41 PM |
that's weird, but I guess body-builders do it, too
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 30, 2024 9:47 PM |
Lehecka wins in straights
bye Rafa
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 30, 2024 10:06 PM |
Lehecka has a much better ass than I expected at R107. Pity about his face.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 30, 2024 10:50 PM |
Is Boss Daddy going to win this whole thing?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 30, 2024 10:58 PM |
Are those his nips, or just moles?!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 1, 2024 12:00 AM |
Whose, R116?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 1, 2024 12:01 AM |
R111 duh
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 1, 2024 12:03 AM |
Boss Daddy looks great in his neutral color Boss kits. Nice that he's ditched the scoop neck blouses.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 1, 2024 12:14 AM |
Gauff is auff. Honestly, I think she still hasn't completely gelled, despite the Slam win. She's always had a large range of play, thus can beat and lose to a wide variety of players. But, she really hasn't had a notable result in a while.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 1, 2024 12:22 AM |
Not gonna lie. Boss Daddy new look is fucking hot but absolutely nothing is hotter than Lehecka
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 1, 2024 4:09 AM |
Seriously, Lehecka? Nice ass, I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 1, 2024 4:49 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 1, 2024 4:53 AM |
R122 he could get t.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 1, 2024 4:58 AM |
Is the PTPA Ons’ own poison pussy? She has gone downhill since joining the executive committee of the PTPA.
Poison Tits Pussy Ass
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 1, 2024 5:28 AM |
I guess he has been working out (cough) a lot since R123 pic
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 1, 2024 7:24 AM |
Woobie Team or Carlitos Team?
Boss Daddy Team or Cinderello Team?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 1, 2024 10:19 AM |
Alcaraz choking. NID. He has played shitty all year.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 1, 2024 3:56 PM |
Why couldn't Carlitos have played like this yesterday?
I wanted Struffi to go all the way!
If Carlitos loses, I think it's karma for the Madrid crowd. They were lousy last night. I totally get that it was a unique occasion - possibly Rafa's match in Madrid - but for them to react in total silence to some amazing shot-making by Lehecka was just 'not tennis' IMHO. Yes, you cheer and holler for 'your guy' but you also acknowledge the other guy's great efforts with polite applause.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 1, 2024 4:08 PM |
Rublev demolishes Alcaraz in the third.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 1, 2024 4:27 PM |
The Madrid tournament is rather shitty. Bring on Rome and RG
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 1, 2024 4:32 PM |
Sinner withdraws - probably wants to be sure he's in shape for Rome - Felix straight through to the Semis.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 1, 2024 5:08 PM |
With Sinner, Alcaraz and Ruud out, it's anyone's to win. Francisco and Felix have a great shot at winning their first Masters 1000.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 1, 2024 5:13 PM |
Boss Daddy FTW
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 1, 2024 5:14 PM |
She Hulk has a MASSIVE cold sore on her bottom lip.
THE DIRTY HOOO-ERRRR!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 1, 2024 8:55 PM |
hooooah!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 1, 2024 9:08 PM |
Ruud should not be losing to FAA, damn. I still think Ruud is the dark horse at RG. More than Meddy, Stefanos, or Zverev. Ruud is my fourth pick.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 1, 2024 9:15 PM |
Boss Daddy serving for the SF
by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 1, 2024 9:28 PM |
Ruud was the RG finalist last year. I'd hardly call him a dark horse.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | May 1, 2024 9:29 PM |
Boss Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 1, 2024 9:31 PM |
Disappointing from Fran. He had all the momentum in the third set.
He really needs to work on not losing focus in matches. He loses so many due to bad lapses in concentration.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 1, 2024 9:40 PM |
Boss Daddy is only winning these matches because his obnoxious girlfriend isn't there to distract him. He needs to leave her in LA more.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 1, 2024 9:48 PM |
Small Cat Team or Stacked Jiri Team?
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 1, 2024 10:00 PM |
Jiri team for a change of pace.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 1, 2024 10:42 PM |
Med. Definitely Med.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | May 2, 2024 3:48 PM |
Crazy Legs Crane, Medvedev, loses the first set and retires with some niggle that was impeding his movement.
Will Jiri get to win one match in Madrid where he's able to properly celebrate?
He's now got Felix in the semis - definitely winnable.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | May 2, 2024 6:57 PM |
I can imagine the ratings for the semis and the final....through the roof!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | May 2, 2024 7:00 PM |
I hope Baby Meddy is okay. Though, better to be injured during the clay season than the U.S. hardcourt season.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 2, 2024 8:32 PM |
Woobie Team or Boss Daddy Team?
Stacked Jiri Team or FAA Team?
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 2, 2024 9:08 PM |
Woobie Team - out of the pair he's more deserving of a second Masters 1000
Jiri (Eleison) Team - I'm happy to see the FAA revival, but am just too horny for Jiri's bod right now. Soz, Felix!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 2, 2024 9:18 PM |
I think Boss Daddy is as deserving as Woobie of a second Masters 1000. And Boss Daddy keeps his cool.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 2, 2024 9:30 PM |
Who is this female Tennis Channel color commentator?
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 2, 2024 9:30 PM |
Teams Felix and Andrey for sentimental reasons. Also on the Jiri HAF train, but for me Fritz is a dial tone. A nice dial tone, though.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 2, 2024 9:37 PM |
Wublev team (but prefer the Daddy eye candy)
FAA team
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 2, 2024 10:15 PM |
Its come that time in a tournament that you want all of them to win their matches.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 3, 2024 12:29 AM |
Thanks to the posting of “PP” on Gays and Tennis threads, every time I see PowerPoint referred to as PP in a work email I think of “Poison Pussy”.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 3, 2024 12:32 AM |
New hottie alert. Karue Sell, a 30 year old, UCLA grad, in the Challengers
by Anonymous | reply 163 | May 3, 2024 1:25 AM |
He appears old and used at 30…also, touting Ucla is not really “going on good” these days…if you read the papers.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 3, 2024 1:57 AM |
The tireless work of DL tennis sleuths to discover and document hawtness is one of the great blessings in my life.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | May 3, 2024 10:50 AM |
Big Jack D has taken on Wayne Ferreira as his coach.
Great choice seeing the transformation he achieved when he worked with Tiafoe. Jack's been losing a lot of matches from a winning position - Ferreira is just the guy to help deal with this.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | May 3, 2024 11:21 AM |
^^^^ great face pic of Big Jack
by Anonymous | reply 169 | May 3, 2024 11:26 AM |
On Tennis Channel they were showing the last time Lehecka played FAA (AO last year) and it is very clear that Lehecka has been hitting the gym (or has put a lot of muscle somehow....mmmm)
by Anonymous | reply 170 | May 3, 2024 6:16 PM |
What's Alcaraz's deal?
by Anonymous | reply 171 | May 3, 2024 6:35 PM |
Lehecka in trouble with an injury already. This tournament has been a demolition derby.
At this rate, Novaxx have a cakewalk at Roland Garros.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | May 3, 2024 6:36 PM |
What a strange tournament....FAA is the luckiest guy alive!
by Anonymous | reply 173 | May 3, 2024 6:59 PM |
[quote] What's Alcaraz's deal?
Like what’s his deal?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | May 3, 2024 7:13 PM |
Boy, what a mess in Madrid. Happy for Rublev, though, he needed a boost. Ruud must be kicking himself for losing to FAA.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | May 3, 2024 7:23 PM |
FAA team or Wublev team?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | May 3, 2024 7:28 PM |
Felix Team - probably a Walk Over at this rate!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | May 3, 2024 7:49 PM |
The men’s side of this tourney has been filled with injuries retirements and walkovers.
Sabalenka and Rybakina saved yesterday with a really good match.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | May 3, 2024 8:28 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 180 | May 3, 2024 8:53 PM |
Woobie Team or FAA Team?
by Anonymous | reply 181 | May 3, 2024 9:19 PM |
I like FAA and won't be mad if he wins, but TWO walkovers this late in a big tournament?! He had nothing to do with it, but I still want Rublev to win under the circumstances.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | May 3, 2024 10:02 PM |
you're right of course, R182 -- from purely competitive perspective
by Anonymous | reply 183 | May 3, 2024 10:06 PM |
FAA had 1 walkover, 2 retirements. I can't remember that happening before at 1k event. I think the pressure has never been greater. The money has never been bigger, the calendar is packed, everyone wants to go to the Olympics and the Saudis are wrapping up a deal that will change the game forever. In the future, no one is going to care about "Masters", only the slams. That's what Carlos is focused on.
The appearance fees are bigger than the purse these days. Carlos scooped up 2m in S.A for a half hours work before he split 12m with Nadal to play a half- speed exhibition in Vegas. Who needs Rome? Or maybe he's injured or maybe he's the new Del Potro and not the new Nadal.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | May 3, 2024 10:36 PM |
The Las Vegas thing is nauseating.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | May 3, 2024 10:38 PM |
Is Seb Korda doubles specialist?
by Anonymous | reply 186 | May 3, 2024 10:45 PM |
The Las Vegas thing was a classic exhibition. I don't see the problem with it.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | May 3, 2024 10:47 PM |
$12 million is the problem with it
by Anonymous | reply 188 | May 3, 2024 10:50 PM |
So, they're both headcases, so its a tough call. If their both playing their best I say Rublev takes it, but if Rublev psychs himself out, then FAA might have a chance he holds himself together (doubtful).
by Anonymous | reply 189 | May 4, 2024 1:00 AM |
Not that anyone here cares but:
Svee-i-tek team or She-Hulk team?
by Anonymous | reply 190 | May 4, 2024 2:08 AM |
She Hulk
by Anonymous | reply 191 | May 4, 2024 2:14 AM |
Team Felix. Time to knock the teenage phenom/great expectations monkey off his back. Asterisk or not.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | May 4, 2024 3:16 AM |
Felix team.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | May 4, 2024 3:23 AM |
I may be the only Swiatek fan here, but I'm rooting for her tomorrow. But I like Sabs too.
Like with FAA/Rublev, I'll be happy either way. Which was how I felt with Fritz/Rublev. This NEVER happens! Probably because Djoko is already ruining the party.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | May 4, 2024 5:08 AM |
At this point, Woobie stepping on court against Felix is definitely highly AYOR
by Anonymous | reply 195 | May 4, 2024 6:16 AM |
Do you think Alcaraz lost against Rublev because he's injured, or because he played like shit, or both? I personally think both. He has said before he thinks about his injury all the time. I think it affects the play.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | May 4, 2024 9:38 AM |
R196. Rublev also played one of the best matches I have ever seen him play
by Anonymous | reply 197 | May 4, 2024 11:52 AM |
Pornstache Thompson and Seb Korda win men's doubles.
It's double match!
by Anonymous | reply 199 | May 4, 2024 3:02 PM |
Sinner isn't durable enough for clay court season. His particular style of tennis is effective on hard courts but he's always struggled on clay. He's going to have to bulk up (if he can) if he wants to go the distance at RG.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | May 4, 2024 4:33 PM |
Svee
She
Svee
She
by Anonymous | reply 201 | May 4, 2024 5:32 PM |
Lord, but Sabakenka’s game is unwatchable. All that caterwauling just makes me want whoever she’s playing against to win.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | May 4, 2024 5:54 PM |
She needs to start losing points/games/sets/matches for hindrance. It's TOO much.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | May 4, 2024 6:16 PM |
Ok—Iga …get your ass back on court.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | May 4, 2024 6:22 PM |
GO ARYNA
by Anonymous | reply 205 | May 4, 2024 6:37 PM |
Igar.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | May 4, 2024 6:45 PM |
Is that jacked tatted backwards-cap dude in She Hulk's box the married man she's supposedly fucking?
by Anonymous | reply 207 | May 4, 2024 7:04 PM |
[quote]Pornstache Thompson and Seb Korda win men's doubles
Pretty random win, it was their first time playing together. I've never heard of their opponents before (Behar/Pavlasek)
by Anonymous | reply 208 | May 4, 2024 7:21 PM |
Svee.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | May 4, 2024 7:51 PM |
That was a helluva women's final. It's a shame anyone had to lose.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | May 4, 2024 8:00 PM |
Boo!
by Anonymous | reply 211 | May 4, 2024 8:01 PM |
Saba is just so fun to watch. She meltdowns, then plays better than any woman ever, then meltdowns.
Svee is steady as always.
Really great rivalry. Even though Svee has the upper hand right now, it always feels like either can win the match.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | May 4, 2024 11:16 PM |
Sinner's MRI showed an inflammation in his hip. Not surprised. During his last match, or maybe it was the match before, he was yelling to his team that he was in pain and asking them what to do. They told him to keep playing. That makes me wonder if his team perceives him as some kind of baby and were trying to push him through stuff. He had a knee issue in Monte Carlo, too.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | May 5, 2024 1:38 AM |
How many times has the Tennis Channel repeated the Madrid men's doubles final today? Is it four?
by Anonymous | reply 215 | May 5, 2024 2:38 AM |
Round of 16 would be like a grand slam win for any American at Roland Garros.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | May 5, 2024 5:14 AM |
Luvly Lore and callipygian Mariano Navone meet in the Sardinia Challenger final
by Anonymous | reply 217 | May 5, 2024 10:58 AM |
Meryl Streep was less dramatic about the dissolution of an almost 50-year marriage that produced four children than Badosa and Tsitsipas will be about the conclusion of their dalliance.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | May 5, 2024 2:35 PM |
Who cheated?
by Anonymous | reply 220 | May 5, 2024 2:39 PM |
Sara Sorribes Tormo and Cristina Bucșa have a lopsided victory (6-0, 6-2) over Barbora Krejčíková and Laura Siegemund. Many special characters in this match.
It's doubles match!
by Anonymous | reply 221 | May 5, 2024 3:07 PM |
Sixth time Tennis Channel is showing the Madrid men's doubles final!
by Anonymous | reply 222 | May 5, 2024 3:25 PM |
CHALLENGER HOTTIE ALERT!
Turkish player, Ergi Kirkin, wins his first Challenger title in Porto Allegre, Brazil.
Cute smile, thicc thighs!
by Anonymous | reply 223 | May 5, 2024 3:47 PM |
Saw a post on the tennis subreddit alleging that Sinner has transient osteoporosis of the hip and bone marrow edema. If true --and I hope it's not-- he'll probably be out for months.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | May 5, 2024 4:39 PM |
That sounds terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | May 5, 2024 4:41 PM |
Rublev broken twice already.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | May 5, 2024 5:00 PM |
Lil' Diego announces his retirement. Will stop in Argentina in Feb next year. Will miss his spunk!
by Anonymous | reply 227 | May 5, 2024 5:05 PM |
[quote] Will miss his spunk!
I hate spunk.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | May 5, 2024 5:08 PM |
Why do these players always play the match of their lives against Alcaraz, then play like shit (more like their actual level) the next match? It happened when Alcaraz lost to Zverev and now Rublev. Maybe it is part unluck? But I also think Alcaraz has been playing like shit since Cincy last year, so it's probably both. Alcaraz is in a slump, but even his slump level should be enough 90 % of the time to win... unless he faces a player who is playing unreal tennis.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | May 5, 2024 5:20 PM |
Wow, Lil Diego will retire, that makes me sad. And I'm keeping an eye out for Thiem and Goffin. Just such a tough sport, so physical. They need to fix the ball issue too, it's not good that Alcaraz and Sinner are out of Rome, maybe more. Just not good for the game.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | May 5, 2024 5:22 PM |
FAA first set, 6-4.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | May 5, 2024 5:30 PM |
Our dear sweet smilesome Navone takes out Musetti to win the Sardinia Challenger.
Should be seeded for RG.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | May 5, 2024 5:31 PM |
FAA got the first set....
by Anonymous | reply 233 | May 5, 2024 5:47 PM |
This tournament has only one guy calling the baseline (and he stays parked in the one end even when someone is serving at the OTHER end) but has roses lining the court. Why so cheap and weird? FAA is foot faulting every other serve.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | May 5, 2024 6:00 PM |
[quote] FAA is foot faulting
Every one of them is a new Madrid fault.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | May 5, 2024 6:06 PM |
Navone will be seeded in his first GS main draw, which must be a first.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | May 5, 2024 6:15 PM |
Wublev wins second set 7-5.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | May 5, 2024 6:27 PM |
Pretty dull match. Lots of errors from both sides - reminds me of the Domicakes/Ratface US Open Final.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | May 5, 2024 6:29 PM |
Well...it's certainly not the quality of the Virginia Slims of Newport final in 1986 when Wendy White and I had the clash of a lifetime!
by Anonymous | reply 239 | May 5, 2024 6:39 PM |
R236 which is why he was playing in a Challenger tourney…
The new way pick up cheap ranking points, and/or fill the void when you lose early in a tourney that runs more than a standard week. Everyone on the ATP tour is into it….
by Anonymous | reply 240 | May 5, 2024 6:55 PM |
[quote] The new way pick up cheap ranking points, and/or fill the void when you lose early in a tourney that runs more than a standard week. Everyone on the ATP tour is into it….
Intriguing. Tell me more.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | May 5, 2024 6:56 PM |
Felix is hanging on by his fingernails. One slip and its over.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | May 5, 2024 7:14 PM |
The quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it will fail to the ruin of all.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | May 5, 2024 7:18 PM |
Wublev wins on double fault.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | May 5, 2024 7:30 PM |
If RG started tomorrow, who would be the favorite to win? Joker?
by Anonymous | reply 245 | May 5, 2024 7:35 PM |
What do we know about Rublev's personal life? I've never heard about a gf.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | May 5, 2024 7:49 PM |
[quote] What do we know about Rublev's personal life?
Wublev self wuv.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | May 5, 2024 7:51 PM |
R246 looks like Rafa's type of crowd too. Rafa's always seemed allergic to women.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | May 5, 2024 7:52 PM |
Awkward stuff from FAA at times during Rublev's speech, standing there like a statue as an emotional Rublev compliments him. That few stuck around to hear them speak made it a little sadder, but the embrace Rublev got from the young guy in his box was quite warm.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | May 5, 2024 7:54 PM |
Not old dwindling Novaxx, R245. Four tournaments this year ending in losses to Dardi, Demon, Ruud and Sinner. Ruud, Tsitsipas and Rublev have better records overall and on clay this year. They're better bets than Beelzebub.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | May 5, 2024 8:13 PM |
Have we seen shirtless of Rublev? Is he hairy? His arms and legs are thick with blond fur, so I'm wondering about that chest.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | May 5, 2024 8:24 PM |
Ok, just googled. Meh. Skinny, pale, hairless. But still a cutie!
by Anonymous | reply 253 | May 5, 2024 8:26 PM |
R252 It is odd that he rarely - if ever - changes his shirt during a match.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | May 5, 2024 8:52 PM |
[quote] It is odd that he rarely - if ever - changes his shirt during a match.
Perhaps he can't sweat.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | May 5, 2024 8:58 PM |
Rublev said that he couldn't eat solid foods, only liquids. Very sick.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | May 5, 2024 9:00 PM |
Rublev was describing his symptoms and it sounds like he has strep throat or something. So... why was he hugging his opponents after matches? FAA is probably going to get sick now, watch.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | May 5, 2024 10:31 PM |
Heartbroken for FAA.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | May 6, 2024 1:17 AM |
What is next big tournament?
by Anonymous | reply 260 | May 6, 2024 3:19 AM |
Rome qualies start tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | May 6, 2024 3:24 AM |
Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | May 6, 2024 3:32 AM |
Tennis is so gross. They allow Russians when ALL other sports ban them. All they care about is money. A Russian won Madrid. It's gross and vile. Absolutely disgusting. They should ALL be banned.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | May 6, 2024 6:08 AM |
Even a Russian who is against Russia's attack on Ukraine, r263? Rublev has made his opposition clear—subtly, but clearly.
I know it's a thorny issue, but at least these players are competing without their national flags.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | May 6, 2024 9:50 AM |
Happy for our Wubie!
by Anonymous | reply 265 | May 6, 2024 5:16 PM |
Felix must be gutted. I hope he can pick himself up in time for Rome.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | May 6, 2024 7:17 PM |
The thing is, Felix could have just as easily won that match.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | May 6, 2024 7:19 PM |
Flip side, Felix has very few points to defend until Basel in late October since he had dismal results last year from the spring until the indoor season. He has nowhere to go but up for the next five months.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | May 6, 2024 8:37 PM |
^^^^ you're doing God's work, TY
by Anonymous | reply 271 | May 6, 2024 9:30 PM |
Boss Daddy's odious girlfriend is on her way to Rome. RIP his chances.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | May 6, 2024 9:49 PM |
I bet Fritz's new girlfriend is mad that he learned how to use a condom. She could've been set for life already like his ex-wife.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | May 7, 2024 1:29 AM |
Moorgs is the type who would never sacrifice her size -2 body for a baby. She'll go the surrogate route, if anything.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | May 7, 2024 1:43 AM |
Tsitsy will link up with a plastic influencer type now.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | May 7, 2024 1:33 PM |
It's taken a while, but beau-dacious Belgian, Zizou Bergs, finally cracks the ATP Top 100, by winning his Round 2 Qually match and making the main draw in Rome.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | May 7, 2024 2:31 PM |
BREAKING
It's reported that Domicakes will be retiring at the Vienna Open at the end of the season!
Cue wailing and rending of garments (mainly tight shorts)
by Anonymous | reply 281 | May 7, 2024 7:13 PM |
Oh noooooooooo!
Will he be an International Tennis Hall of Fame inductee like one-time major winner Andy Roddick?
by Anonymous | reply 282 | May 7, 2024 8:49 PM |
:-(
Sad to see him retire. I just hope in retirement he finds someone to adequately appreciate DAT AZZ.
I'm available!
by Anonymous | reply 283 | May 7, 2024 9:03 PM |
Somehow I expected him to retire soon. Im disappointed. If it weren’t for injuries, I’m sure his career would’ve been longer and with more major and 1000 victories.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | May 7, 2024 9:49 PM |
I shall miss Domi, one of my all-time faves. Such a good kid.
Rune practicing today with full legz showing. I wanna fuck him so bad.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | May 7, 2024 10:01 PM |
I was surprised to hear Dominic Thiem is retiring, I didn't know her was 30, which is the age some tennis players start to consider retiring. For whatever reason I thought he was about 27.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | May 7, 2024 10:06 PM |
[quote] Such a good kid.
Such a good ass.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | May 7, 2024 10:24 PM |
Gays here saying they want to fuck Rune are despicable. It's like the bullied kid being attracted to their bully. Horrifying.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | May 7, 2024 11:59 PM |
R289, he was a teen. We know. Whatever.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | May 8, 2024 12:43 AM |
Unpopular opinion, I realize, but I will miss Thiem more than Rafa. I never really connected emotionally to Rafa, though I admire him greatly.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | May 8, 2024 1:15 AM |
I won't miss Thiem that much.
I wonder what his HOF chances are. One Slam winners aren't automatic. The ones who make it generally have multiple other Slam finals - which Thiem does. A No. 1 ranking helps - Thiem peaked at No. 3. From there, it's a combination of overall performance at Slams, overall tournament titles (the bigger the better), wins over top players of their generation, and representing one's country - Davis Cup at least used to be a factor; not sure now, but the Olympics is a bigger consideration than it once was after returning as a full medal sport in 1988.
So, I'm not sure. The Slam plus three other finals is a huge step. His overall Slam performance is limited (partly due to injury) and while it's pretty good, it's not great. Compare to someone like Sabatini who has one Slam and two other finals, but has like 15 other SFs and even more QFs - i.e., deep runs. Same for someone like Roddick - who has a Slam, 4 more finals, and 14 more SF and QFs - plus a No. 1 ranking and 32 overall titles, including 5 Masters. Outside of his win and finals, Thiem has only 4 additional deep runs. Thiem's tournament total - 17 - isn't that great, and he only has one Masters. But still, the Slam win and three other finals are big bona fides. It will be interesting to see if he makes it.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | May 8, 2024 2:01 AM |
^^I meant to add that doubles achievements can also factor in sometimes.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | May 8, 2024 2:13 AM |
R292 the only way he doesn't is if the voting committee is full of bottoms who can't appreciate his ass. For his sake I hope a couple tops are on that damn committee.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | May 8, 2024 2:23 AM |
One of the big factors in Roddick getting in was the fact that he was one of the few Americans of note during that era dominated by Federer.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | May 8, 2024 2:50 AM |
But he had the bona fides regardless of nationality. There's no player with similar stats who isn't in.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | May 8, 2024 2:52 AM |
Daddy F does not use condoms R273
by Anonymous | reply 297 | May 8, 2024 4:29 AM |
R295 Roddick definitely deserved to get in. I actually can't think of a better one slam winner.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | May 8, 2024 4:34 AM |
How about a no (singles) slam winner?????
by Anonymous | reply 299 | May 8, 2024 11:04 AM |
I can't believe that hurt anti-Rune girl is still spouting her hysteria. I don't think she ever addressed another poster's question to her about any of the players endorsing/participating in any Saudi events. She never addressed if Rune's doubles partners are also "homophobic" by association. Not sure I want to read her childhood scars views.
Competitive players at all levels emote during stressful match moments. (When I was younger, I'd occasionally call myself the "f" slur under my breath if I hit what I thought was a wimpy shot. Rarely, but it happens, and it means nothing.) IF Rune is eventually shown to contribute to or endorse anti-gay policy, or maybe some hidden mic reveals, THEN I would concede.
Another of her tactics is to keep linking his younger controversial incident. Proves nothing. When others note his young age, she'll mock the "youthful indiscretion" observation. She shouldn't as people are often different from age 18.
I have a mostly unsubstantiated feeling, hunch, that eventually it might be revealed that Rune himself is gay. Super slight chance.
Damn, I respond far too much to this tortured lady.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | May 8, 2024 12:12 PM |
In other news...
Heavy hung Italian hunk, Darderi, wins a 3- set marathon over Shapo.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | May 8, 2024 12:26 PM |
There's currently confusion over whether Camila Giorgi has retired. Every article I've seen so far was AI-generated and borderline incomprehensible. Hopefully her father hasn't sold her to a Russian oligarch or oil sheikh.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | May 8, 2024 1:30 PM |
The USTA has been ordered to pay $9 million to Kylie McKenzie, a 25-year-old former tennis prodigy from Arizona, for failing to protect her from sexual assault at the USTA's training facility in Florida. The USTA investigated McKenzie's claims in 2018 before suspending and then firing coach Anibal Aranda, who was 34-years-old at the time and denied touching the tennis player inappropriately
by Anonymous | reply 306 | May 8, 2024 4:33 PM |
JJ Wolf gets into the Rome main draw as a Lucky Loser, because Berrettini has withdrawn
by Anonymous | reply 307 | May 8, 2024 4:51 PM |
How do we know that Darderi is "heavy hung?"
by Anonymous | reply 308 | May 8, 2024 5:25 PM |
R308 are you new to DL?
Everyone hot is also hung.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | May 8, 2024 5:28 PM |
There was probably some picture with moderate lump or perfectly placed bunching in his shorts and people ran with it.
I'm not saying some of these DL-declared hung players aren't actually hung - they very well could be. But I often question the proof that's offered up.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | May 8, 2024 5:28 PM |
R310 - I've watched a few of Darderi's matches closely - he has a consistent prominent bulge bouncing around in those shorts as he moves around - its low and in the front so it ain't a tennis ball!
by Anonymous | reply 311 | May 8, 2024 5:39 PM |
Someone at LPSG posted a close-up of Darderi's dick(let) print
by Anonymous | reply 312 | May 8, 2024 5:44 PM |
Poor Matteo, just can't catch a break. Well, Wimbledon suits his game better anyway, just skip the rest of clay court season.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | May 8, 2024 7:26 PM |
^^^^ that sex-crazed PP sucked the very life out of him!
by Anonymous | reply 314 | May 8, 2024 8:46 PM |
Lucky bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 315 | May 8, 2024 9:28 PM |
[quote] Heavy hung Italian hunk, Darderi, wins a 3- set marathon over Shapo.
Shapo must be pissed off with his loss. Usually when he exits a tournament he'll post something on Instagram to the effect of how much he loves the city, tournament and fans and how he hopes to return next year. For his Rome departure he posted nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | May 9, 2024 4:59 AM |
Great... everyone I was rooting for yesterday lost: Shapo, Pedro etc.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | May 9, 2024 8:37 AM |
^ we all have days like that sometimes :-(
Legz+ Team or Twinky Arnaldi Team?
by Anonymous | reply 318 | May 9, 2024 10:41 AM |
Is anyone in Rome at the moment watching Zizou Bergs v Nadal? I’m watching from home and am impressed with the way Bergs is playing *and* looking. Is he really that impressive IRL?
by Anonymous | reply 319 | May 9, 2024 12:01 PM |
Today’s Nadal is getting no further than round two, if that, at Roland Garros.
Bergs takes set one 6-4, after being down a break.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | May 9, 2024 12:17 PM |
[quote]Legz+ Team or Twinky Arnaldi Team?
Machac has withdrawn again, Ugo Humbert too
by Anonymous | reply 323 | May 9, 2024 12:42 PM |
Today's my R317 yesterday with Legz+ plus Ugo out plus Popyrin plus Hijikata and new doubles team Felix and Frances all chalking up losses. DL boyfriends Fritz & Paul also bowed out in doubles today. And the sun hasn't even begun to set in Rome.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | May 9, 2024 1:08 PM |
Twinky Arnaldi having the full Diane Parry Experience in the first. Harold Mayot giving him an almighty dick-down: 6-3, with a double service break.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | May 9, 2024 4:37 PM |
I don't care who wins between Draper and Coric so long as I can... let's go with "comfort"... the loser.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | May 9, 2024 4:46 PM |
The Gays and Tennis should have a contest to guess the number of moles Shapo has.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | May 9, 2024 4:51 PM |
I almost feel bad for Dan Evans. He is just so unattractive.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | May 9, 2024 6:35 PM |
[quote]I almost feel bad for Dan Evans. He is just so unattractive.
He looks like the default Englishman.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | May 9, 2024 6:53 PM |
Chav.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | May 9, 2024 7:04 PM |
Evans is totally unfortunate looking.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | May 9, 2024 9:06 PM |
Mopsy and Bublik defeated FAA and Big Foe 10-7 in the breaker.
That must have been a fun match!
by Anonymous | reply 335 | May 9, 2024 9:22 PM |
Very hot, R336.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | May 9, 2024 9:49 PM |
Boss Daddy is playing Fognini tomorrow. He better be ready for the Italian crowd, they've been in rare form this week.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | May 9, 2024 11:18 PM |
Is Fog the one with the nympho girlfriend?
by Anonymous | reply 339 | May 10, 2024 3:45 AM |
[quote]Is Fog the one with the nympho girlfriend?
He is married to former player Flavia Pennetta. It's Berrettini's ex-girlfriend, but she was pissed about being called a sex addict
by Anonymous | reply 340 | May 10, 2024 7:15 AM |
All the talk of the HoF amuses me. I don't think anyone outside of the US cares about it. Like baseball.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | May 10, 2024 7:53 AM |
Ooooh, I didn't notice this before: our sweet, dumb Tommy has joined the shorter shorts club with his new kit
by Anonymous | reply 342 | May 10, 2024 10:36 AM |
Domicakes no more - Thiem has announced his retirement after this season due to his persistent wrist injury. See - wanking can have long-term consequences.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | May 10, 2024 11:39 AM |
OP's thread title translates to "the road has Paris." Cute mistake.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | May 10, 2024 11:57 AM |
Except it doesn't, r344. No accent on avoir. But it COULD be read as "the road belonging to Paris."
by Anonymous | reply 345 | May 10, 2024 1:58 PM |
Peppa Pig defeats ova, Potap.
Kenin defeats Ons who was yet again PTPA Onsuccessful.
Sorribes Tormo beats Alphabet Soup.
America’s Sweetheart Danielle Collins gets a walkover from ova, Blink. Hate you gotten tired of all the winning yet?
Slit-o-lina team or Gnome team?
by Anonymous | reply 346 | May 10, 2024 2:10 PM |
Nuno Borges defeats the Bublik Enemy. Yay! I’m so happy.
Cobolli team or Seb Korda team?
Daddy Fritz team or Fog team?
KeK-man-o-vic team or Wuud team?
Shevchenko team or K. Hemsworth team?
Cerundolo team or Giant team?
Novaxx team or Moutet team?
by Anonymous | reply 347 | May 10, 2024 2:17 PM |
Flavio Cobolli just lost a tight 3-setter to lesbianese-adjacent Korda
Flavio ha degli occhi bellissimi!
by Anonymous | reply 348 | May 10, 2024 3:54 PM |
Does 'Flavio' loosely translate to 'Flavorful' in english?
by Anonymous | reply 349 | May 10, 2024 4:10 PM |
NoVaxx Vs Moutet could get very spicy!
by Anonymous | reply 350 | May 10, 2024 4:26 PM |
Gigante gives me Robbie Douglas vibes.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | May 10, 2024 4:45 PM |
Terrible news for us LeheckaLoons. He's got a stress fracture in the spine and will definitely miss Roland Garros, and possibly out for Wimby.
Just when he was beginning to build a lot of momentum. The grass tournaments could be very good for his game style.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | May 10, 2024 4:56 PM |
Casper🤦♀️
by Anonymous | reply 353 | May 10, 2024 5:17 PM |
Francesco Passaro mimes his reverse cowgirl no-hands orgasm after beating Tallon G in 3 tight sets!
by Anonymous | reply 354 | May 10, 2024 5:34 PM |
Miomir Vs Casper - Whatever the result, a bromance for the ages...
by Anonymous | reply 355 | May 10, 2024 5:54 PM |
R355 Aah, it's like what Challengers could've been like if it weren't for that meddlesome Zendaya.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | May 10, 2024 5:57 PM |
Casper was even nice enough to share a bagel with MeowMeow today.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | May 10, 2024 6:00 PM |
Love that gif. But Casper's in trouble now - down a break in the 3rd. He can't lose this early!!
by Anonymous | reply 358 | May 10, 2024 6:01 PM |
Ruud is out.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | May 10, 2024 6:17 PM |
Poor Wuud. He’ll be missed until the next tournament.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | May 10, 2024 6:26 PM |
Someone threw a bottle at Novak as he was signing autographs and leaving the stadium. It hit him in the head, and he dropped to the ground.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | May 10, 2024 7:12 PM |
Here's the video of the water bottle incident. Looks like one of those heavy metallic things. Awful
by Anonymous | reply 362 | May 10, 2024 7:14 PM |
It’s pleasant to see him writhing in pain like the pain he caused to the line judge.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | May 10, 2024 7:35 PM |
The tournament have released a video. Appears that it was a genuine accident.
The bottle was in a pocket of fan's rucksack, and you can see it slip out as he leant over.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | May 10, 2024 8:27 PM |
Hi, everyone!
by Anonymous | reply 365 | May 10, 2024 8:29 PM |
Better luck next time!
by Anonymous | reply 366 | May 10, 2024 8:37 PM |
I hate Novazz, but that sucked. It was clearly an accident, but still.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | May 10, 2024 8:44 PM |
Not a tennis fan but have any of the hot ones had dick or ass pics leak?
Yes, I’m that shallow.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | May 10, 2024 8:46 PM |
R369 Hungarian Adonis, Marton Fucsovics had his dick pics leak from a hook-up (with a woman), but they were a bit underwhelming considering the BDE he exudes.
It's floating around somewhere on LPSG.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | May 10, 2024 8:54 PM |
[quote] Hungarian Adonis, Marton Fucsovics had his dick pics leak from a hook-up
One of his many Fucs I’m sure.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | May 10, 2024 8:57 PM |
Outside food and drinks aren't allowed in the Italian Open stadiums, so that guy is fucked. He looks like a greasy autograph hound anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | May 10, 2024 9:04 PM |
Acqua di Creatina
by Anonymous | reply 373 | May 10, 2024 9:24 PM |
Fascinating, I wonder what the outcome of this will be for Novaxx. I mean hopefully there are no serious consequences being hit by the falling water bottle (pray it was at least empty by the end of the match), but will it just shore up more anger in Novaxx?
by Anonymous | reply 374 | May 10, 2024 10:58 PM |
[quote] pray it was at least empty by the end of the match
I, myself, do not.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | May 10, 2024 11:15 PM |
Ons has a terrible pitted acne face.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | May 11, 2024 2:06 AM |
I might be in love with Favio. But Boss is doing a great job making Daddy look hot as hell. Especially if you know his horny background.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | May 11, 2024 2:48 AM |
Boss Daddy!
by Anonymous | reply 378 | May 11, 2024 10:46 AM |
[quote]Appears that it was a genuine accident.
Which was the likeliest scenario from the start, but Djokovic's most vocal online fans, who believed it was a deliberate assault, are big on persecution complexes. If his team withheld the truth from him and let him think it was deliberate, the indignation alone would've propelled him to the semifinals.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | May 11, 2024 11:36 AM |
^Luckily, we have you to keep us up-to-date on what delusional randos are saying about him.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | May 11, 2024 12:00 PM |
Nonetheless, it was a wonderfully mad moment of universal whimsy for those of us who would choose Djokovic as the player most deserving.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | May 11, 2024 12:38 PM |
Djokovic's response video was funny. I'm in R381's camp, but this was what his more overwrought fans needed after yesterday's excitement.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | May 11, 2024 12:54 PM |
From 2005-2022, 18 years, either Nadal or Novaxx was in the Rome final. And Federer never retired from a match anywhere (IIRC). Remarkable statistics in an era when guys seem withdraw or quit on a whim.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | May 11, 2024 1:08 PM |
Tight first set taken in a tie break by Shang, serving yellow lovelies against courtly Napolitano. Prettiest match of the day so far. Shang breaks into the top 100 as its youngest occupant.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | May 11, 2024 1:17 PM |
[quote] Remarkable statistics in an era when guys seem withdraw or quit on a whim.
Really? I hadn’t noticed.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | May 11, 2024 1:18 PM |
And another thing, the other guys of the time left it all on the court. Ferrer was always there, Murray would die 3 time a match and keep playing, Berdych wasn't a quitter. Everyone else knew they had to go through these guys before the big 3. Today, everyone is vulnerable on a given day.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | May 11, 2024 1:27 PM |
So true!
by Anonymous | reply 387 | May 11, 2024 1:43 PM |
Big Jack D Team or 'Clay'medev Team?
by Anonymous | reply 388 | May 11, 2024 1:45 PM |
Small Cat team.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | May 11, 2024 1:47 PM |
Med all the way to the trophy!
by Anonymous | reply 390 | May 11, 2024 1:59 PM |
RCB team or Minotaur/Hitlerstache team?
Tsitsy/Citybus team or Struff team?
FAA team or van de Zandschlut team?
Giron of the Great Ass team or Wublev team?
Nardi team or Legz/Brat team?
by Anonymous | reply 391 | May 11, 2024 2:05 PM |
Minotaur Team (altho equally happy if RCB wins) Struffi Team FAA Team Giron Ream Nordy Nardi (Never Brat) Team
Grazie per avermelo chiesto!
by Anonymous | reply 392 | May 11, 2024 2:28 PM |
[quote] Giron Ream
Haha.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | May 11, 2024 2:29 PM |
Quite the Freudian slip, R392.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | May 11, 2024 2:30 PM |
Never-say-die daredevil acrobatics from Big Jack D...
...ending in a magnificent display of clay-caked cake!
by Anonymous | reply 395 | May 11, 2024 2:31 PM |
Princess Tsitsi has a snit-fit full-on racket smash after getting broken in the first game by Struffi.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | May 11, 2024 5:29 PM |
The Citybus to hell is paved with good intentions.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | May 11, 2024 5:33 PM |
Gurl needa getta holda hurseff!
by Anonymous | reply 398 | May 11, 2024 5:47 PM |
lol saw this on Twitter/X: current state of the ATP Top 10
by Anonymous | reply 399 | May 11, 2024 5:59 PM |
'Sick in the head', 'tie-break addiction' and, obviously 'bisexual and balding' are the ones that have me roaring!
Props to whoever came up with that.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | May 11, 2024 6:15 PM |
I only saw the highlights of Ruud's match but I could tell just by the way walked toward the handshake that something was up with his back. (Yes, I'm that insightful.)
by Anonymous | reply 401 | May 11, 2024 6:19 PM |
Citybus being a reckless little bitch.
I'm getting sick of all this racquet smashing. They're all doing it now.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | May 11, 2024 6:42 PM |
I'm glad Legz got ride of that ugly yellow kit.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | May 11, 2024 7:31 PM |
Racquet-smashing Citybus won.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | May 11, 2024 8:00 PM |
Felix comes back from 1-5 to take the second set and the match from Botox Van de Schlep 6-1, 7-6.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | May 11, 2024 8:01 PM |
Too bad Tennis Channel is not showing the Gironass match.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | May 11, 2024 8:02 PM |
Rafa uncertain about playing Roland Garros.
Rightfully doesn’t want his farewell to be a beatdown.
Based on how he matched up today with Hubie — not exactly a titan of clay — that’s a legit concern.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | May 11, 2024 8:28 PM |
Giron of the Great Ass wins the first set against Woobie.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | May 11, 2024 8:58 PM |
One set all.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | May 11, 2024 9:33 PM |
Giron makes me so horny. That boy was built for pleasure.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | May 11, 2024 9:44 PM |
This is a real hotie vs nottie match-up.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | May 11, 2024 9:56 PM |
Woobie through.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | May 11, 2024 10:22 PM |
[quote] I'm glad Legz got ride of that ugly yellow kit.
Rid.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | May 12, 2024 1:11 AM |
R410 i find him incredibly hot. The ass is just everything i like. I also think he's cute.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | May 12, 2024 1:17 AM |
Heartbroken for Rafa. You just know he wanted to win one more slam, preferably RG this one last time, and then call it quits. I think he deserved that kind of ending, but right now its hard to fathom.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | May 12, 2024 2:41 AM |
Nadal looked about 100 years old playing Hurkacz today.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | May 12, 2024 2:43 AM |
Is Roger not his shadow in this Saudi play?
by Anonymous | reply 420 | May 12, 2024 2:47 AM |
I'd have daddy issues all day, every day if Stefano's dad was my daddy.
Be on my knees whenever he asked.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | May 12, 2024 3:56 AM |
Cerundolo team or K. Hemsworth team?
Daddy Fritz team or Seb Korda team?
"Nole" team or Tabilo team?
Mopsy team or ZZZ team?
A. Zverev team or Darderi team?
by Anonymous | reply 422 | May 12, 2024 4:02 AM |
Cerundolo
Korda
Tabilo
Mopsy
Darderi all day every day.
TIA
by Anonymous | reply 423 | May 12, 2024 8:21 AM |
Cerundolo, Daddy, Tabby, ZZZ, and Dreamy Darderi Teams... and Borges, Atmane and Thiccmanovic Teams in the other 3 matches today.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | May 12, 2024 8:22 AM |
Tabilo giving it to Joker and not in the way that he likes it.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | May 12, 2024 1:21 PM |
Joker taking out his frustration on the poor ballkids.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | May 12, 2024 1:26 PM |
Yay! I’m so happy.
Novaxx out. Alejandro Tabilo thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | May 12, 2024 2:15 PM |
NoVaxx bundled out in just over an hour by Tabilo. Novak booed off court.
Gulp.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | May 12, 2024 2:15 PM |
At least Rafa is losing matches because he's battling injuries. What's Novak's excuse? He's lost his edge.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | May 12, 2024 2:16 PM |
[quote]NoVaxx bundled out in just over an hour by Tabilo. Novak booed off court.
And he lost on a double-fault. That might be hard to shake off.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | May 12, 2024 2:18 PM |
Maybe Novak needs to drop down and play some 125/250 tournaments. Eh, who am I kidding? He'd get his ass handed to him there as well.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | May 12, 2024 2:20 PM |
Where’s today’s water bottle?
by Anonymous | reply 432 | May 12, 2024 2:21 PM |
At this rate, Thiago Monteiro's heading for his first ATP1000 Title!
by Anonymous | reply 433 | May 12, 2024 2:25 PM |
On to Daddy and Sebby.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | May 12, 2024 2:33 PM |
Released!!!
by Anonymous | reply 435 | May 12, 2024 2:36 PM |
There is live tennis happening but the Tennis Channel is showing this fluff piece with the bottle blonde. Why do I pay so much money for this channel? I will never make this mistake again. Pirated streams only from here on out.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | May 12, 2024 3:22 PM |
Djokovic also lost with a double fault to Caspar Ruud a few tournaments ago.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | May 12, 2024 3:28 PM |
[quote]Djokovic also lost with a double fault to Caspar Ruud a few tournaments ago.
Both double faults seemed intentional, too, like he had no fight left, was sick of being out there, didn't want to play anymore, said fuck it.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | May 12, 2024 3:39 PM |
In which case the feeling is mutual.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | May 12, 2024 3:44 PM |
Thousands of people gathered to watch merely Rafa walk off the Rome premises yesterday. As if he was royalty. It was rather moving and quite amazing.
Novak gets booed off the court.
Yeah, Novak might have all the records. But Rafa is beloved.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | May 12, 2024 3:52 PM |
Very happy for Tabilo. He's kinda cute too.
by Anonymous | reply 441 | May 12, 2024 4:12 PM |
Peppa.
Peppa Pig.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | May 12, 2024 4:30 PM |
I stan Penko. Her facial expressions make me laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | May 12, 2024 5:21 PM |
[quote] Her facial expressions make me laugh.
Maria makes me...laugh!
by Anonymous | reply 445 | May 12, 2024 5:23 PM |
America's Sweetheart Danielle Collins team or Garcia team?
by Anonymous | reply 446 | May 12, 2024 5:23 PM |
DanYELL of course
by Anonymous | reply 447 | May 12, 2024 5:24 PM |
When will Iga come out of the closet?
by Anonymous | reply 448 | May 12, 2024 5:27 PM |
Novak is actually blaming the bottle incident. No lie.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | May 12, 2024 6:06 PM |
Eet hurts so mush?
by Anonymous | reply 450 | May 12, 2024 6:22 PM |
I dropped an empty hydroflask on my foot once and it hurt like a mfer for about an hour. That bottle was dropped on his head from 15' up. I'm more surprised that he didn't get scans.
He needs a coach more than anything.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | May 12, 2024 6:41 PM |
DanYELL is through! Garcia no real match for her. It sucks that she, Sabalenka and Penko are in the same half of the draw.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | May 12, 2024 6:59 PM |
[quote] DanYELL is through!
Have you gotten tired of all the winning?
by Anonymous | reply 453 | May 12, 2024 7:03 PM |
Why aren't they show the hot mens playing? I'm tired of the fish!
by Anonymous | reply 454 | May 12, 2024 7:11 PM |
Shut up, gross Pam! Go find a 90-year-old to suck off, if that's even old enough for you.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | May 12, 2024 7:35 PM |
ZZZ team
Zhang team
by Anonymous | reply 456 | May 12, 2024 7:47 PM |
ZZZ breeZZZes past FLOPsy in the first set, while Dreamy Darderi pushes The Ratfaced Cunt hard - but to no avail - in the other match.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | May 12, 2024 7:48 PM |
What makes A. Zverev look rat faced? Is it the same thing that causes Tim O'Tay to look mouse faced?
by Anonymous | reply 458 | May 12, 2024 7:51 PM |
Zverev looks like Dracula, not a rat. He would just need a cape at Halloween, the rest is natural.
by Anonymous | reply 459 | May 12, 2024 7:53 PM |
I can't wait until Zverev disappears from the top 10.
Does he even have any fans anymore?
by Anonymous | reply 460 | May 12, 2024 7:53 PM |
ZZZ!
by Anonymous | reply 461 | May 12, 2024 8:32 PM |
Ben Shelton is a servebot. That might get him far on a hard court but will always get exposed on clay.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | May 12, 2024 8:38 PM |
The PTPA curse made itself known today.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | May 12, 2024 8:39 PM |
Given the cheers and standing ovation that Zverev got at the end of his on-court interview, I'd say that yes, he still has fans.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | May 12, 2024 8:41 PM |
I think the fans are just thrilled that a top ten player is still in the tourney. They’re in scarce supply and they want to see some big names.
by Anonymous | reply 465 | May 12, 2024 8:51 PM |
I think Gauff will lose to Badosa tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 467 | May 12, 2024 9:07 PM |
Bye Nole!
by Anonymous | reply 469 | May 12, 2024 9:52 PM |
Which colors look best on the various male players?
by Anonymous | reply 470 | May 12, 2024 10:52 PM |
Giron and Thiem should always wear white shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 471 | May 12, 2024 11:29 PM |
Taylor Fritz never did anything for me in the looks department, however I must say he has gotten a bit more handsome to me in the past year as he matures, and the black Boss togs look fine on him.
I don't understand however why everyone thinks he's some over-sexed maniac though simply based onthe fact that he fathered a child in his teens ... I mean all these guys are drowning in both hormones and available women like most regular dudes in their late teens, that he got 'caught' doesn't mean anything more than the fact that he got 'caught'. Theses guys are drowning in pussy on the circuit if that's their choice. Look at Grigor.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | May 12, 2024 11:43 PM |
R472 it's DL. Half the fun of this cesspool is the silly narratives that somehow form like Athena. Then we beat that narrative into the ground for a decade or two.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | May 13, 2024 1:33 AM |
Yeah, R473 is right. It's DL fan fic that was created over time in response to certain things with Fritz. Some of it COULD be true, but we don't know whether it is or not. It's happened with any number of players, but Fritz is one of the most consistent ones and where there's been a large buy-in from DLers. We're not taking it seriously; it's all in good fun.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | May 13, 2024 5:32 AM |
R474 - All of this! The #1 Rule of DL The Gays and Tennis...
by Anonymous | reply 475 | May 13, 2024 6:43 AM |
In The Battle Of The Nice Boys:
Demon Team or FAA Team?
by Anonymous | reply 476 | May 13, 2024 9:32 AM |
Would like to see felix continuing to notch some wins to shore up his confidence.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | May 13, 2024 9:36 AM |
Happy that Zheng beat Osaka after the drama of Q's coach dumping her to return to Osaka. Haha.
by Anonymous | reply 478 | May 13, 2024 12:55 PM |
Ice cold demolition of Woobie by Alexandre Muller. Didn't flinch for a second in the final set.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | May 13, 2024 1:08 PM |
Napolitano team or Jarry team?
Hubie team or Etcheverry team?
Baez team or Brat/Legz team?
Medjedovic team or Small Cat team?
by Anonymous | reply 481 | May 13, 2024 2:24 PM |
Napolitano, TME, Legz and Med-Jed Teams
Grazie per avermelo chiesto!
by Anonymous | reply 482 | May 13, 2024 2:32 PM |
Napolitano, Etcheverry/Mi Amor Para Siempre, Lil' Seba/Never Brat and Small Cat Teams
TFA!
by Anonymous | reply 483 | May 13, 2024 2:33 PM |
Our sweet, dumb Tommy over Koepfer in straights
by Anonymous | reply 484 | May 13, 2024 2:47 PM |
Happy to see Daddy and Tommy going deep
by Anonymous | reply 485 | May 13, 2024 3:01 PM |
Napolitano is beautiful....come on DL! You should have warned me.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | May 13, 2024 6:36 PM |
Medjedo...djokovic is a bit of a cunt, isn't he? Just like his idol.
Probably a mean fuck, tho...
by Anonymous | reply 490 | May 13, 2024 6:38 PM |
Napolitano indicating what he'd like to do with a big fat cock.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | May 13, 2024 6:59 PM |
R488, shattered and broken legs! Wune out defeated by Baez.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | May 13, 2024 7:51 PM |
Medjedovic reminds me of Igor/Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | May 13, 2024 7:59 PM |
Small Cat through.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | May 13, 2024 7:59 PM |
Medvedev through.
He's cute as a button!
by Anonymous | reply 496 | May 13, 2024 8:02 PM |
The Round of 16 could be carnage - apart from Zverev over Borges, no matches look straight forward.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | May 13, 2024 8:30 PM |
Nothing is straightforward. Nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | May 13, 2024 8:31 PM |
Nothing is straightforward. Nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | May 13, 2024 8:33 PM |
Boss Daddy Team or NSYG Team?
Titsy Team or Demon Team?
Hubie Team or Lil Sebastian Team?
ODS Tommy Team or Little Cat Team?
by Anonymous | reply 501 | May 13, 2024 11:46 PM |
Daddy Fritz team.
Minotaur/Hitlerstache team.
Lil’ Sebby team.
Small Cat team.
In the other matches I’m Tabilo team, indifferent between ZZZ team and Monteiro team, Jarry team and Borges team. I admit I like K. Hemsworth and A. Zverev for the eye candy though.
Thanks so very much for asking!
by Anonymous | reply 502 | May 13, 2024 11:56 PM |
Although nobody really cares (other than Ben & Courtney):
Svee-i-tek team or Tippy Turtle team?
Coco team it Zheng team?
by Anonymous | reply 503 | May 14, 2024 12:00 AM |
Coco team or Zheng team?
by Anonymous | reply 504 | May 14, 2024 12:00 AM |
Q team! I like her.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | May 14, 2024 4:25 AM |
Count me in as another who thinks Daddy's new Boss look makes my knees weak.
by Anonymous | reply 506 | May 14, 2024 4:28 AM |
Jannik Sinner, probably, out of Roland Garros. Hip problem persists.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | May 14, 2024 10:53 AM |
Tabilo does it again!
Follows up his defeat of NoVaxx with a double tie-break thriller over Khachanov.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | May 14, 2024 11:45 AM |
Why is Dimitrov NYSG? I feel I should know, but I don't.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | May 14, 2024 2:23 PM |
I'm so happy the homophobe lost.
by Anonymous | reply 512 | May 14, 2024 2:24 PM |
it's actually NSYG
(not so) Young Grigor
by Anonymous | reply 513 | May 14, 2024 2:26 PM |
Okay, thanks R513. I've heard that plenty of times.
by Anonymous | reply 514 | May 14, 2024 3:38 PM |
Roland Garros fail to give Domicakes a Wildcard in his last season.
LA HONTE!
by Anonymous | reply 515 | May 14, 2024 4:09 PM |
They may have already been apportioned. But, still, a two-time finalist - unfortunate he couldn't get one. I assume he tries to qualify.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | May 14, 2024 4:13 PM |
Our dumb, sweet Tommy wins the first set against Smell Cat 6-1.
by Anonymous | reply 517 | May 14, 2024 4:46 PM |
Tommy beat Med 6-1 in the first set in Indian Wells and then lost - but that was on Med's much-preferred hard courts.
by Anonymous | reply 518 | May 14, 2024 4:50 PM |
We're still on course for a Daddy vs. Tommy final! The prospect of that much dumbness, sweetness, and horniness in one match is too much to fathom.
by Anonymous | reply 519 | May 14, 2024 4:52 PM |
Tommy appears in his gf's vlog about Rome, he's like the Ryan Lochte of tennis.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | May 14, 2024 4:59 PM |
R520, he rather looks like him too. Jean!
by Anonymous | reply 521 | May 14, 2024 5:52 PM |
Oops. I meant “Jeah!” at R521.
by Anonymous | reply 522 | May 14, 2024 5:53 PM |
His girlfriend is... ghoulish.
by Anonymous | reply 523 | May 14, 2024 6:05 PM |
Dad to see the Demon lose to Citybus.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | May 14, 2024 6:10 PM |
Citybus, rid of Paula's dreaded PP, goes on a rampage! MURDERS Demon in cold blood!
by Anonymous | reply 525 | May 14, 2024 6:11 PM |
Sad not Dad at R524.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | May 14, 2024 6:21 PM |
[R520] I decided to click on the VLOG and wasted twenty minutes of my life. (My fault, not yours.) Could she be more vapid? Could he? LOVE the Ryan Lochte comparison above -- on point.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | May 14, 2024 7:15 PM |
He's dumb but at he least he is gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 528 | May 14, 2024 10:37 PM |
shirtless Tommy starting about 9:42 in the PP vlog above
by Anonymous | reply 530 | May 15, 2024 12:35 AM |
I had a dream last night that I was cuddling with Hubie Hurkacz. He was a great cuddler.
by Anonymous | reply 532 | May 15, 2024 1:26 AM |
Kokk also has a girlfriend doing the same thing as Tommy's GF. Is there something in the water?
by Anonymous | reply 533 | May 15, 2024 2:20 AM |
These whores gotta do something when their not sucking dick.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | May 15, 2024 2:31 AM |
Social media is basically the only way these thirsty bitches can make a buck on their own. They can't have real jobs. All they do is trail after their athlete, act like an emotional support animal and hope that in return for their sacrifices they'll get a ring and an easy life. Pete Sampras dated an attorney for years but broke up with her when she forced the issue on marriage. She sued him. He settled out of court. True story!
Sinner doesn't even let his skank sit in his players box, let alone post about him on her social media. He'd probably dump her (again) if she started vlogging. She makes sure that everyone knows that she's traveled to his tournaments. Jury is out if he makes her pay her own way or go halfsies, because he is cheap asf like that.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | May 15, 2024 3:07 AM |
The asterisk next to the whole WAG youtube vlogging thing is Daria Kasatkina's girlfriend's channel, What The Vlog. Her vlogs are interesting, lots of behind the scenes stuff, interviews with players -- it's fun.
by Anonymous | reply 536 | May 15, 2024 3:17 AM |
The sad thing is that ODS Tommy is clearly crazy about that skank ho PP who wants to suck the life out of him.
by Anonymous | reply 537 | May 15, 2024 6:03 AM |
Ale-Ale-jandro Team or ZZZ Team?
Rat-faced Cunt Team or Boss Daddy Team?
by Anonymous | reply 538 | May 15, 2024 1:12 PM |
You all laugh at Rafa over the years leaving Meri at home 'at the bank'. Best decision he ever made, as compared to the current crop of girlfriends that dress like whores and act like they're practicing to be on a real housewives. They're all kinds of skank.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | May 15, 2024 1:37 PM |
^We laugh at Rafa for being a closet case and leaving his wife with his sister while he tours the world with his physio.
by Anonymous | reply 540 | May 15, 2024 1:40 PM |
^shallow, but you do you
by Anonymous | reply 541 | May 15, 2024 1:49 PM |
Do you think Djokovic is injured?
by Anonymous | reply 542 | May 15, 2024 2:18 PM |
Ale Ale Team
Boss Daddy Team
by Anonymous | reply 543 | May 15, 2024 2:20 PM |
Very happy for Tabilo!
by Anonymous | reply 545 | May 15, 2024 3:30 PM |
Team DanYELL of course
by Anonymous | reply 546 | May 15, 2024 5:09 PM |
[quote] Very happy for Tabilo!
Yay! I’m so happy.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | May 15, 2024 5:11 PM |
[quote] Team DanYELL of course
America’s Sweetheart Danielle Collins team.
by Anonymous | reply 548 | May 15, 2024 5:12 PM |
Daddy Fritz team.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | May 15, 2024 5:12 PM |
I fell asleep during the Tabilo/Zhang match.
ZZZ.
by Anonymous | reply 550 | May 15, 2024 5:43 PM |
I've always had a soft spot for Vika and was thinking how nice it was that she's regained a bit of mojo of late. Then I heard that nonstop shrieking on today's highlight reel.
Dayyyum.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | May 15, 2024 8:54 PM |
I can't stand Monica Puig's voice. It's so nasally and she drones on and on about nothing. Is she the best they can get at the Tennis Channel?
by Anonymous | reply 552 | May 15, 2024 9:24 PM |
Andy Roddick could use a better hair piece.
by Anonymous | reply 553 | May 15, 2024 9:26 PM |
I'm saddened to see HRH Peppa, Queen of the Baltics, go out. She's slimmed down and playing well. I will miss her burning regal stares at the line judges ,and her dismissive look of absolute of disbelief when hawkeye proves her challenges to be wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 556 | May 15, 2024 10:54 PM |
This was weird, I'm not sure what to make of it. Sausage allergy?
by Anonymous | reply 557 | May 15, 2024 11:04 PM |
R557, isn’t she, herself, a sausage?
by Anonymous | reply 558 | May 15, 2024 11:22 PM |
More of a Meatwad.
by Anonymous | reply 559 | May 15, 2024 11:30 PM |
Hubie Team or OSD Tommy Team?
Titsy Team or Jarry Team?
by Anonymous | reply 560 | May 15, 2024 11:35 PM |
Ostapenko reminds me of Natasha Lyonne for some reason, always has. They don't really look a like, I just sort of imagine that they have very similar personalities.
by Anonymous | reply 562 | May 16, 2024 12:05 AM |
Our sweet, dumb Tommy team.
Jarry team.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | May 16, 2024 12:25 AM |
Hoobie getting broken left, right and centre by OSD Tommy. I did not see this coming.
by Anonymous | reply 564 | May 16, 2024 12:27 PM |
Hubie for sure; either Tsitsi or Jarry are fine by me.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | May 16, 2024 12:50 PM |
After a final game with more twists and turns than a twisty-turny thing, OSD Tommy pulls out the win!
Over takes FLOPsy as US #2 in the ATP Rankings.
by Anonymous | reply 566 | May 16, 2024 1:58 PM |
Jarry levels up against Citybus, who looked like he was cruising until the middle of the second set. Could be a final set thriller.
by Anonymous | reply 569 | May 16, 2024 7:02 PM |
A. Tabilo team or A. Zverev team?
Jarry team or Our Dumb Sweet Tommy team?
by Anonymous | reply 571 | May 16, 2024 8:27 PM |
I'm going for an All Chileno Final:
Ale-Alejandro Team
Jarry Potter Team
by Anonymous | reply 572 | May 16, 2024 8:45 PM |
Danielle Rose vs. She-Hulk is big-babe tennis at its best.
by Anonymous | reply 573 | May 16, 2024 8:58 PM |
Only one player in the semis who's ranked in the top 15. When's the last time that happened at an ATP 1000 tournament?
by Anonymous | reply 574 | May 16, 2024 10:13 PM |
Love me some Tommy and his furry stomach. And more seriously, what outstanding defense he played today!
by Anonymous | reply 575 | May 16, 2024 10:29 PM |
Ale Alejandro Team
ODS Tommy (and his tummy) Team
by Anonymous | reply 576 | May 16, 2024 11:07 PM |
Full meh on the final 4 in Rome. I'll be watching Bordeaux and Turin instead.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | May 16, 2024 11:55 PM |
R577 it's really bizarre isn't it? I know the Rafa/Fed/Nole thing got old, but damn do I miss it.
by Anonymous | reply 578 | May 17, 2024 12:00 AM |
Yes, R578, I miss the days when Rafa delivered with full swagger, Federer paid homage, and Djokovic's persecution/adulation complex hadn't turned him into a raging, devious weasel.
Now that the guard has changed, I like what Alcaraz and Sinner bring to the game, if only they can be less injury-prone, and Medvedev's mellowed but maybe peaked. Looking forward to whether Fils, Felix, Mensik, Navone and several others can step it up and take Rune, Zverev, and Tsitsipas down a peg or ten.
by Anonymous | reply 579 | May 17, 2024 4:44 AM |
Is the PP there to fuck everything up?
by Anonymous | reply 580 | May 17, 2024 4:48 AM |
Very happy for Jarry!
by Anonymous | reply 581 | May 17, 2024 5:38 AM |
Personally I love the new era. Surprises at the sharp end of tournaments. New and not-so-new players having a turn in the spotlight. If you actually watch theses matches you might be surprised and see some great tennis.
I was not a particular fan of Jarry, but he was playing some phenomenal tennis against Tsitsipas last night. Stunning winners from all over the court.
I'm more engaged than I have been for years.
by Anonymous | reply 582 | May 17, 2024 9:58 AM |
I saw on r/tennis that Sinner is now allegedly dating Anna Kalinskaya.
by Anonymous | reply 583 | May 17, 2024 1:12 PM |
Tsitsidosa is dead. Long live Sinnskaya.
by Anonymous | reply 584 | May 17, 2024 1:46 PM |
Tabilo breadsticks The Ratfaced Cunt in just over half an hour. Drop-shotting him at will and generally driving him crazy.
I FREAKING LOVE THIS GUY.
by Anonymous | reply 585 | May 17, 2024 2:18 PM |
[quote]Is the PP there to fuck everything up?
Tommy's is. She's been vlogging from Rome. At least she shows Tommy parading around in his skivvies.
by Anonymous | reply 587 | May 17, 2024 3:03 PM |
God, Tabilo won the first set 6-1 and is going to wind up losing this match at this rate.
by Anonymous | reply 588 | May 17, 2024 3:39 PM |
ratface revenge
by Anonymous | reply 589 | May 17, 2024 3:54 PM |
Il Gingio
by Anonymous | reply 590 | May 17, 2024 3:55 PM |
ODS Tommy
by Anonymous | reply 591 | May 17, 2024 3:55 PM |
Peppa Pig
by Anonymous | reply 592 | May 17, 2024 3:56 PM |
Legz+
by Anonymous | reply 593 | May 17, 2024 3:56 PM |
Ratface
by Anonymous | reply 594 | May 17, 2024 3:56 PM |
Lil Sebastian
by Anonymous | reply 596 | May 17, 2024 3:57 PM |
She Hulk
by Anonymous | reply 597 | May 17, 2024 3:57 PM |
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