I have a husband.
My husband and I
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 6, 2024 12:53 AM |
Recently, my husband was pining for a chicken à la king recipe.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 8, 2024 11:30 PM |
I have a friend who’s a folksinger.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 8, 2024 11:32 PM |
Not me and my husband?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 8, 2024 11:35 PM |
[quote] We
We won the series!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 8, 2024 11:37 PM |
I'd love to, but I have to check with my husband first.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 9, 2024 12:27 AM |
My husband and me!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 9, 2024 12:27 AM |
My husband is very close to his mother.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 9, 2024 11:22 AM |
And don’t forget Mitzi (the annoying Pomeranian)
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 10, 2024 12:28 AM |
My husband and I adopted a rescue cat. No, it rescued US.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 10, 2024 3:31 AM |
R9, was it a rescue cat?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 10, 2024 3:31 AM |
Better than wifey-poo
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 10, 2024 4:09 AM |
R11, Chambo's wifey?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 10, 2024 4:12 AM |
We paid the day worker $75 to haul it all to the curb, then he blew "my husband and me" for a pack of Marlboros and a six pack of beer.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 10, 2024 4:15 AM |
Tell me quando quando quando.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 10, 2024 4:19 AM |
My husband and I are going to Skechers today. He needs a new pair of casual shoes.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 10, 2024 11:21 AM |
Me and the hubster!!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 10, 2024 11:27 AM |
Is he a rescue?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 10, 2024 11:31 AM |
Pookie? Boo? Bae?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 10, 2024 11:32 AM |
Is your husband aware that he is your husband?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 10, 2024 12:23 PM |
My two husbears and I
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 10, 2024 12:36 PM |
What’s the situation downstairs? DLers have notoriously high standards.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 10, 2024 12:43 PM |
Can he cook, though?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 10, 2024 12:47 PM |
[quote] We
Chee!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 10, 2024 12:51 PM |
Do you and your hubby have kiddos?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 10, 2024 2:26 PM |
My asshole neighbor Patty said my husband and I are tiresome. I have no idea, other than her being an asshole, why she would say that about my husband and me.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 10, 2024 3:12 PM |
Perhaps too serious a comment for this thread, but:
My partner and I have been together for almost 30 years. We got married 15 years ago when it became possible. I hear lesbians talking about "my wife" and gay men talking about "my husband".... and it never seemed comfortable or accurate for us. I call him (and introduce him to new people as) "my partner".... I've thought about what this means. I think 1) I am old enough to still have a residue internalized instince to not be too visible, but also 2) simply replicating heteronormitave roles isn't what the goal. So many same-sex marriages seem to want to be perceived, to behave "just like straight people." Not sure that's the great win many think it is. Again, this, perhaps, is just something left over from the political "liberation" movement of the 70s.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 10, 2024 3:22 PM |
^^ heteronormative
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 10, 2024 3:24 PM |
I love him!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 10, 2024 3:39 PM |
He and I call each other "smunky" when we cuddle and spoon at night. We have a bunch of different cuddles and each one has a name. My favorite is the "curly fry"
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 10, 2024 3:44 PM |
Thanks a lot R29. I just lost my lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 10, 2024 3:59 PM |
OP - Feel free to submit this to Roz Chaste for inclusion in The Rainbow Curriculum collection
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 10, 2024 4:16 PM |
[quote]My husband and I
For decades this was Queen Elizabeth II's catchphrase, often imitated. And now revived in a way she could never remotely have anticipated.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 10, 2024 4:38 PM |
Tell us you DIDN’T wear white…
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 10, 2024 4:55 PM |
My husband and I refinanced our town home.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 10, 2024 4:57 PM |
Rodney makes a lousy dick-holster, but he's still my husbear.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 10, 2024 5:08 PM |
I have someone else’s husband twice weekly.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 10, 2024 5:28 PM |
But is he a Blatino husbear?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 10, 2024 5:31 PM |
We have two homes and we like to spend as much time as possible entertaining our friends there.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 10, 2024 5:42 PM |
R32 Jesus Christ must you work this garbage into every thread?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 10, 2024 6:31 PM |
I feel very lucky to have my husband. I know he feels the same way about me. We just really seem to “get” each other.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 10, 2024 6:57 PM |
We rescue animals together.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 11, 2024 4:21 AM |
My hushbinsh?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 11, 2024 4:22 AM |
I like doing all the housework. My husband doesn’t thank me, but I know he appreciates it.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 11, 2024 12:59 PM |
I wish I had a husband. Being single is hard.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 3, 2024 2:48 PM |
My husband and I finish each other’s sentences.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 3, 2024 3:29 PM |
Being single IS hard. So is math!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 3, 2024 3:35 PM |
…haven’t found each other yet!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 3, 2024 3:38 PM |
My husband was onetime a hot twink. Quarter century later, he has gotten fat in belly. I became slim. All is good.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 3, 2024 3:56 PM |
Let’s talk about the husband.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 3, 2024 4:08 PM |
I am MRS. Norman Maine.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 3, 2024 4:10 PM |
R26 I'm not a fan of the word "husband" either. I feel like it is caught in traditional husband/wife roles, which doesn't work for me.
When I use the term husband, I suppose that people believe I am the "wife," which bothers me. Even though we are officially married, I frequently use the word "partner" instead. However, I then feel compelled to explain the dynamics of our relationship to strangers.
Yes, I over think things.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 3, 2024 5:17 PM |
I’m sorry to hear that. It won’t last long.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 3, 2024 5:30 PM |
R51
A very wifey way of looking at this.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 3, 2024 5:42 PM |
My husband and I recall the day
We said goodbye and we sailed away
And we think of our friends who had to stay
But we don’t talk about that…
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 3, 2024 5:45 PM |
My husband and I have pet names for each other. He's the Bunny Man and I'm Mr Pumpkin.
For the life of us, we have no idea why.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 3, 2024 5:55 PM |
[quote]I have a husband.
Big deal, OP, I've had four.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 3, 2024 5:58 PM |
You’re a bunch of liars!!!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 3, 2024 7:11 PM |
Did you get your mail today OP?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 3, 2024 7:27 PM |
He’s not my husband… he is MY MAN!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 3, 2024 8:10 PM |
Oh look. Another bottom thread.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 3, 2024 8:13 PM |
Not for long...
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 3, 2024 8:14 PM |
OP I am late to this thread. Are you guys still together?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 3, 2024 8:18 PM |
Is your husband hot? Mine isn’t.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 3, 2024 9:21 PM |
[quote]and i can go into hysterics very easily
Still dear? We thought you finally outgrew that.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 3, 2024 9:23 PM |
I have these in each room of our house, with small variations. For My Husband…
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 6, 2024 12:46 AM |
[quote] My husband and I
Are you Her Late Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II?
She began most speeches with this.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 6, 2024 12:53 AM |