My friend Julie told Marlo Thomas, "A little more filler would really bring out the planes in your cheeks!"
My Friend Julie is Such a Cunt: 2024 edition
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 15, 2024 9:28 PM |
Julie also told Amal Clooney that she looked fat and needed to lose weight. She's the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 15, 2023 4:21 AM |
"A little more filler would allow planes to land on your cheeks!'
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 15, 2023 5:22 AM |
Julie told Liz Magill to just talk in circles whenever questioned. No one pays attention to academics anyway. Especially Penn academics.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 15, 2023 7:52 AM |
Julie came to my house and kicked my dog.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 15, 2023 8:19 AM |
Julie put garlic butter on my waffles!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 15, 2023 1:12 PM |
Excuse me! The title of this thread should be “I hate my friend Julie.”
Everybody knows that. Idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 15, 2023 1:28 PM |
Julie hasn’t told her friends in the Justice for Palestine movement that she was secretly Bat Mitzvahed inside the Dome of the Rock.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 15, 2023 1:31 PM |
My friend Julie told Claudine Gay, "You know, there really are two sides to genociding the Jews."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 15, 2023 6:47 PM |
Hey Julie, perhaps tone it down for the holidays?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 15, 2023 7:14 PM |
My friend Julie overindulged in the mashed potato bar at my sister's wedding and there wasn't enough for everyone else!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 15, 2023 7:22 PM |
OP I wish you were a better writer
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 15, 2023 7:58 PM |
R11=my friend Julie...
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 15, 2023 8:03 PM |
My friend Julie told Aidan Maese-Czeropski, "Just send the video to a few friends! They'll get a kick out of it!"
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 18, 2023 12:28 AM |
My friend Julie said, "Dustin, you tell that absolute SNIP of a gate agent that you need to get home to Shelby and Dolly RIGHT NOW!"
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 28, 2023 11:42 PM |
My friend Julie told Nikki Haley: Do something to fix that old Confederate flag kerfuffle
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 29, 2023 12:16 AM |
My friend Julie told me that she had a dream that I would die in 10 years and she would be so sad!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 29, 2023 12:51 AM |
My friend Julie told Elon to spend a little to speak his mind.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 29, 2023 7:44 AM |
My friend Julie once took a huge dump in the shower and then heeled it down the drain.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 29, 2023 9:25 AM |
My friend Julie told Jo Koy, "Do it! Hosting will bring your career to the next level!"
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 9, 2024 1:01 AM |
My friend Julie told Bradley the movie should be about Lenny's wife.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 9, 2024 1:12 AM |
I hired Julie once as my "Scat Girl". Damn bitch scratched my precious glass coffee table!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 9, 2024 1:15 AM |
My girlfriend Julie told Taraji P. Henson, "Criticize the movie you're promoting. It'll do wonders for the box office!"
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 9, 2024 2:19 AM |
My friend Julie plans to vote Republican.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 9, 2024 2:20 AM |
My girlfriend Julie told Ron DeSantis, "Don't be afraid to smile, Ron!"
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 9, 2024 2:22 AM |
My friend Julie told Tim Scott, "He's GOT to pick you for his vice president if you finally get married!"
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 22, 2024 3:14 AM |
My friend Julie gave Donald Trump syphilis!
Maybe she's not such a cunt after all??
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 22, 2024 4:28 AM |
My friend Julie told Donald Trump "Flash the Syphilis Fingers and claim it's stigmata! *
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 22, 2024 9:56 PM |
My friend Julie supplies Alabama with nitrogen gas.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 26, 2024 4:05 AM |
My friend Julie told Alyssa Milano, "If you want the kiddos to go to Cooperstown, an online fundraiser might be just the ticket!"
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 27, 2024 2:57 AM |
My friend Julie told Kristi Noem, "You have to save that HILARIOUS story about Cricket for your book!"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 1, 2024 2:06 AM |
Is Julie the one that starts all the Trump threads?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 1, 2024 2:09 AM |
My friend Julie told Trump, "Wear the same blue suit with white shirt and extra-long red tie every day. It will be both your brand AND your uniform. Like Ronald McDonald's yellow suit and big red shoes!"
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 1, 2024 9:09 PM |
My girl Julie somehow convinced Billy Eichner that people actually wanted to watch him as a romantic lead in a tiresome gay movie, and wouldn’t in fact run shrieking from the theatre.
-delusional cunt
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 1, 2024 9:35 PM |
My friend Julie convinced my nephew that this was a great year to start college.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 2, 2024 5:28 AM |
My friend Julie has been organizing student protests at USC and UCLA.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 5, 2024 7:50 PM |
My friend Julie told Anita Baker, "Girl, everyone deserves a night off once in a while."
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 15, 2024 9:28 PM |